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Sophie Monk Naked In Playboy? Okay, I Can Do That

 

At least one superfan of Egotastic! got his male panties in a bunch about us omitting super fine Down Under models and actress Sophie Monk from our archive of Bunny magazine favorites. You know I'm more sensitive than a teen girl experiencing puberty in an all male household, so I hereby bequeath to that fine fellow the perfect female form of Sophie Monk thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus.

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Sophie isn't just another great looking Australian blonde with killer eyes and even more dangerous sweet pies. She's one of the elites. The cream of the sextastic crop of Southern Hemispheric babes who put shrimps on the barbie and have contagious laughs. I could be happy with a woman like Sophie Monk keeping my bed warm, even if that was by means of petrol and a match after she discovers I spent the evening with Elle Macpherson. Dare to dream big, you might just land somewhere decently obscene. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Topless Marilyn Portrait, We Got Your Playboy Lindsay Lohan Topless Marilyns (And a Free Week of Playboy.TV)

 

Lindsay Lohan obviously has an affinity for Marilyn Monroe. Not so unusual. But to the point she recently commissioned a London artist to paint her as iconic Marilyn in the flesh for her own private collection of oil selfies I suppose (see below). We first saw Lindsay make a big splash as Marilyn topless a couples years back now in Playboy Magazine, her first real glamour shoot, not to mention a very solid paycheck.

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To celebrate Lindsay's love of Marilyn and her own funbags, our friends at Playboy are offering a One Week Free Trial to Playboy.TV. Free is slightly less than Lindsay paid for her nekkid portrait, though about what she paid to share it on Twitter. Playboy.TV also offers 50,000 hours of HD video, which I'm pretty sure doesn't come with a street artist portrait. You could do worse, much worse, than spending a free week checking out Playboy.TV.  It's like buying Halloween candy, only you can consume it endlessly and only feel better as you do. Enjoy.

Pamela Horton Topless Playboy Delights to Celebrate National Dictionary Day (And a Free Trial Membership to Playboy.TV)

 

It's National Dictionary Day. That's the truth. We're supposed to be celebrating Noah Webster and the creation of books in 4 point font I can't possibly read. But I decided why not celebrate the smartest vocabulary rich Playboy Playmate I've ever had the blessed chance to meet, Pamela Horton. When she's not ridiculously hot and topless for Playboy, Pamela is a seriously overeducated and super smart gamer nerd we had the privilege to meet here at Egotastic because I guess she wasn't smart enough to know better. What a girl. Hot smart geek by day, hot smart geek without her clothes on by night. I know, perfect.

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To celebrate the Dictionary, words, and amazingly hot bare hooters, I have to insist you immediately try out a FREE WEEK LONG MEMBERSHIP on Playboy.TV.  I've had zero unsatisfied customers to date. The satisfied ones are too tired to answer the phone with anything other than grunts, which I count on my clipboard as highly satisfied. Nobody complains about bevies of hot nekkid models online in TV form. Even my mom loves it. I let her use my account so she can tell my priest how I turned out. I feel just guilty enough to make it that much more awesome. Give it a test run. You will be most pleased. Enjoy.

Here's Pamela when she came to visit us, all geeked out:

Girls of the ACC Topless? I’ll Take That and A Free Week of Playboy TV Thank You Kindly

 

The greatest debate in college football every year seems to be whether the ACC is underrated or overrated as a conference. Your answer pretty much depends on your fan loyalty in or out of the conference. But nary an ardent follower of the sport would deny the conference provides more than one of the top teams across the country each and every season. And, also, super hot Southern girls. You see them as cheerleaders, rooting in the stands with face paint and tight t-shirts, being admiring quarterback girlfriends, and now, thanks to our friends at Playboy, you get to see the girls of the ACC topless. This is where co-ed meets co-awesome.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK OF AWESOME GETTING TO KNOW YOURSELF TIME!

Part of my secret ploy to get each and every single person in America to check out Playboy.TV online includes both southern ta-ta hospitality and an offer of one free week of Playboy.TV. I love to recommend stuff that people actually love. Unlike those late night informercial hosts lauding the latest variation of toaster over, I can earnestly say Playboy.TV and Playboy Plus are some of the finest premium hot girls content on the web, and the cost is super relatively inexpensive. In fact, today, it's free for a week so you can see for yourself. Be smart, like these hot topless Lit studies majors, and give it the old college try yourself. Enjoy.

Scotland Sticks With England, We Stick With Scottish Model Zoi Nekkid Hotness for Another Playboy.TV Free Offer

 

Every Scottish gent and lady I know voted for independence from the U.K, but go figure, I must know a certain subset because the Northern European land of Braveheart chose to remain with the United Kingdom in the big referendum yesterday. Alas, my blue war paint and haggis flavored victory candies went wasted. But, as a man who prides himself on turning lemons into lemonade, and clothed women into unclothed women more importantly, let's celebrate the still strong and proud Scottish people and culture with a look at Zoi, a Scottish super hottie who bared her wares on the pages of Playboy magazine.

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Our friends at PlayboyPlus and Playboy.TV have always supported our efforts to visually explain the news and to give Ego readers an offer that you simply can't refuse. Or really should. 7 Days Free to Check Out Playboy.TV, which is one of my five must premium experiences on the Interweb. I've never heard a complaint from a Playboy.TV subscriber, other than the occasional grunt and perhaps some light bitching about chafing in the nether regions. It's like Netflix, but without all the boring non-nude stuff and Belgian indie films. I give Playboy.TV two hearty thumbs up. Check it out for free. And, naturally, Pog mo thón! Enjoy.

Patricia Jordane Topless Soccer Goddess for the Mexican Bunny

 

I must say, my knowledge of the Portuguese language is even inferior to my working skills with English, so I'm not exactly sure if Patricia Jordane had an affair with Neymar, did not have an affair with Neymar, or maybe is just a waitress at the Sao Paolo TGIFridays. But I do know this, I really liked looking at her photos in Playboy Mexico. The only thing better than a telenovela is a real South American scandal involving hot women and famous men and sex. Especially when they have a body like Patricia Jordane.

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I did my best to leave the silliness that is men out of these photos. They're good for nothing visually. But seeing Patricia bouncing the soccer ball off her rather bouncy chest and that thumper of hers when her bottoms come off, well, goal! You've got to be doing as well as Neymar with the ladies when you deny having sex with this woman. I want to be in that position someday. Enjoy.

I Saw Jaime Pressly on TVLand, Now You Get to See Jaime Pressly Topless in Playboy

 

I do miss this game. This udderly delicious turn at seeing one sextastic celebrity hottie clothed by day, or last night actually when I saw Jaime Pressly in her new TV series, Jennifer Falls. And then by day, see her in one of her exquisitely classic topless pictorials in Playboy Magazine from our friends at Playboy Plus, a site that if you don't belong, you're simply not wasting time on the Internet properly.

Jaime Pressly has been in the news of late both for her new TV show and for talk about some medical issues related to her breast health. We obviously root for all women on Egotastic!, and we obviously root a bit harder for women who are so hot they make our toes burn just from imagining them on top of us on top of hot cement. Why the cement? I'm not sure, I never question my dreams.

Jaime Pressly and oh, a thousand of her super hot celebrity model and actress nekkid friends can be had on Playboy Plus for just $5.83/month now for Egotastic! readers. If you can think of a better way to spend a few bucks a month than perusing an infinite amount of hot photo and video content of Playmates and celebrities, then I'd like to know. Okay, yes, grandma needs to eat, but outside of that, get Playboy Plus. Enjoy life a little more.