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READER FINDS: Elvira Topless, Jaime Pressly Topless, Jennifer Love Hewitt Wet T-Shirt, and Much Much More…

 
By Bill Swift | December 6, 2013 @ 9:06 am
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The weather outside might be frightful, but in the mail room at Egotastic! where we sort through the weekly contributions from the web's most educated readers, the mood is quite delightful. Yet another week of outstanding evidence of the broad and expansive nature of the love for all things sextastic celebrity, both past and present. I feel like one of those underdogs in the movie where by the end, even the bully jocks are rhythmically clapping to see him finally do a pull up or something. I get choked up sometimes thinking about it.

This week's Reader Finds includes our new favorite model hottie L.Shima topless and wicked alluring (many thanks to EgoReader 'Dan P.' for guiding our minds), Cassandra Peterson, better known as Elivra, topless back in the day (whoa kudos to 'Miles'), another clear look at Jaime Pressly topless in her epic film role (transmitted kindly by 'Evan G.'), South African sextastic Jay Antsey topless in Sleeper's Wake (by way of happy 'Elena'), Jacqui Holland bloody hot and topless (goriffic stills from 'Owen'), way back machine to Pam Grier floppy topless in the 70's (kickass Grier from the PC of 'Dave H.'), Jennifer Lopez hot boxer outtakes from V magazine (sultry sweaty goodness from 'Mary C.'), Irina Shayk BTS of her Beach Bunny shoot (hot Russian body goodness delivered by 'Trenny'), Jennifer Love Hewitt in wet t-shirt stills from The Client List (holy moly rackaroni via 'Tom H.'), Linda Blair topless from her legendary Oui magazine spread (classic sexorcism shots from 'P.P.'), Marcielle Bagetti topless Santa's helper hotness in Bella da Semana (sent by the giving soul of 'Kerry'), and, last but not least, from our friends at Girls Gone Wild, a lesbionic Sapphic lustful look at Charlie Sheen's new girlfriend, Brett Rossi. She is all that and a ham sandwich as my grandfather used to say. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Jennifer Lopez Covered Topless, Zooey Deschanel Topless, Rose McGowan Dancing Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 
By Bill Swift | November 29, 2013 @ 9:03 am
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I know many of you are in line at Target and Walmart stores today to ensure that for only fifteen hours of time, you can save fifty bucks on a back massager slash happy time tool for the wife, but for those of you who have stuck it out today for your fix of all things sextastic skin-filled celebrity, boy have your fellow readers come through for you today. It's an honor and a privilege to share them with you today, even as my burps taste like turkey and Wild Turkey.

This week's Reader Finds includes Abigail Breslin not quite barely legal but soaking in a tub for Tyler Shields (thank you kindly EgoReader 'Jake'), Jennifer Lopez covered topless and faptastic in her forties (dually submitted by 'Walt' and 'Maarten'), Shannon Elizabeth American Pie higher def redux (we never grow weary of Shannon's double dippers, thanks 'Glenn'), Bijou Phillips au natural topless in Bully (wild child funbags via 'Marcie'), Tara Reid topless on the silver screen in Body Shots (from a time long ago, by 'Devon'), Danica Thrall topless in lingerie (submitted willfully by 'C.J.'), Zooey Deschanel, Ms. Cute and Spunky, quite topless in the pool (blessings from 'Wobbler'), Carice Van Houten flashing her hooters for theatrics (transmitted from the mind of 'Rico'), Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh topless in Single White Hotties (I modified that, but still love from 'Stasha'), Ellen Page in red undies flashing booty in deleted movie scene (kudos to 'Will G.' for that find), Megan Fox downright sexy in moving pictures (Foxy photos sent by 'Owen'), Penelope Cruz topless in Spanish flick (Cruz-tastics provided by 'Stephanie'), Charlotte Gainsbourg nekkid in Nymphomaniac (wowzer von Triers dropped on our stoop by 'Randall'), Rita Ora hella chesty in Rob Cable photoshoot (loves me some Rita, thanks 'Ronnie'), Denise Crosby topless in the wayback machine (80's skin delivered by 'Jack'), Tulisa Contostavlos flashing pink panties (delicious peeks from 'Terry D.'), Kelly McGillis nekkid Sapphic fun (whoa baby scissor kissing by 'Les'), Emily Ratajkowski showing off in a bikini (Emily, my moon and sun, from 'Altered'), and, last, but not least, a double dip of Monica Bellucci, first nekkid in the movies and then covered topless preggo in Vanity Fair (from the benevolent hands of 'Skyler' and 'Benjamin' respectively). Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Cameron Diaz, Nicole Kidman, and Christina Ricci All Topless and Much Much More…

