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Lindsay Lohan obviously has an affinity for Marilyn Monroe. Not so unusual. But to the point she recently commissioned a London artist to paint her as iconic Marilyn in the flesh for her own private collection of oil selfies I suppose (see below). We first saw Lindsay make a big splash as Marilyn topless a couples years back now in Playboy Magazine, her first real glamour shoot, not to mention a very solid paycheck.

Playboy.TV for Free for One Week! (Warning NSFW: Clicking Will Take You To Hot Nekkid Women Folk Being Naughty)

To celebrate Lindsay’s love of Marilyn and her own funbags, our friends at Playboy are offering a One Week Free Trial to Playboy.TV. Free is slightly less than Lindsay paid for her nekkid portrait, though about what she paid to share it on Twitter. Playboy.TV also offers 50,000 hours of HD video, which I’m pretty sure doesn’t come with a street artist portrait. You could do worse, much worse, than spending a free week checking out Playboy.TV.  It’s like buying Halloween candy, only you can consume it endlessly and only feel better as you do. Enjoy.

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It’s National Dictionary Day. That’s the truth. We’re supposed to be celebrating Noah Webster and the creation of books in 4 point font I can’t possibly read. But I decided why not celebrate the smartest vocabulary rich Playboy Playmate I’ve ever had the blessed chance to meet, Pamela Horton. When she’s not ridiculously hot and topless for Playboy, Pamela is a seriously overeducated and super smart gamer nerd we had the privilege to meet here at Egotastic because I guess she wasn’t smart enough to know better. What a girl. Hot smart geek by day, hot smart geek without her clothes on by night. I know, perfect.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK. FREE IS REALLY THE BEST PRICE EVER!

To celebrate the Dictionary, words, and amazingly hot bare hooters, I have to insist you immediately try out a FREE WEEK LONG MEMBERSHIP on Playboy.TV.  I’ve had zero unsatisfied customers to date. The satisfied ones are too tired to answer the phone with anything other than grunts, which I count on my clipboard as highly satisfied. Nobody complains about bevies of hot nekkid models online in TV form. Even my mom loves it. I let her use my account so she can tell my priest how I turned out. I feel just guilty enough to make it that much more awesome. Give it a test run. You will be most pleased. Enjoy.

Here’s Pamela when she came to visit us, all geeked out:

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The greatest debate in college football every year seems to be whether the ACC is underrated or overrated as a conference. Your answer pretty much depends on your fan loyalty in or out of the conference. But nary an ardent follower of the sport would deny the conference provides more than one of the top teams across the country each and every season. And, also, super hot Southern girls. You see them as cheerleaders, rooting in the stands with face paint and tight t-shirts, being admiring quarterback girlfriends, and now, thanks to our friends at Playboy, you get to see the girls of the ACC topless. This is where co-ed meets co-awesome.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK OF AWESOME GETTING TO KNOW YOURSELF TIME!

Part of my secret ploy to get each and every single person in America to check out Playboy.TV online includes both southern ta-ta hospitality and an offer of one free week of Playboy.TV. I love to recommend stuff that people actually love. Unlike those late night informercial hosts lauding the latest variation of toaster over, I can earnestly say Playboy.TV and Playboy Plus are some of the finest premium hot girls content on the web, and the cost is super relatively inexpensive. In fact, today, it’s free for a week so you can see for yourself. Be smart, like these hot topless Lit studies majors, and give it the old college try yourself. Enjoy.

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Every Scottish gent and lady I know voted for independence from the U.K, but go figure, I must know a certain subset because the Northern European land of Braveheart chose to remain with the United Kingdom in the big referendum yesterday. Alas, my blue war paint and haggis flavored victory candies went wasted. But, as a man who prides himself on turning lemons into lemonade, and clothed women into unclothed women more importantly, let’s celebrate the still strong and proud Scottish people and culture with a look at Zoi, a Scottish super hottie who bared her wares on the pages of Playboy magazine.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK OF SELF-DISCOVERY AND PERSONAL GROWTH!

Our friends at PlayboyPlus and Playboy.TV have always supported our efforts to visually explain the news and to give Ego readers an offer that you simply can’t refuse. Or really should. 7 Days Free to Check Out Playboy.TV, which is one of my five must premium experiences on the Interweb. I’ve never heard a complaint from a Playboy.TV subscriber, other than the occasional grunt and perhaps some light bitching about chafing in the nether regions. It’s like Netflix, but without all the boring non-nude stuff and Belgian indie films. I give Playboy.TV two hearty thumbs up. Check it out for free. And, naturally, Pog mo thón! Enjoy.