We just met her on Monday in the Boob Tube Roundup, but Dutch blonde hottie Ancilla Tilia made quite an impression on many of you, so how could I not end the week by sharing her fully faptastic photos from her sole pictorial with Playboy. Just one wicked sextastic young blonde lady in glasses and no top behind the wheel of her car. Maybe wooden shoes, I didn’t really notice.
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It’s pictorials like these that remind me just how powerful are the lady loving dreams rattling around the male libido. Sure, the entire world of women doesn’t look quite as good perhaps as Ancilla whilst buck nekkid behind the steering wheel, but the raw power contained in the female lady goodness is something we men are loathe to admit has complete control over any of our perceived defenses. We are but your humble servants, though at times you fail to recognize your power. Damn, I might have given away some trade secrets. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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Your wish is my command. You know, provided your wish involves wicked hot brunettes taking off all their clothes and revealing their heavenly lady goodness. Not so much to pick up your dry cleaning. Jenya D sure has taken off since we first posted her in that legit American Apparel advertisement. Now we also know her as Katie Fey and Eugenia Diordiychuk, darling hottie from the East who has among other things, routinely graced the virtual pages of Playboy. And, who how she’s graced them.
Jenya, which I’m going to keep calling her because it is wonderfully shorter than her parents given name, is just one alluring beauty. I can see why so many of you recognized her unique sextastic rather suddenly. For those of you who don’t know her, you can get up closer and all personal like with a 7-Day Free Trial Membership to Playboy.TV, the finest bit of girl on screen and girl on girl on screen on the Interweb. She really is a looker, and that body, oh, how I would shank any of you in the shower for a brief conjugal with Jenya. Enjoy.
Have you ever said to yourself, man, I’d love to see Playboy models dressed as Heaven and Hell getting all kinds of topless and nekkid to celebrate Halloween. I know. me too! Elle Alexandra and Leanna Decker represent the duality of man’s nature. That is, we like wicked hot gingers and brunettes. What two sides were you thinking of? Seeing these girls all naughty and nice and playful reminds me that Halloween is more about just dress up, it’s about undressing as well.
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To celebrate Halloween our friends at PlayboyPlus and Playboy.TV are once more offering up their extra special 7-Day Free Trial to Playboy.TV, which if you haven’t joined yet, you are completely missing out on one of the single best online experiences available in 2014. And why? To buy one more meatball sub at Subway that you know doesn’t take like your moms? No, my friend, that is a waste of money. Free is the hot ticket for you. Funbags, frolicking, and another F-word I promised my grandmother I’d never use again. It’s all there on Playboy.TV. Happy Halloween. Enjoy.
Lindsay Lohan obviously has an affinity for Marilyn Monroe. Not so unusual. But to the point she recently commissioned a London artist to paint her as iconic Marilyn in the flesh for her own private collection of oil selfies I suppose (see below). We first saw Lindsay make a big splash as Marilyn topless a couples years back now in Playboy Magazine, her first real glamour shoot, not to mention a very solid paycheck.
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To celebrate Lindsay’s love of Marilyn and her own funbags, our friends at Playboy are offering a One Week Free Trial to Playboy.TV. Free is slightly less than Lindsay paid for her nekkid portrait, though about what she paid to share it on Twitter. Playboy.TV also offers 50,000 hours of HD video, which I’m pretty sure doesn’t come with a street artist portrait. You could do worse, much worse, than spending a free week checking out Playboy.TV. It’s like buying Halloween candy, only you can consume it endlessly and only feel better as you do. Enjoy.
It’s National Dictionary Day. That’s the truth. We’re supposed to be celebrating Noah Webster and the creation of books in 4 point font I can’t possibly read. But I decided why not celebrate the smartest vocabulary rich Playboy Playmate I’ve ever had the blessed chance to meet, Pamela Horton. When she’s not ridiculously hot and topless for Playboy, Pamela is a seriously overeducated and super smart gamer nerd we had the privilege to meet here at Egotastic because I guess she wasn’t smart enough to know better. What a girl. Hot smart geek by day, hot smart geek without her clothes on by night. I know, perfect.
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To celebrate the Dictionary, words, and amazingly hot bare hooters, I have to insist you immediately try out a FREE WEEK LONG MEMBERSHIP on Playboy.TV. I’ve had zero unsatisfied customers to date. The satisfied ones are too tired to answer the phone with anything other than grunts, which I count on my clipboard as highly satisfied. Nobody complains about bevies of hot nekkid models online in TV form. Even my mom loves it. I let her use my account so she can tell my priest how I turned out. I feel just guilty enough to make it that much more awesome. Give it a test run. You will be most pleased. Enjoy.
Here’s Pamela when she came to visit us, all geeked out:
Somebody ripped on me recently for noticeably omitting autumn in my largely craptastic seasonal shoutouts and tributes and very bad puns. He’s right. I’ve fallen short on autumn. Well, no longer. Thanks to the help of Playboy cybergirls Bethanie Badertscher and Lauren Elise playing topless in the changing leaves, we have the chance to celebrate the most underrated of seasons. Football, Halloween, Thanksgiving, me sitting home on Homecoming Dance night. This is all autumn. As are Bethanie and Lauren wearing scarves and raking leaves. I think that’s what they’re doing, I’m having a hard time completely focusing at the moment.
PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK BECAUSE FREE IS THE BEST EVER PRICE!
I do so lust my Playboy girls. In honor of the change of seasons and the oncoming of brutally cold temperatures and asphyxiation by way of space heaters, our friends at PlayboyPlus are offering their Playboy.TV service free for one week of awesome taking out for a spin. You will fall in love with the world class beauties therein I am quite certain. It’s a special kind of love I delight in many a brisk evening while stirring marshmallows into my cocoa, and or drinking lots of warm rum. Enjoy.
The greatest debate in college football every year seems to be whether the ACC is underrated or overrated as a conference. Your answer pretty much depends on your fan loyalty in or out of the conference. But nary an ardent follower of the sport would deny the conference provides more than one of the top teams across the country each and every season. And, also, super hot Southern girls. You see them as cheerleaders, rooting in the stands with face paint and tight t-shirts, being admiring quarterback girlfriends, and now, thanks to our friends at Playboy, you get to see the girls of the ACC topless. This is where co-ed meets co-awesome.
PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK OF AWESOME GETTING TO KNOW YOURSELF TIME!
Part of my secret ploy to get each and every single person in America to check out Playboy.TV online includes both southern ta-ta hospitality and an offer of one free week of Playboy.TV. I love to recommend stuff that people actually love. Unlike those late night informercial hosts lauding the latest variation of toaster over, I can earnestly say Playboy.TV and Playboy Plus are some of the finest premium hot girls content on the web, and the cost is super relatively inexpensive. In fact, today, it’s free for a week so you can see for yourself. Be smart, like these hot topless Lit studies majors, and give it the old college try yourself. Enjoy.