 
By Bill Swift | November 22, 2013 @ 7:39 am
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 Kim Dickens Sex Scene in Sons Of Anarchy
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Another extraordinary bit of work by your chaps and by far the hottest looking lady readers on the Internet. A communal gathering and sharing of some might find celebrity skin in the name of the great visual good. Someday, I will tell my children about this magic, and they will tell their children who won't give a hoot, but that's life. In the present, we are as one in the devotion to some of the finest women in the world, a collection of such ladies as provided by you, the Egotastic! community, in a little number we perform each week called the Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kim Dickens in her making of the sexy scene from Sons of Anarchy (might be a body stand-in, but big thanks regardless to EgoReader 'Paragon'), Juliana Schalch topless in HBO Latin America's O Negocio TV series (kindly submitted by 'Francis'), French hooker turned designer Zahia Dehar stripping in her freaky cat cave (kudos to 'Gwen' for this ditty), Adriana Lima sheer panties on the runway (transmitted by 'Matt'), Christina Ricci topless in Prozac Nation (funbags courtesy of 'Richie'), Jessica Boehrs quite stunning and topless in EuroTrip (thrown over the fence by 'Stoney'), scandalous Serbian political figure Vanja Hadzovic in some crazy hot modeling pictures (dug up thoughtfully by 'Thomas'), Jo Evans who we recently met most definitely hot and topless (graciously contributed by 'C.J.'), more bootylicious posedowns by Miss BumBum Dai Macedo (bless your kind asstastic deliverance 'Ron W.'), Sarah Hyland in some of her bikini cleavy moments from Modern Family (a certain 'SP' knows we dig heavily Ms. Hyland), Mandy Moore in old-school lingerie in Hotel Noir (fine Mandy Moore sighting by 'Jeb'), Nicole Kidman topless in Eyes Wide Shut ('Amy H.' knows we never tire of seeing these), Jenny Allford out of the shower topless in The Snow Queen (provided for well by 'Ian'), Cameron Diaz super duper topless pics from the last century ( holy shmoley factor served up by 'Dessie'), South African hottie Lesley-Ann Brandt in bikini promos for Drift (whoa baby hotness from 'Steve'), Kelly Lynch topless way back in Warm Summer Rain (mammary memories laid out by 'Dwane'), SOA's Robin Weigert quite nekkid in Synedoche (interesting, very interesting, via 'Vinny'), and last, but definitely not least, Claire Sinclair topless in a scene from SyFy's Naked Vegas (in under the wire from 'Robert'). Take your time, sip, don't gulp. It's a lot to take in. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Keira Knightley Topless, Heidi Klum Nippletastic, Lady Gaga Bare Boob, and Much Much More…

