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Girls of the ACC Topless? I’ll Take That and A Free Week of Playboy TV Thank You Kindly

 

The greatest debate in college football every year seems to be whether the ACC is underrated or overrated as a conference. Your answer pretty much depends on your fan loyalty in or out of the conference. But nary an ardent follower of the sport would deny the conference provides more than one of the top teams across the country each and every season. And, also, super hot Southern girls. You see them as cheerleaders, rooting in the stands with face paint and tight t-shirts, being admiring quarterback girlfriends, and now, thanks to our friends at Playboy, you get to see the girls of the ACC topless. This is where co-ed meets co-awesome.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK OF AWESOME GETTING TO KNOW YOURSELF TIME!

Part of my secret ploy to get each and every single person in America to check out Playboy.TV online includes both southern ta-ta hospitality and an offer of one free week of Playboy.TV. I love to recommend stuff that people actually love. Unlike those late night informercial hosts lauding the latest variation of toaster over, I can earnestly say Playboy.TV and Playboy Plus are some of the finest premium hot girls content on the web, and the cost is super relatively inexpensive. In fact, today, it's free for a week so you can see for yourself. Be smart, like these hot topless Lit studies majors, and give it the old college try yourself. Enjoy.

Scotland Sticks With England, We Stick With Scottish Model Zoi Nekkid Hotness for Another Playboy.TV Free Offer

 

Every Scottish gent and lady I know voted for independence from the U.K, but go figure, I must know a certain subset because the Northern European land of Braveheart chose to remain with the United Kingdom in the big referendum yesterday. Alas, my blue war paint and haggis flavored victory candies went wasted. But, as a man who prides himself on turning lemons into lemonade, and clothed women into unclothed women more importantly, let's celebrate the still strong and proud Scottish people and culture with a look at Zoi, a Scottish super hottie who bared her wares on the pages of Playboy magazine.

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Our friends at PlayboyPlus and Playboy.TV have always supported our efforts to visually explain the news and to give Ego readers an offer that you simply can't refuse. Or really should. 7 Days Free to Check Out Playboy.TV, which is one of my five must premium experiences on the Interweb. I've never heard a complaint from a Playboy.TV subscriber, other than the occasional grunt and perhaps some light bitching about chafing in the nether regions. It's like Netflix, but without all the boring non-nude stuff and Belgian indie films. I give Playboy.TV two hearty thumbs up. Check it out for free. And, naturally, Pog mo thón! Enjoy.

Patricia Jordane Topless Soccer Goddess for the Mexican Bunny

 

I must say, my knowledge of the Portuguese language is even inferior to my working skills with English, so I'm not exactly sure if Patricia Jordane had an affair with Neymar, did not have an affair with Neymar, or maybe is just a waitress at the Sao Paolo TGIFridays. But I do know this, I really liked looking at her photos in Playboy Mexico. The only thing better than a telenovela is a real South American scandal involving hot women and famous men and sex. Especially when they have a body like Patricia Jordane.

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I did my best to leave the silliness that is men out of these photos. They're good for nothing visually. But seeing Patricia bouncing the soccer ball off her rather bouncy chest and that thumper of hers when her bottoms come off, well, goal! You've got to be doing as well as Neymar with the ladies when you deny having sex with this woman. I want to be in that position someday. Enjoy.

I Saw Jaime Pressly on TVLand, Now You Get to See Jaime Pressly Topless in Playboy

 

I do miss this game. This udderly delicious turn at seeing one sextastic celebrity hottie clothed by day, or last night actually when I saw Jaime Pressly in her new TV series, Jennifer Falls. And then by day, see her in one of her exquisitely classic topless pictorials in Playboy Magazine from our friends at Playboy Plus, a site that if you don't belong, you're simply not wasting time on the Internet properly.

Jaime Pressly has been in the news of late both for her new TV show and for talk about some medical issues related to her breast health. We obviously root for all women on Egotastic!, and we obviously root a bit harder for women who are so hot they make our toes burn just from imagining them on top of us on top of hot cement. Why the cement? I'm not sure, I never question my dreams.

Jaime Pressly and oh, a thousand of her super hot celebrity model and actress nekkid friends can be had on Playboy Plus for just $5.83/month now for Egotastic! readers. If you can think of a better way to spend a few bucks a month than perusing an infinite amount of hot photo and video content of Playmates and celebrities, then I'd like to know. Okay, yes, grandma needs to eat, but outside of that, get Playboy Plus. Enjoy life a little more.

Sherlyn Chopra First Indian Hottie Nekkid in Playboy (Playboy.TV Free for One Week to Celebrate!)

 

I come bearing gifts. Free gifts of hotness and more hotness. Starting off with the beautifully sultry Sherlyn Chopra, the Bollywood actress and model and first Indian sweetness to ever model her bare hot lady parts for Playboy magazine. I've been waiting for forever for these pictures to become available online, because you really must feast your peeps upon Sherlyn's ridiculously hot body if you call yourself a gentleman ogler of the world.

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To celebrate the release of these photos, our friends at Playboy.TV are offering our readers One Week Free of Playboy.TV. I can not stress enough how entertaining Playboy.TV truly is. It's like the HBO of nekkidness, but instead of showing crappy 90's movies in between the few shows you want to watch, Playboy.TV just puts in more crazy sextastic nekkid young woman for an endless run of watchability. I was going to say wankability, but, you know, that's not family friendly. I beseech your Id to try out Playboy.TV for a week and see for yourself. Besides spending your life's savings on Polynesian Bitcoins, have I ever steered you wrong? Enjoy.

Teri Copley Full Frontal Hotness in Playboy, Oh, Yeah, That’s a Throwback Every Day

 

Some of our silver fox readers were wondering if maybe we could use our unholy relation with the Bunny empire to pull out a few more of the classic hotties they grew up having fun time private time to. Why of course said I. Because I like to think of myself as the R-Rated Santa Clause. In that vein, why not look at the incredible sextastic that is Teri Copley, who boys were turning into men to in the early 80's, and not long after took it all off for Playboy.

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The 80's were such much simpler times. Sexist TV shows like We Got It Maid just seemed downright okay. Now everything has to be hidden and decoded. I'm guessing Teri didn't mind so much being the blonde bombshell, even if they did make her the cliche bubble head. A gig's a gig. Trust me, I'm much smarter than what I play on here. I keep telling myself. Check out Teri, take a walk down mammary lane, and enjoy.

Emily Agnes Nekkid in Playboy Magazine Part Deux, By Popular Demand and Near Riots

 

We had a rather warm reception to last week's announcement that our bodaciously boobtastic object d' lust, Emily Shaw, had changed her name to Emily Agnes and was set to be the Playmate of the Month for July 2014. Quite an honor. And quite an opportunity for us to bring you yet another pictorial  of the ever so crazy hot yams and all over fine female form of Emily Hottie. That might just be the right name for her.

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Emily plays the role of naughty "Insatiable' vixen in her new set of Playboy shoots. The very thought of Emily as a nymphomaniac with that body as her weapon makes me want to surrender in all kinds of bound by silken ropes ways. I love the glasses. But if she whipped them off purposefully and told me what a bad boy I've been, I would definitely need oxygen, a defibrillator, and some peanut butter M&Ms. It's never the wrong time for peanut butter M&M's. Oh, Emily, you are a heartthrob of intensely throbbing proportions. Enjoy.