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Sarah Summers Topless Epic Hotness for Black and White Summer Tributes (And Free Playboy.TV)

By Bill Swift | July 30, 2014 @ 2:15 pm

Sarah Summers Boobtastic Topless Photoshoot for Playboy

That's the kicker. I want you guys to sign up for Playboy.TV for the one week free trial I keep nagging the good folks at Playboy Online to offer our readers because the content is rip-roaring good times. There's nothing wrong with seeing gaggles of extremely good looking hot-bodied young ladies rolling around in the bathtub together. I'm not exactly sure what else you're spending your time on, but unless you're actively curing cancer, it's not time spent more wisely. And even people curing cancer need a break at night.

Playboy.TV Free For Seven Days!

To celebrate my love of all things hot and topless and Playboy relate, I wanted to give an ode to summer by way of this spectacular pictorial of the sextastic Sarah Summers in black and white and deep rich passion inducement all over. If Sarah's ridiculously hot body doesn't cause you to feel feverish, you should see your doctor. Your cork might be stuck. Damn you, Sarah Summers. I was hoping to get a little productive work done here. Enjoy.

Dani Manga Naked Because Brazil Needs a Hot Conclusion And It’s My Birthday (So, More Free Playboy.TV for You!)

By Bill Swift | July 14, 2014 @ 2:01 pm

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Dani Manga Nekkid and Hot for Playboy Brazil

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The World Cup might be over, but the party is just beginning at my place. I've invited all the crying hot girl fans of all the teams that last back to my place for crudite and a game of nude Twister. When my right hand goes to green, look for somebody to call the police. I hate when that happens.

Dani Manga is one super ridiculously fine specimen of Brazilian hot mama kind. So I'm pleased to present her backside, her frontside, and all the goodness in between from the pages of Playboy Brazil. Oh, that booty has me already planning for 2016 in Rio when the Olympic sport of ogling hot bodies on the beach in Rio will once again be in vogue.

Playboy.TV Free For One Week to Celebrate My Birthday, I Know, I Rock!

Well, today is my birthday, and while I know you forgot, I did not forget you, asking our friends at Playboy.TV to extend their 7-day free trial offer for my special day to make it your special day. Why not peruse and amuse yourself with girls like Dani Manga and equally hot playing around on Playboy.TV. I guarantee it's better than getting socks from Aunt Martha as I'm about to when I open my mailbox today. Love you, Aunt Martha, but please, send porn! Enjoy.

Scary Spice Had An Hour Lesbionic Macking Session With Luann Lee; Let’s See Luann Nekkid in Playboy!

By Bill Swift | July 7, 2014 @ 11:17 am

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80's Playmate Luann Lee claims that Melanie Brown, aka Mel B, aka Scary Spice, aka X-Factor judge hottie popped into the disabled toilet at Planet Hollywood in Vegas right after her and proceeded to get it on in the toilet for an hour. This while Melanie's husband guarded the bathroom. Nice job if you can get it. I have no idea if this really happened or not, Luann seems to have plenty of details, but I'd like to think it happened. I celebrate lesbionics in all ways possible, especially between a veteran hottie Spice Girl and a 50-year old still hot ex-Playmate.

The Playboy.TV Free Week Offer for Independence Day Continues!

Naturally, I ran to our friends at PlayboyPlus for genuine nekkid photos of Luann from her Playmate days. She was rather smoking hot. She still is a good looking lady. Enough so that Melanie Brown chased her down into a toilet stall for some scissor kissing. I would ask that next time the two Sapphic leaning ladies not use the disabled stall as that is rather rude, albeit, I think we should make exceptions for lesbionic hotties going at it. Enjoy.

Liv Tyler’s Mom Bebe Buell Nekkid in Playboy? Yeah, Let’s Do That!

By Bill Swift | July 3, 2014 @ 11:56 am

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Bebe Buell Sultry Topless Playboy Photoshoot

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Okay, consider this a compressed, perverted version of my favorite ever game. We just saw Liv Tyler flashing her panties in the streets of Manhattan. Why not look at her model mom Bebe Buell when she posed for the Bunny magazine back in the 70's heydays. You will certainly note that the apple does not fall far from the tree. Make that, the apples.

