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Pamela Horton Topless Playboy Delights to Celebrate National Dictionary Day (And a Free Trial Membership to Playboy.TV)

 

It's National Dictionary Day. That's the truth. We're supposed to be celebrating Noah Webster and the creation of books in 4 point font I can't possibly read. But I decided why not celebrate the smartest vocabulary rich Playboy Playmate I've ever had the blessed chance to meet, Pamela Horton. When she's not ridiculously hot and topless for Playboy, Pamela is a seriously overeducated and super smart gamer nerd we had the privilege to meet here at Egotastic because I guess she wasn't smart enough to know better. What a girl. Hot smart geek by day, hot smart geek without her clothes on by night. I know, perfect.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK. FREE IS REALLY THE BEST PRICE EVER!

To celebrate the Dictionary, words, and amazingly hot bare hooters, I have to insist you immediately try out a FREE WEEK LONG MEMBERSHIP on Playboy.TV.  I've had zero unsatisfied customers to date. The satisfied ones are too tired to answer the phone with anything other than grunts, which I count on my clipboard as highly satisfied. Nobody complains about bevies of hot nekkid models online in TV form. Even my mom loves it. I let her use my account so she can tell my priest how I turned out. I feel just guilty enough to make it that much more awesome. Give it a test run. You will be most pleased. Enjoy.

Here's Pamela when she came to visit us, all geeked out:

Bethanie Badertscher and Lauren Elise Topless Autumnal Play Time for Our Latest Playboy.TV Hot Pimping Offer

 

Somebody ripped on me recently for noticeably omitting autumn in my largely craptastic seasonal shoutouts and tributes and very bad puns. He's right. I've fallen short on autumn. Well, no longer. Thanks to the help of Playboy cybergirls Bethanie Badertscher and Lauren Elise playing topless in the changing leaves, we have the chance to celebrate the most underrated of seasons. Football, Halloween, Thanksgiving, me sitting home on Homecoming Dance night. This is all autumn. As are Bethanie and Lauren wearing scarves and raking leaves. I think that's what they're doing, I'm having a hard time completely focusing at the moment.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK BECAUSE FREE IS THE BEST EVER PRICE!

I do so lust my Playboy girls. In honor of the change of seasons and the oncoming of brutally cold temperatures and asphyxiation by way of space heaters, our friends at PlayboyPlus are offering their Playboy.TV service free for one week of awesome taking out for a spin. You will fall in love with the world class beauties therein I am quite certain. It's a special kind of love I delight in many a brisk evening while stirring marshmallows into my cocoa, and or drinking lots of warm rum. Enjoy.

Girls of the ACC Topless? I’ll Take That and A Free Week of Playboy TV Thank You Kindly

 

The greatest debate in college football every year seems to be whether the ACC is underrated or overrated as a conference. Your answer pretty much depends on your fan loyalty in or out of the conference. But nary an ardent follower of the sport would deny the conference provides more than one of the top teams across the country each and every season. And, also, super hot Southern girls. You see them as cheerleaders, rooting in the stands with face paint and tight t-shirts, being admiring quarterback girlfriends, and now, thanks to our friends at Playboy, you get to see the girls of the ACC topless. This is where co-ed meets co-awesome.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK OF AWESOME GETTING TO KNOW YOURSELF TIME!

Part of my secret ploy to get each and every single person in America to check out Playboy.TV online includes both southern ta-ta hospitality and an offer of one free week of Playboy.TV. I love to recommend stuff that people actually love. Unlike those late night informercial hosts lauding the latest variation of toaster over, I can earnestly say Playboy.TV and Playboy Plus are some of the finest premium hot girls content on the web, and the cost is super relatively inexpensive. In fact, today, it's free for a week so you can see for yourself. Be smart, like these hot topless Lit studies majors, and give it the old college try yourself. Enjoy.

