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Nikki Leigh Looked Amazing in a Bikini; Let’s See Her Nekkid Hot in Playboy

 
By Bill Swift | May 15, 2013 @ 1:11 pm
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Yep, it's back, my favorite new game of revealing already revealing sextastic celebrities. In this case the wicked hot Nikki Leigh who we saw in her bikini photoshoot just but a few hours ago. But I couldn't really wait to share. Because, if you haven't seen all of Nikki, well, you're just window shopping and not really inspecting.

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Thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus, we get a sneak peek at one of the more memorable photo sets of Nikki from her Playmate to-do's of last year. She really does photograph quite extraordinarily well. Good bones and all that. It's a mouthful. If you're lucky. Enjoy.

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Shanna Moakler Says ‘Breastfeeding Is Incest’; Let’s Look at Her Nekkid

 
By Bill Swift | May 8, 2013 @ 11:59 am
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As you know, my favorite new game here on Egotastic! A celebrity pops her head up in public to say or do something less than smart, and we just have to look at them nekkid. I suppose that doesn't make a lot of sense, but try explaining the rules of baseball to an alien and watch them roll their eyes too.

Shanna Moakler has been in the news this week because she told TMZ she believes her sweet funbags are reserved only for sex and that feeding a baby from her udders would be tantamount to incest. That's an odd thing to say. It makes little sense. But, hey, you feel like you feel. And if you start getting into the mind of Shanna Moakler, well, that's a corn maze you do not want to enter.

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Instead, thanks to our friends at Playboy Plus, let's just look at Shanna nekkid. It's where she really shines. Not saying anything stupid, just looking ridiculously hot without any clothes on in Playboy magazine. Admittedly, if I were her son, I can see the incest thing coming up, but more so as a teen, less as an infant. Enjoy.

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Laura Croft Looked Bikini Hot at Tao Beach Opening; Let’s Look at Her Nekkid in Playboy

 
By Bill Swift | May 6, 2013 @ 1:37 pm
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This is my new favorite hobby I must admit. Seeing current day hotties looking amazing and then remembering with you when they appears nekkid in Playboy. I mean, stamp collecting is a blast, but this is so much better.

Former Hooters girl and model Laura Croft looked outright amazing in her bikini at the opening of the Tao Beach club for the summer season in Las Vegas.

Laura Croft Bikinis at the Tao Beach Season Opening in Vegas
Laura Croft Bikinis at the Tao Beach Season Opening in Vegas
Laura Croft Bikinis at the Tao Beach Season Opening in Vegas
Laura Croft Bikinis at the Tao Beach Season Opening in Vegas
Laura Croft Bikinis at the Tao Beach Season Opening in Vegas
Laura Croft Bikinis at the Tao Beach Season Opening in Vegas
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There were a bunch of other model and celebrity hotties, but Laura stood out as the guy most likely to get people to actually come to the club. Plus, now we get part deux, the chance to see her nekkid.

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Thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus for this memorable pictorial of Laura Croft flashing her bare wares. Quite a specimen of the female kind. It's hard to believe she was one day serving drooling fools like me hot wings. But, I do believe. Enjoy.

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Angie Everhart Still Looks Amazing; Let’s Look Back at Her Nekkid in Playboy

 
By Bill Swift | April 30, 2013 @ 11:03 am
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Again, another cheap ploy by me to show you hot nekkid pictures of celebrities from our friends at Playboy Plus, home to a veritable cornucopia of celebrity and model vajayjay. But, there is no cheapness when it comes to ginger-fine Angie Everhart. The model still looks pleasantly hot at 43, bringing back memories of so many happy happy fun thoughts of Angie in various stages of undress.

But, enough with the chatter. Let's look at her in the very best stage of undress -- completely. What a ridiculously hot body Angie had in her epic Playboy pictorial. Some truly amazing photos.

Now, stop being a stick in the mud and head to the PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special.  It'll soon cost you a dollar to mail a letter. And what's more fun, mailing a letter or looking at thousands and thousands of hot nekkid photos and videos from Playboy? I rest my case. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Lourdes Sanchez Topless Latina Sultry Seduction for the Sudamericana Bunny

 
By Bill Swift | April 26, 2013 @ 12:36 pm
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 Lourdes Sanchez Nekkid Seductive Shoot in Playboy Argentina April 2013
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Yep, we made it mofos (and my mom). End of the week. Friday. The blessed cessation to all things semi-productive to all things semi-recreational. Man, how I love Fridays (no offense to my employer or the state government which mandates my wage floor). This weekend, I predict, is going to be one helluva time for 68% of you. Please do report back. If you're in the 32%, hang in there, I promise more glorious ta-ta's come early Monday morning.

And speaking of glorious ta-ta's, well, damn, we haven't seen Argentinean sextastic hottie Lourdes Sanchez for over two years now in these parts. And we've missed her parts something fierce. But now they're back in Playboy in her home country and we are very very happy to peruse, survey, and otherwise leer at her passion inducing whole package. She is one Latina suprema. Thank God It's Funbags!

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Tamara Ecclestone Nekkid For Playboy Because Rich Girls Just Want to Have Fun

 
By Bill Swift | April 24, 2013 @ 10:10 am
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So, you're a Forumla One heiress worth hundreds of millions of dollars, you along with your sister two of the wealthiest young hotties on the planet, what do you do for shits and giggles? Well, after you've bought a few mansions, plenty of sports cars, vacationed in St. Tropez, bedded famous party dudes, and bought a literal boatload full of diamonds -- well, you get nekkid for Playboy. Every girl has a dream, and for Tamara Ecclestone, that dream was to flash her bare body on the pages of the Bunny magazine.

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Thanks to our good friends at Playboy Plus for this rather newsworthy peek at the May 2013 Tamara Ecclestone pictorial spread in Playboy. Tamara's pretty damn hot. Add all those zeros in her bank account to her looks and I'm quite prepared to send her my marriage proposal right now. She is engaged currently, but you know how those things go with rich girls. They ultimately marry somebody who will piss off daddy. I so fit that job profile. Enjoy.

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Jaime Pressly Throws Down With Estella Warren; Let’s Look at Jaime Nekkid

 
By Bill Swift | April 12, 2013 @ 9:39 am
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Depending on who you believe, either Estella Warren stole Jaime Pressly's assistant's purse last weekend and Jaime tracked her down to a Hollywood nightclub where the two ended up in an altercation, or, Jaime Pressly just lost her shit. Or both I suppose. Given that Estella Warren not so long ago was punching cops in the face while drunk off her ass, you want to believe Jaime's side of the story. But let's examine the nekkid facts.

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Thanks to our friends at Playboy Plus we have a solid view of the potential crime scene, or a body so hot on Jaime Pressly that it ought to be illegal. Hmm, I'm looking her up and down and she seems to be an honest person. She's definitely not hiding any weapons. In the end, I choose to support  Jaime, with all my heart, and both of my hands. Enjoy.

UPDATE: Playboy Plus just added, oh, 5,000 new galleries of individual models to their library. That doesn't sound all kinds of awesome. Check out the new page for Tiffany Fallon, if you're a strong man that is.

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