Easter Special in July? Yes! Playboy.TV for just $5.83 month with Annual Pass

Thanks to our good friends at PlayboyPlus and their special discounts for our readers and their library of nekkid model and celebrity greatness for these shots of Bebe. She really is a stunner. Like mother like daughter, and insert some factor for Steven Tyler too I guess. He did sneak in there rather opportunely. Enjoy.

Elizabeth Laini Topless for the Love of Greek Soccer and the Return of the One Week Free on Playboy.TV!

By Bill Swift | June 19, 2014 @ 3:07 pm

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Elizabeth Laini Topless Soccer Photoshoot for Playboy

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Okay, I'm shilling Team Greece, Free Playboy.TV, and hot nekkid girls with soccer balls all in one or two paragraphs. I'm so good with all of that you wouldn't believe. As of the time of this writing, Greece is about to kick off with Japan in a second, pretty must win match in the World Cup. And to celebrate, I'm sharing pictures of the beautiful Elizabeth Laini, Playboy girl madly in love with Greek soccer and just about the best looking promoter you could ever desire.

ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL TO PLAYBOY.TV. FREE AS IN LESS THAN NEXT TO NOTHING!

And, naturally, a gift for you. It's going to be a long hot summer. Make it sweaty with a purpose with One Week Free Trial of Playboy.TV. I've asked them to do this for our readers because it really is quality sextastic nekkid fun content that I want you to test out at least. You may not want it, but don't say it's not for you. It is. I know you better than your own mom, well, except for those rash issues. Enjoy.

Dad Loves Cars and Hot Topless Girls, Get Him Some; Playboy.TV 80% Off for Father’s Day Last Minute Gift Buying

By Bill Swift | June 13, 2014 @ 2:37 pm

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Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose Topless Playboy Photoshoot

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Are you like me, a pretty horrible self-involved child who never did anything for the parents who claim on legal notices that they raised him? Well, hopefully you thanked mom rightfully so, and, now, your chance to payback dad. Do you realize how many times your old man wanted to tell you how embarrassed he was of you out there in the mix, but he just said, 'Way to go, champ' instead? That's what dad's do. They lie. And you owe them for that. So how about one last late Father's Day gift of Playboy.TV at 80% off the normal price for dear old dad.

Playboy.TV 80% Off Special for Father's Day

Here to help celebrate are Playboy hotties Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose. Now, you can't get them in person for dad, unless you're the most bitchin' son or daughter ever. But you can get him girls just like this doing naughty things with each other and with cars, just because that is what makes this world so awesome to spin around on. Or, forget about dad and let the Karmic winds take you away to some hell hole filled with Kardashians. I'd not take my chances on that one. Playboy.TV, 80% off, for dad, for yourself, for America (and other awesome nations).

Danielle Lloyd Topless Crazy Hot — The Playboy Scandal That Started It All

By Bill Swift | June 9, 2014 @ 2:39 pm

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Danielle Lloyd Topless Playboy Photoshoot

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It's the return of my favorite game, seeing a wicked hot celebrity in a bikini in the morning, to wait a few long hours to see her without her clothes on in Playboy Magazine in the afternoon. Danielle Lloyd was Miss Great Britain a few years back before she was stripped of her title because she had the audacity to reveal her sextastic goodness in Playboy. The whole thing seems kind of silly. The pageant people have a good thing, Playboy has an even better thing, maybe it's just jealousy. It can't be some stupid 'virtue' test. As if flashing your wicked hot funbags somehow disqualifies you to be an awesome human being bringing peace to our planet.

ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL TO PLAYBOY.TV. HOW CAN YOU RESIST?

Regardless, any chance to see a smoking hot woman nekkid, that's kind of my motto. I'd get it tattooed on my forearm if it was so complicated and I wasn't scared of needles. While you're at it, be sure to check out our ongoing One Week Free Playboy.TV deal with our friends at Playboy Plus. You can take a social stand and see tons of hot unclothed women for free at the same time. I can't possibly thing of anything better. Enjoy.