Reader Finds

READER FINDS: Charli XCX See Through No Bra, Charlize Theron Topless, Elizabeth Olsen Hotness, and Much Much More…

 
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Happy days are here again. Or the happiest of days. Fridays. When I insert my retractable claw hand into the Reader Finds email bag and find what bits of skin-filled goodies all of you have submitted in this past week. I feel like Satan reaching into his bag of souls to see which politician he pulls out. Only, my bag has even more boobs than his.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Charli XCX in a revealing boobtastic top (thank you to EgoReader ‘Joseph H.’), Alyssa Milano in one of her classic topless skinematics (blessings of ta-ta’s from ‘Elsinore’), Maude Hirst and Alyssa Sunderland in the lovely short lived Vikings (Nordic takk to ‘Stephen’), Charlize Theron topless in Reindeer Games (oh, I remember, via ‘Rony E.’), Elizabeth Olsen delightfully hot cleavage (shoop shoop submitted by ‘Benny’), Gisele Bundchen young see-through top modeling, maybe slightly altered (lovely leers via ‘Bill’), Jordana Brewster bikini goodnes on the silver screen (kindly gifted by ‘Bono’), Julian Wells topless perfection in Entourage (a visual goody from ‘Amanda’), Kendall Jenner near nip slips in her GQ shoot (angled in by ‘Anon’), Krista Allen double D’s in a double dose of skinematics (seismic shifts from ‘Owen’), Lauren Hays lovely topless onscreen (kudos to ‘Kenneth’), Mai Ping Guo who we saw in a bikini this week now quite nekkid (lovely discovery by ‘Reg W.’), Olivia Wilde thong peek on Instagram (much ado about thongs from ‘Ed’), and Zia Gorog wicked hot body in Playboy (added to the archives by ‘David M.’). If you can’t handle it, just take a nap right now off to the side. The adventurous among us are coming through to reap the visual harvest. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Charlotte McKinney Busty Yachts, Ashley Greene And Kate Hudson Pokies, Adrianne Palicki Topless, and Much Much More…

 
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My most blessed of Fridays. The final day of the not all that long of a week where we make solid excuses for outlandish behavior. I can’t think of a better process to celebrate. Such as we do here in the penthouse basement offices at Egotastic, each week opening up the cavernous reader email bag, throwing in the trained monkey, Mr. Four Loko, and waiting to see what treasures he returns with in his rabies frothing mouth. It’s a tradition like none other.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Charlotte McKinney boobtastic on a boat (thank you to EgoReader ‘Denny’), Adrianne Palicki topless for FHM (an oldie but such a double goodies via ‘Kent W.’), Ageyness Deyn toplees skinematics (little lovelies courtesy of ‘Rachel A.’), Anne Hathaway tighty whitey pokies for karaoke (spiked up by ‘Matt’), a busty candid of Ariel Winter in front of Mickey D’s Coachella (bosom bounced in by ‘James’), Ashley Greene cleavage and butt madness in The Apparition (whoa, hot body masterpieces, thanks ‘Owen’), Caitlin Folley topless in SxTape (lovely blonde udders from ‘Stephen T.’), Elsa Pataky sweet and lovely teats (oh, wow and thanks to ‘Benjie’), Emily Bergl of current Shameless fame topless in film back in the day (lovely lass peaches, via ‘Desmond’), indie queen Greta Gerwig flashing her Funions (lovely peeks delivered by ‘David’), hotness Hannah Kelsey topless in Supermodel mag (epic body shots submitted by ‘Danny C.’), Jennifer Lawrence nightgown cleavage in the recent Serena (this movie came and went, as would by my plan with Jennifer in person, kudos to ‘Juancy’), Kate Hudson and Ashley Greene double dipping pokies (skinematic nips sent over by ‘Arnoldo), Keira Knightley topless peaches (always a swell sight, via ‘Steve’), Kim Cattrall lovely udders throwback style (mmm, blondes have more funbags, thanks ‘Rippen’), Rebecca Hall topless in rare blessing (brunette goodness tossed into the ring by ‘Terry U.’), Rihanna peeks into top in her music video (promoted by ‘Apollon A.’), Ronda Rousey showy sexy (please, armbar me, via ‘Tony Tom’), and last, but not the bit least, the dedicated to onscreen naked Theresa Russell flashing bare yums and buns (submitted thoughtfully by ‘Les’). I kind of have to double dog dare you to check out this entire library of sextastic celebrity goodness. Become inspired. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Kelly Brook Purported Nekkid Selfie, Chloe Sevigny Topless, Charlotte McKinney Crazy Hot Funbags, and Much Much More…

 
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I feel ever so blessed to get to close out our week of wanton ogling with a peek inside the silk-lined reader email bag of goodness. I can hear the angels sing as pull back the goldenrod strings and unveil the majesty of celebrity skin within. It’s possible that’s just what’s left of my Spotify playlist as all the other music has been deleted by license holders. Still, when a cherub wails, you know something special is about to reveal itself. Indeed it has.