 
By Bill Swift | November 15, 2013 @ 7:28 am
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 Kate Upton and a Pair of Scissors
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Sometimes I think to myself, no, stop, you readers are just far too generous with your skin-filled donations each week. Then I remember a little thing called the greater good. Something in Latin that means greater good that I never paid attention to in school. The concept that it's selfish to horde, gracious to share, and when it comes to the bare nekkid bodies of our favorite sextastic celebrities, downright saintly. How ever would I deny you that privilege? I shant.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kate Upton from Esquire being naughty with scissors (thank you to EgoReader 'James L.' for blonde bombshell goodness), Elizabeth Perkins topless on the big screen (big ups to 'OFC' for this cinematic gem), Hayley-Marie Coppin in her own topless film turn (kudos to 'Marcos' on these caps), Jaime Murray topless and wanton in Dexter (boob tube contribution from 'Damon'), my future adopted mom Michelle Hunziker from a bit back and super cleavy on Wetten Daas (pictures of my future mom transmitted by 'Steven'), 70's softcore legend Sylvia Kristel topless in skinematics (dropped herein by 'Rose'), Laura Gemser and Michele Starck topless in more throwback classic cinema (film buffed up by 'Louis'), Keira Knightley topless and getting it on with Hayley Atwell in something very Britishy (pirate-ess pics purloined by 'Oseh'), Courteney Cox in a classic 90's sextastic Mark Seliger photoshoot (from friend of Egotastic 'Josh P.'), Heidi Klum in a couple nipple baring body paint shots (offered up by 'Aaron'), Euro model Freja Beha Erichsen quite nekkid in black and white (arty goodness from 'Mike S.'), Olivia Wilde in a bikini top on location (hottie candid from the hands of 'Eric'), Lady Gaga bare boob in a Mario Testino shot photo (Gags funbag courtesy of 'Estebo'), Mika Lovely so lovely and topless (faptastic flesh provided by 'Sonja'), Playmate  Irina Voronina topless in Reno 911 (blonde jugulars dialed up by 'Randall'), Selena Gomez leggy boudoir promo pics (stellar find by 'Ray D.'), late night cable queen Shannon Whirry topless in a late night cable operetta (wayback goodness via 'Dean'), Liberty Ross topless art house chic (openly condoned by 'Patrick'), Ali Lohan modeling pics (a rare find from 'Dave'), the crazy hot Genevieve Morton in lingerie (silky blessings from 'John'), purportedly Alyssa Campanella, Miss USA, in a blonde wig and topless for something artsy (contributed by good guy 'Harushkupo'), another look at ingenue Morgan Saylor in her topless moment in Homeland (honed in on by 'Nathan'), Portuguese extreme hottie Sara Sampaio topless in a modeling shot (thank you quite kindly, 'Chris), and a plea for the beauty of Linda Cardellini (from her big fan 'Josh B.). It's more than a handful, it's a dive right in full. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Amanda Righetti Topless, Ali Larter Crazy Hotness, Luisana Lopilato Young Modeling, and Much Much More…

 
By Bill Swift | November 8, 2013 @ 10:17 am
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 Jessica Alba Leggy in Isabel Schneider Photoshoot
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After a week of near freezing 60-degree weather here in Tinsel Town, we are finally back to endless summer weather which means I need to be heading off to the beach soon with my binoculars, my cooler filled with Mike's Hard Lemonade and push-pops, and, of course, my stuffed otter, Mr. Cuoco. But I'm not even thinking of peeking at girls in bikinis in the offline world until I get some serious business done today. Like the responsibility of assembling the best of our highly enlightened and overly educated and deeply in college debt reader skintastic contributions. You guys (and super hot reader girls) really do give it up each week for each other in such a beautiful, giving, and deviant way. It's really quite touching.

This week's Reader Finds includes Jessica Alba leggy hot in a photoshoot from almost a decade ago now (classic Alba goodness from EgoReader 'Zach'), Ali Larter in not one, but two amazing Heroes-era promotional photoshoots (wicked Larter hotness by way of 'Stacey P.'), Cindy Crawford in a recent way overlooked sextastic photoshoot for Muse (mole-deliciousness provided by 'Erin'), Raquel Welch in a throwback classic see-through shoot from Harry Langdon (70's styling sweetness from 'Decker'), Pamela Anderson shot when she was also quite the young hot babe come to Hollywood (more throwback honey from 'Devon'), Amanda Righetti topless in not so horrific Angel Blade (cinematic funbags via 'Steve P.'), oft topless Britty actress Patsy Kensit flashing chestal heat on screen (yum yums delivered by 'Tony'), Dexter actress Julie Benz also quite funbag flashing on the big screen (courtesy of 'Robbie'), Sudamericana model hottie Coty Alvarez and her major league mams in a pool (muchas gracias para ellas to 'Ian D.'), pictures of lingerie model Luisana Lopilato when she was just starting out (corresponded nicely by 'Yorch'), Stacey Poole naughty nylons in the office (from the deviant mind of 'C.J.'), a hotel room photoshoot prep peek at Bella Thorne and a social media click of Kylie Jenner in a bikini (kudos to 'Marcos' for these two finds), and, last, but not least, to a million and one of you much savvier than I who noticed that we posted a picture of bikini water model Keyara accidentally flashing her two bare nips and forgot to call it out. Bad, Egotastic. Good Readers. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Lea Seydoux Lesbionic Sex Scene, Courtney Stodden Topless, Chloe Bennet in Her Undies, and Much Much More…