Scotland Sticks With England, We Stick With Scottish Model Zoi Nekkid Hotness for Another Playboy.TV Free Offer

 

Every Scottish gent and lady I know voted for independence from the U.K, but go figure, I must know a certain subset because the Northern European land of Braveheart chose to remain with the United Kingdom in the big referendum yesterday. Alas, my blue war paint and haggis flavored victory candies went wasted. But, as a man who prides himself on turning lemons into lemonade, and clothed women into unclothed women more importantly, let's celebrate the still strong and proud Scottish people and culture with a look at Zoi, a Scottish super hottie who bared her wares on the pages of Playboy magazine.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK OF SELF-DISCOVERY AND PERSONAL GROWTH!

Our friends at PlayboyPlus and Playboy.TV have always supported our efforts to visually explain the news and to give Ego readers an offer that you simply can't refuse. Or really should. 7 Days Free to Check Out Playboy.TV, which is one of my five must premium experiences on the Interweb. I've never heard a complaint from a Playboy.TV subscriber, other than the occasional grunt and perhaps some light bitching about chafing in the nether regions. It's like Netflix, but without all the boring non-nude stuff and Belgian indie films. I give Playboy.TV two hearty thumbs up. Check it out for free. And, naturally, Pog mo thón! Enjoy.

Shelby Chesnes Topless Playboy Boobs-Aganza By Popular Demand

 

You know I'm also bringing you the best and brightest and most boobtastic from the land of Playboy as a I try to convince the entire world with male gonads and Sapphic leading lovely ladies to at least try a FREE WEEK OF PLAYBOY.TV as it is one of the five best things on the Internet today. Egotastic! is one of the other five, you can guess the remaining three.

Nevertheless, and naturally, it was only a matter of time before a guy like 'Stephen' wrote in burnt sienna Crayola marker a letter demanding that the extraordinarily hot Shelby Chesnes Playmate spread be promoted and shared and all around treated like a princess. My first instinct in these correspondences is always to feel a bit put upon, then I end up looking at girls like Shelby and I become completely catatonic with lust. Damn, I mean, just look at her and tell me you don't believe in unicorns and the power of rainbows to heal. Stephen, I forgive you.

I will not forgive anyone who doesn't try out PLAYBOY.TV, because while too much malt liquor does cause me to forget these days, I never forgive people who look a gift horse in the mouth, especially when that filly is a crazy hot as Shelby Chesnes. Enjoy.

Playboy.TV Free Week for Labor Day!

If I've said it once, I've said it approximately eleven times now. You deserve this. You really do. Playboy.TV is simply one of the finest funnest most faptastic worthy experiences on the Internet. This is why Al Gore spent an entire hour supervising the construction of the world wide web. Why Bill Gates was a virgin until he made his first million. And why we fought and won the Cold War. To see wicked hot and busy girls fooling around on our computers. And when you're talking Playboy league girls, it all becomes clear the hard work paid off.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK OF SELF-DISCOVERY AND PERSONAL GROWTH!

To celebrate Labor Day, our friends at Playboy.TV are offering laborers, non-laborers, and those people who just have trouble with pop-tops One Week Free on Playboy.TV to see all of their seductive and sextastic content. I've perused, browsed, and researched rather heavily on Playboy.TV. It has my seal of approval. It is so very much worthwhile. Enjoy.

Sherlyn Chopra First Indian Hottie Nekkid in Playboy (Playboy.TV Free for One Week to Celebrate!)

 

I come bearing gifts. Free gifts of hotness and more hotness. Starting off with the beautifully sultry Sherlyn Chopra, the Bollywood actress and model and first Indian sweetness to ever model her bare hot lady parts for Playboy magazine. I've been waiting for forever for these pictures to become available online, because you really must feast your peeps upon Sherlyn's ridiculously hot body if you call yourself a gentleman ogler of the world.

FREE PLAYBOY.TV FOR ONE WEEK BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU!

To celebrate the release of these photos, our friends at Playboy.TV are offering our readers One Week Free of Playboy.TV. I can not stress enough how entertaining Playboy.TV truly is. It's like the HBO of nekkidness, but instead of showing crappy 90's movies in between the few shows you want to watch, Playboy.TV just puts in more crazy sextastic nekkid young woman for an endless run of watchability. I was going to say wankability, but, you know, that's not family friendly. I beseech your Id to try out Playboy.TV for a week and see for yourself. Besides spending your life's savings on Polynesian Bitcoins, have I ever steered you wrong? Enjoy.