This week’s Reader Finds include Laura Wiggins in her shameless Shameless topless moments so mammary-able (thank to EgoReader ‘Conte’), the blessedly bare topped women of Van Wilder: Freshman Year (skinematics courtesy of ‘Daniel’), Tokyo Drift’s Nathalie Kelley topless in the wild (kind visual blessings from ‘Sumit’), Nathalie Edenburg topless in black and white and color (so hot, kudos to ‘Stephen B.’), Kristi Somers, Cynthia Thompson and Betsy Russell topless in Tomboy (an 80′s ta-ta blast from ‘Owen’), a purported topless selfie of Kelly Brook (thanks to many of you who sent this in for show and tell, no idea if it’s verified), a trio of topless goodness of angelic Keeley Hazell (that’s devotion from ‘Darren’), Julie Gayet topless on the silver screen (lovely lustables via ‘Francis E.’),  Chloe Sevigny model topless from about a decade ago (new one for this here rodeo, thanks ‘Evan’), Charlotte McKinney in one beautiful busty photoshoot (wowzers provided by ‘Aaron W.’), Bar Refaeli showy top modeling (a prize piece from ‘Bill P.’), gloriously gifted Ava Fabian in Ski School (ooh la la ta-ta delivered by ‘Rachel’), Amber Heard bikini body onscreen (one fine two piece hotness via ‘Theo’), and Alexandra Breckenridge topless in her forever memorable vampire scene (thumbs up for teats to ‘Shoreline’). It’s a big plate of sextastic today, but I know I’ve trained you well for this mission. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Amy Smart Topless, Bambi Northwood-Blyth Topless, Madonna Topless, and Much Much More…

 
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Hooray for Friday, the day that makes all other days of the week pretty much it’s bitch every time it rolls around. Perhaps it was born with privilege, but it works hard to keep it’s rep. It’s why we honor the day by opening up the Reader email bag of happiness and tingly feelings. I really am pretty sure I hear the angels sing when I pull back the goldenrod colored strings and the reader contributions pour out. It might be in my head. I do often hear voices. I’m sure I’m fine. Hide your pets.

This week’s Reader Finds includes the deliciously blonde and topless Amy Smart (from the goodness of EgoReader ‘Ben’), Ana Alexander and friends in the highly underrated formerly awesome show Chemistry (lovely lasses topless via ‘Jeremy R.’), the beautiful Bambi Northwood Blyth topless in not one, but two exquisite pictorials (thumper be happy thanks to ‘Eren’), some early nekkid modeling shots of Latina hottie Bruna Mendes (from the mind of ‘Alonso E.’), the red hot Carmen Kass topless for Vogue back in the day with a kicker of Paraguayan delight Larissa Riquelme topless (much kudos to ‘David M.’ for both), skinny Euro model Franzi Mueller flashing her natural nubs (swell bit of the slender sextastic from ‘Jeeba’), Kelly Curran funbags of perfection on screen (thank you kindly to ‘Bennet’), Lindsay Ellingson alluring in a bit of lingerie (underrated hotness dropped off by ‘Jenny’), Madonna topless in the screen gem Body of Evidence (okay, so film, not so good, but ta’s… thanks to ‘Aaron W.’), Penelope Cruz big guns bare in early film work (oh, en fuego ta’s from ‘Stephen P.’), and last, but holy heck not least, numerous killer photos of of busty Asian model who EgoReader ‘Henny’ couldn’t quite name, but already forgiven, you’ll know why if you make it to the end. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Morena Baccarin Topless, Emily Ratajkowski Ta-Ta-Licious, Abigail Ratchford Spilling Out Of A Swimsuit and Much Much More…

