I wait for Fridays like parents of teenagers wait for them to check in when out with their cool friends at high school parties. Sometimes, I think Friday will never come, but then it does, and I thank the Good Lord and lie to myself that my child is the only one at the party not drinking or having unprotected sex. It puts a smile on my face always when I get the opportunity to open up the reader email bag and smell the fresh scent of vanilla mixed with hot celebrity flesh. That's an aroma I really should bottle and sell at car washes.
This week's Reader Finds includes previously unbeknownst to us bodacious model Carlotta Champagne (we can't confirm that as her given Christian name, but we do still thank EgoReader 'Jonathan' for his pledge), Maria Conchita Alonso buck as in nekkid in her early film work (many kudos to 'Stanner'), busty Mindy Robinson topless in Alpha House (lovely funions provided by 'Derek'), Natasha Henstridge topless in her own thespianic turn (lovely lusties via 'Bella'), British racktastic hottie Roxanne Pallett quite topless (the most pleasant of melons provided by 'Patrick'), Hailey Clauson model wunderkind topless in shots (oh, me oh my oh's brought to you by 'Allan F.') AnnaLynne McCord topless in one of her genius cinematic fares (McCord mams donated by 'Classy'), Rose McGowan topless in the tub (always been a funbag faptastic, proven by 'David R.'), Madeleine Stowe classically big screen topless (lovely lovelier and loveliests bequeathed by 'Earl'), Astrid Berges-Frisbey and her Spanish tetas putting on an act (blessed Iberians via 'Stu'), Clemence Poesy getting racy on TV (love me some Clemence, thanks 'Donn'), Kate Winslet and Rachel Griffith topless in the 90's (for your pre-millennium lust crushing, kudos 'Ellen W.'), Brazilian model Gracie Hans long and lean and lovely and topless (surprised pleasantly by 'David M.'), Amanda Peet topless in her bestest topless moment ever (digs me some Peet peaches, thanks 'Owen'), Ali Larter crazy sextastic from Allure (Ali and I go way back, she just doesn't know it, much obliged 'Terence'), Karlie Kloss a tad bit slender but quite topless in black and white (lean reveals courtesy of 'Franks'), Emily Ratajkowski busty behind the scenes of her new Cosmo shoot (Emily can do no wrong, shown by 'Dell'), and last, but not least, Beach Bunny modeling Yara Khmidan showing you how the girls of Europe like to flash their bikinis. It's almost too much, but I could never give you enough. Or vice versa. Enjoy.