 
By Bill Swift | November 1, 2013 @ 7:52 am
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 Chloe Bennet in Lingerie for Marvels Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
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Well, the twenty-seven days of Halloween seem to be finally over. Now we can turn our attention to a bombardment of commercial Christmas including mind-numbing holiday jingles that will eventually lead me to be found with a rusty knife over the steaming deceased body of a train hobo I swear I didn't kill. But, that's me. I'm highly unstable. You all are so much more caring and considerate, as shown each week by your supply of bare-nekkid goodies to our doorstep. Little squirts of the sextastic left in in our mailbox that when combined, form the web's most popular weekly photo compilation. A little something we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos in the already infamous lesbionic sex scene from Blue is the Warmest Color (merci merci to EgoReader 'Benes' for this early look at Sapphic passion), delightful newcomer Chloe Bennet in her skivvies on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (thank you kindly 'Doc'), sultry actress Rafaela Mandelli quite topless in the shower onscreen (delivered by 'Redman'), a finer look at Kirsten Dunst topless in Melancholia (her boobtastic never grows old thanks to 'Ray'), Hot Frenchie thespianic Ludivine Sagnier topless in meaningful cinema (purveyed by 'Pete K.'), Leah Francis topless prior to her chestal enhancements (au natural boobtastic provided by 'Devon'), Leah's oft-shot partner Emma Glover flashing fine full funbags of her own (transmitted by 'Steve H.'),  Courtney Stodden bikini and bare top shots from Big Brother (courtesy of the courteous 'James'), sextastic Sophie Monk topless on the bloody silver screen (kudos to 'Wilma' for this titillating find), Victoria Elliott in a playful making of the sexy scene from BBC's Truckers (British boob tube contributions from 'Owen'), 80's Skinemax pro Shannon Whirry flashing her bare udders in some lousy but must-see movie (late night cable goodness from the mind of 'Grant'), black and white topless pics of model and artist Louise Bourgoin (many thanks to 'Kurtis'), some familiar but re-must-see pics of topless Swede hottie Johanna Lundback (blessedly thrown over the wall by 'Chris M.'), hot blonde Genevieve Morton in swimsuits for national pride (promoted rightly by 'John'), one I'm not so sure of -- Christina Hendricks makeup free and braless (right size and shape, but is this really Christina, not sure, but thanks regardless to 'Austen'), and last, but never least, the vastly underrated topless striptease hotness of Stacey Massey (nice finale provided by 'Amy K.'). Thank you one and all for this blessed sextastic stone soup. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Helena Christensen Nekkid, Demi Moore Topless, Emily Browning Topless, and Much Much More…

 
By Bill Swift | October 25, 2013 @ 9:39 am
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 Padma Lakshmi in Fitness Magazine
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Well, hello there, awesome communal gathering of EgoReaders to build a weekly portfolio of sextastic celebrity skin. It's been too long since last we met. But it's Friday, so the shofars have been blown and all the contributors have delivered their weekly offerings for our scheduled visual feast. It truly is a triumph of the lust-filled human spirit. I think I might cry.

This week's Reader Finds includes Padma Lakshmi in Fitness magazine (thanks to EgoReader 'Steven' for Indian beauty), Eniko Mihalik topless in a sweet Daniella Rech photoshoot (kudos to 'Darren'), Amy Adams onscreen in lacy lingerie (sweet treat from 'Ernest T.'), Lucy Ramos topless in Turistas (wicked sultry boobtastic via 'Devon'), Helena Christensen classic nekkid beauty (divine views from 'Esse'), Megan Fox sexy in Elle magazine (so much hotness delivered by 'Stephanie'), Demi Moore topless on the silver screen (purveyed promptly by 'Hugh'), more crazy hot Megan Fox in Jonah Hex promo stills (transmitted by 'Evan'), Lindsay Lohan when she was a singer, yeah (LiLo stagecraft handed over by 'Svern'), bodacious inked up Sallie Axl topless for her 2014 calendar (tats and all provided by 'Lester'), Heather Rae Young topless in Internship (yummies delivered by 'Rob P.'), Andrea Feczko instagrammy goodness (from the mind of 'Dr45'), Emily Browning baring boobtastic (sweet teats by 'Nomad'), Madeline Zima in her classic Californication ride (dropped off by 'Tomas'), lingerie model Jana Defi and her tremendous natural tatas (holy moly by way of 'Standard'), and last, but never least, the crazy hot and moist body and booty of Nataly Umana in a white thong only. It's almost too much, and, yet, never enough.

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