 
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Sometimes I arrive at the end of the week and I think to myself, huh, I really didn’t think I’d make it this time. But I have, and that’s reason enough to celebrate, as if more than one hundred photos of sextastic celebrities in various stages of undress wasn’t enough. And it is. In fact, it’s the better reason. There’s nothing more appropriate than a few million people sitting around a rather large camp circle and sharing photos of their most belusted famous ladies. I’m sure it’s in some British book of decorum somewhere. Keyword search it.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Emily Ratajkowski boobtastic behind the scenes of her SI shoot (thank you EgoReader ‘Aaron’), my common law wife Abigail Ratchford nearly spilled out of her white swimsuit (pleasures of the visual kind from ‘Starks’), Veronica Sanchez and Maria Lapiedra lusty Latina topless hotness onscreen (en fuego views courtesy of ‘Damon R.’), Samantha Womack topless blonde teats in Demob (throwback ta-ta’s via ‘Eugene’), Morena Baccarin topless in an overlooked performance (my brunette object d’ lust thanks to ‘Shelly T.’), Swiss radical performance artists Milo Moire topless in the German public (oh, art, how you amuse me, kudos to ‘Benji’), Lily Collins low cut little black dress wowzer (tingly feelings donated by ‘Justin K.’), Julia Frauche topless for Vogue (French lovelies by way of ‘Kent’), Emily Ratajkowski topless in GQ (party time funbag faptastic dropped off by ‘Stephen W.’), Cortney Palm topless palmettes (oh, Zombeavers, such happy mammaries from ‘Todd’), Celine Bonnier topless in an adaptation of real ta-ta’s (lovely thrilling visuals via ‘Handrut’), Bijou Phillips topless skinny love monkey in her star turning role (silver screen chest gems proffered by ‘Dave D.’), French uber-sextastic Berenice Marlohe in black lingerie (my my my’s brought onboard by ‘Jerry’), more Latina yams of gold in form of Bagriela Carneiro (en fuego focus made possible by ‘Darren’), Autumn Reeser topless in The Big Bang, indeed (missing Autumn thanks to ‘Carmela’), the delicious Anja Rubik topless for Lui (much ado about ta-ta’s from ‘David M.’), and last, but not even close to least in any way shape or form, the Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried lingerie wicked hot (tingle inducing capper produced by ‘Jenson E.’). It’s a lot, but I know I’ve trained you well. You can and will handle this. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Miley Cyrus Topless, Nicole Trunfio Sexy Hot, Elsa Pataky Takes A Shower and Much Much More…

 
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It’s time, kids. That once a week we all get together with the parachute and flap it around in various formations because it’s raining outside and our teachers are super lazy. Only this parachute contains a full set of sextastic celebrities in various stage of hotness undress. So much better for kids and adults like. I really should be put in charge of bad weather day activities. I’d really turn things around for the happier.

This week’s Reader Finds includes the delightfully hot Nicole Trunfio barely covering her goodies (thank you to EgoReader ‘Nate’ for his contribution), Emmanuelle Seigner topless and covered in milk for skinematics (sweet find from ‘Franklin’), Linda Fiorentino topless in one mega epic bad movie (Linda hotness reigned hard via ‘Thomas T.’), Marie Jose Crozee in the small screen version of The Hunger (lovely tetas provided by ‘Devon’), Marina Shako topless country cowgirl hotness (outdoorsy funbags delivered by ‘Erica’), more Nicole Trunfio glamour shots, this time topless (topless is hard to beat, thanks ‘Orson’), Elsa Patakay topless perfection in the shower (boobtastic blessings from ‘Romeo’), sextastic Beau Garrett topless see-through au natural naughtiness (love the lean ladies does ‘Fredrick E.’), what appears to be Miley Cyrus topless counting money, seems legit, the money part I mean, and a lovely bit of nip slip from Behati Prinsloo post Oscars (both uncovered by helpful ‘David M.’), Amanda Seyfried crazy hot classic shoot (Nordic princess poses via ‘Scott’), and Emily Browning lingerie topless bondage (these only get better, thanks ‘Stephen R.’). I’d recommend perusing this all during your next yard break. You’ll be the hit of Cell Block D. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Anastasia Ashley Panties Booty, Abbey Lee Kershaw Nekkid, Kim Cattrall Topless, and Much Much More…

 
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It’s time. The circus is in town. The flesh-filled hottie circus run by each of you every Friday here on Egotastic! with your much appreciated Reader Finds. I can’t say it’s the finest in traditions, but I can say it’s my favorite. The communal coming together of prurient minds from around the globe to focus on the common denominator of sweet sweet ta-ta’s on very hot ladies. I think I might cry. I promised myself I wouldn’t, but, here come those salty demons.

This week’s Reader Finds includes a sweltering hot look at the panties clad bottom of surfer girl Anastasia Ashley (thank you kindly EgoReader ‘Rona’), Kim Cattrall topless in some throwback skinematics (blessings from ‘Stephen R.’), an even throwier hot throwback to 70′s screen siren Susan George (classic wowzers from the mind of ‘Kenneth’), Disney starlet Peyton List in a Day in the Life shoot (farm system future hottie via ‘Dannny’), eternally nymphy Monica Bellucci topless (she of the kindly faptastics, thanks ‘Owen’), Melissa Reeves quite almost nekkid in some portraits (quality time photography handed off by ‘David P.’), Kelly Brook bikini in the pool caps from Instagram (busty hot Britty bikini peeks from ‘Elise’), another view of Katherine Waterston full frontal in Inherent Vice (just epic onscreen nekkidness via ‘T.K.’), Kari Byron early Mythbusters cleavy scientist shots from FHM (oh, to be nestled in those bad girls, kudos to ‘Aaron W.’), Candice Swanepoel in bikinis for new SELF magazine (Our Lady of Swanepoel visuals dropped off by ‘Hammond’), and last, but not even close to least, Abbey Lee Kershaw quite nekkid in nature (lovely bits of bare bodied goodness from ‘Samuel E.’). It’s a mouthful, two eyes full, and two to three hands at least. A bevy of beauties. Enjoy.

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