Hooray for Friday, the day that makes all other days of the week pretty much it’s bitch every time it rolls around. Perhaps it was born with privilege, but it works hard to keep it’s rep. It’s why we honor the day by opening up the Reader email bag of happiness and tingly feelings. I really am pretty sure I hear the angels sing when I pull back the goldenrod colored strings and the reader contributions pour out. It might be in my head. I do often hear voices. I’m sure I’m fine. Hide your pets.
This week’s Reader Finds includes the deliciously blonde and topless Amy Smart (from the goodness of EgoReader ‘Ben’), Ana Alexander and friends in the highly underrated formerly awesome show Chemistry (lovely lasses topless via ‘Jeremy R.’), the beautiful Bambi Northwood Blyth topless in not one, but two exquisite pictorials (thumper be happy thanks to ‘Eren’), some early nekkid modeling shots of Latina hottie Bruna Mendes (from the mind of ‘Alonso E.’), the red hot Carmen Kass topless for Vogue back in the day with a kicker of Paraguayan delight Larissa Riquelme topless (much kudos to ‘David M.’ for both), skinny Euro model Franzi Mueller flashing her natural nubs (swell bit of the slender sextastic from ‘Jeeba’), Kelly Curran funbags of perfection on screen (thank you kindly to ‘Bennet’), Lindsay Ellingson alluring in a bit of lingerie (underrated hotness dropped off by ‘Jenny’), Madonna topless in the screen gem Body of Evidence (okay, so film, not so good, but ta’s… thanks to ‘Aaron W.’), Penelope Cruz big guns bare in early film work (oh, en fuego ta’s from ‘Stephen P.’), and last, but holy heck not least, numerous killer photos of of busty Asian model who EgoReader ‘Henny’ couldn’t quite name, but already forgiven, you’ll know why if you make it to the end. Enjoy.
Sometimes I arrive at the end of the week and I think to myself, huh, I really didn’t think I’d make it this time. But I have, and that’s reason enough to celebrate, as if more than one hundred photos of sextastic celebrities in various stages of undress wasn’t enough. And it is. In fact, it’s the better reason. There’s nothing more appropriate than a few million people sitting around a rather large camp circle and sharing photos of their most belusted famous ladies. I’m sure it’s in some British book of decorum somewhere. Keyword search it.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Emily Ratajkowski boobtastic behind the scenes of her SI shoot (thank you EgoReader ‘Aaron’), my common law wife Abigail Ratchford nearly spilled out of her white swimsuit (pleasures of the visual kind from ‘Starks’), Veronica Sanchez and Maria Lapiedra lusty Latina topless hotness onscreen (en fuego views courtesy of ‘Damon R.’), Samantha Womack topless blonde teats in Demob (throwback ta-ta’s via ‘Eugene’), Morena Baccarin topless in an overlooked performance (my brunette object d’ lust thanks to ‘Shelly T.’), Swiss radical performance artists Milo Moire topless in the German public (oh, art, how you amuse me, kudos to ‘Benji’), Lily Collins low cut little black dress wowzer (tingly feelings donated by ‘Justin K.’), Julia Frauche topless for Vogue (French lovelies by way of ‘Kent’), Emily Ratajkowski topless in GQ (party time funbag faptastic dropped off by ‘Stephen W.’), Cortney Palm topless palmettes (oh, Zombeavers, such happy mammaries from ‘Todd’), Celine Bonnier topless in an adaptation of real ta-ta’s (lovely thrilling visuals via ‘Handrut’), Bijou Phillips topless skinny love monkey in her star turning role (silver screen chest gems proffered by ‘Dave D.’), French uber-sextastic Berenice Marlohe in black lingerie (my my my’s brought onboard by ‘Jerry’), more Latina yams of gold in form of Bagriela Carneiro (en fuego focus made possible by ‘Darren’), Autumn Reeser topless in The Big Bang, indeed (missing Autumn thanks to ‘Carmela’), the delicious Anja Rubik topless for Lui (much ado about ta-ta’s from ‘David M.’), and last, but not even close to least in any way shape or form, the Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried lingerie wicked hot (tingle inducing capper produced by ‘Jenson E.’). It’s a lot, but I know I’ve trained you well. You can and will handle this. Enjoy.
It’s time, kids. That once a week we all get together with the parachute and flap it around in various formations because it’s raining outside and our teachers are super lazy. Only this parachute contains a full set of sextastic celebrities in various stage of hotness undress. So much better for kids and adults like. I really should be put in charge of bad weather day activities. I’d really turn things around for the happier.
This week’s Reader Finds includes the delightfully hot Nicole Trunfio barely covering her goodies (thank you to EgoReader ‘Nate’ for his contribution), Emmanuelle Seigner topless and covered in milk for skinematics (sweet find from ‘Franklin’), Linda Fiorentino topless in one mega epic bad movie (Linda hotness reigned hard via ‘Thomas T.’), Marie Jose Crozee in the small screen version of The Hunger (lovely tetas provided by ‘Devon’), Marina Shako topless country cowgirl hotness (outdoorsy funbags delivered by ‘Erica’), more Nicole Trunfio glamour shots, this time topless (topless is hard to beat, thanks ‘Orson’), Elsa Patakay topless perfection in the shower (boobtastic blessings from ‘Romeo’), sextastic Beau Garrett topless see-through au natural naughtiness (love the lean ladies does ‘Fredrick E.’), what appears to be Miley Cyrus topless counting money, seems legit, the money part I mean, and a lovely bit of nip slip from Behati Prinsloo post Oscars (both uncovered by helpful ‘David M.’), Amanda Seyfried crazy hot classic shoot (Nordic princess poses via ‘Scott’), and Emily Browning lingerie topless bondage (these only get better, thanks ‘Stephen R.’). I’d recommend perusing this all during your next yard break. You’ll be the hit of Cell Block D. Enjoy.
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It’s time. The circus is in town. The flesh-filled hottie circus run by each of you every Friday here on Egotastic! with your much appreciated Reader Finds. I can’t say it’s the finest in traditions, but I can say it’s my favorite. The communal coming together of prurient minds from around the globe to focus on the common denominator of sweet sweet ta-ta’s on very hot ladies. I think I might cry. I promised myself I wouldn’t, but, here come those salty demons.
This week’s Reader Finds includes a sweltering hot look at the panties clad bottom of surfer girl Anastasia Ashley (thank you kindly EgoReader ‘Rona’), Kim Cattrall topless in some throwback skinematics (blessings from ‘Stephen R.’), an even throwier hot throwback to 70′s screen siren Susan George (classic wowzers from the mind of ‘Kenneth’), Disney starlet Peyton List in a Day in the Life shoot (farm system future hottie via ‘Dannny’), eternally nymphy Monica Bellucci topless (she of the kindly faptastics, thanks ‘Owen’), Melissa Reeves quite almost nekkid in some portraits (quality time photography handed off by ‘David P.’), Kelly Brook bikini in the pool caps from Instagram (busty hot Britty bikini peeks from ‘Elise’), another view of Katherine Waterston full frontal in Inherent Vice (just epic onscreen nekkidness via ‘T.K.’), Kari Byron early Mythbusters cleavy scientist shots from FHM (oh, to be nestled in those bad girls, kudos to ‘Aaron W.’), Candice Swanepoel in bikinis for new SELF magazine (Our Lady of Swanepoel visuals dropped off by ‘Hammond’), and last, but not even close to least, Abbey Lee Kershaw quite nekkid in nature (lovely bits of bare bodied goodness from ‘Samuel E.’). It’s a mouthful, two eyes full, and two to three hands at least. A bevy of beauties. Enjoy.
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Sacred Friday. How you do benevolently visit us once a week to bring on thoughts of R&R and maybe just a little or a lot of T&A. Ampersands they do oblige. We celebrate each final day of the workweek here by prying open the oaken casket and withdrawing the sweet smelling bag filled with Reader Finds
. I wish that you could hear the trumpets. It’s truly a jubilation on par with Chinese New Years spectacles in Shanghai. Please indulge your senses. And, no, those aren’t the sounds of firecrackers.
This week’s Reader Finds includes…. (credits to follow shortly, super secret promise).
Overture, hit the lights, this is it, Reader Finds. The most sacred time of our weekly get-togethers here in the tent of the titillating where we gather to not discuss our feelings and not share our thoughts on pressing social matters, but instead STFU and ogle incredible sextastic celebrities. It’s how peace will spread across this entire planet one day, I’m quite convinced.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman when they were the hottest duet in photos (thank you, EgoReader ‘Benjamin’), Naomi Watts young and topless (me oh my provided by ‘Nathan R.’), Merritt Patterson topless in a barn (why not, via ‘Rosalie’), Leelee Sobieski topless for one brief shining moment (oh, the mammaries, from ‘David T.’), Jamie Lee Curtis sextastic 80′s styling (lovely visions of yesteryear from ‘Gary E.’), shots of the frolicking Gabriella Wilde in Endless Lust, err, Love (some eye openers courtesy of ‘Anders’), Erika Garcia drop dead Latina sextastic in the Mexican Bunny mag (en fuego tetas dropped off by ‘Francis’), Emma Frain, my belusted topless beach hottie (presented graciously by ‘Yvette’), the inspiring Elyse Taylor topless for Purple (be still my lower heart, thanks to ‘Evan’), Eliza Dushku hot promo photos from Dollhouse (kudos to ‘Jackie J.’ for this bit of awesome), Beverly D’Angelo topless in her best role ever (funny funbags via ‘Devon E.’), Anne Hathaway topless in her earlier work (oh, daring Anne, how you do own me, thanks ‘Green’), Amanda Palmer topless performance onstage (protest turns visual wonderment via ‘Owen’), and last, but not least, lingerie model Alexa Grace gracing us with her goodies (silky dreams gifted by ‘Omar R.’). Thank you one and all for your blessed contributions to the betterment of mankind. Enjoy.
Bountiful beauty pouring out from every possible crack and cranny in this week’s blessed Reader Finds. That one moment each week when we put down our differences and pick up our common desires for all things skin-filled and sextastic. Crazy hot women really are the universal language, one of the few we speak here fluently, and that includes my native tongue. The gifts you bestow on us weekly speak to your generosity. Your viewing habits speak to the lust in your hearts. It’s the perfect match.
This week’s Reader Finds includes a look back at Bar Refaeli breakout shots in SI (thank you kindly EgoReader ‘Eric’), thespianic Rebecca Ferguson regally topless (kindly contributed by ‘Stephen’), Annette Chavez flashing her brunette bare talents (lovely lovelies via ‘Deron D.’), prolific actress Astrid-Berges Frisbey showing off her sweet udders (skinematics provided by ‘Ian’), Bo Derek topless nekkid and super talented (that last part, not sure, but hot, yes, thanks ‘David R.’), Candice Swanepoel V.S. modeling like a pro (delivered by ‘Aaron’), Cara Delevingne topless in W Magazine (holy topless brows via ‘Yello’),Isaebel McNally in and out of the bathtub with Marisa Tomei (now that’s a thing, thanks to ‘Bev’), Jennifer Lopez in not one, but two classic see-through to the sweet funbag photoshoots (you’ve outdone yourself, ‘Decon’), Kate Moss quite topless and nekkid in Photo magazine (Kate Moss goodies dropped off by ‘Cory’), Katee Sackhoff topless in Riddick (just outstanding peeks from ‘Douglas’), and last, but not lease, Tawny Kitaen topless in one of her classic film roles (oh, Tawny feelings brought up by ‘Wendell’). It’s a bounty of boobtastic. Consume wisely. I recommend with a nice chianti. Enjoy.