Nylon magazine Posts:

Amber Lancaster Leads Bratpack of Young Hollywood At Nylon Party

By Jon | May 5, 2011 @ 11:22 am

Amber Lancaster at the Young Hollywood Nylon Party

Aly and AJ Michalka at the Young Hollywood Nylon Party

Jamie Chung at the Young Hollywood Nylon Party

Shenae Grimes at the Young Hollywood Nylon Party

Emma Roberts at the Young Hollywood Nylon Party

Paris Hilton at the Young Hollywood Nylon Party

Lucy Hale at the Young Hollywood Nylon Party

Kelsey Chow at the Young Hollywood Nylon Party

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Honestly now, how is it I didn't get invited to the young Hollywood hotties party hosted by Nylon magazine? Who loves young Hollywood hotties more than me? Okay, well all love them and we all should have been invited, I mean, let's be real, these girls aren't even going to taste those sandwiches you put out. On the other hand, I'd be stuffing them four at a time into my manly leather satchel for no-cost dinners for a week. Even worse than missing the free eats, I missed seeing one of my secret lust crushes, Amber Lancaster, live and in the flesh (wish it were more flesh). Amber has been stealing red carpets these days and her little female peers must be starting to snipe at her behind the scenes (oh, yeah, it gets nasty, like a dozen feral cats in heat slammed together in a small cage). There's just something special about a real ex-cheerleader playing a cheerleader on TV. Oh, yeah, there's also her amazing body and boobtastic.

In addition to Amber Lancaster, other hotties at the p'arty included Billionaire Barbie, who canceled her night school law classes to attend, Aly Michalka and AJ Michalka, two parts of my sister sextastic sandwich fantasy, Emma Roberts, Jamie Chung, Shenae Grimes, Joanna Levesque (JoJo), Lucy Hale, and Kelsey Chow. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Not So Naughty, But Still Sexy, in Nylon

By Jon | March 23, 2011 @ 11:49 am

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Vanessa Hudgens and she's got her clothes on! Wait, that's the opposite of exciting. Well, this classic vision of sexy innocent Disney star has become quite the news item of late because apparently some dudes with intense computer skills managed to build a time machine and go back in time and hypnotize Vanessa Hugdens into creating a boatload of naughty photos of herself and sharing them with her besties (some of whom seem to have violated besties code according to our friends at TMZ). I wish I could use their time machine to go back and erase my high school wrestling photos. Those crotch-hugging singlets were hardly flattering.

Still, regardless of indiscretions of the past, Vanessa Hudgens remains more ogle worthy than ever and these Nylon magazine photos of the Sucker Punch star only confirm my ~~lust~~ confidence in her bright acting future. Enjoy.

Mila Kunis Pictures from Nylon Magazine Are Hot in Black and White

By Jon | November 30, 2010 @ 8:19 am

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Well, to date, I've avoided seeing Black Swan in advanced screenings, since I do have mixed feelings about the chickiness of this flick, albeit it does feature two Hebrew School hotties in Mila Kunis and the inimitable Natalie Portman, all leotarded out and trying to murderize each other. I do so lust these girls. Apparently, Mila Kunis lost so much weight for her role that she often became weak on set. Now, that's dedication, though not necessarily good for boobage, I might add. These Mila Kunis pictures from our friends at Nylon Magazine remind me just how hot this sexy actress looks even with way too many clothes on, and, why, yes, okay, I'm going to pretend I'm making a big concession by taking the girlfriend to see Black Swan. Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord Is Pretty Hot

By phil | August 27, 2009 @ 10:54 am

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Annoying as she may be, AnnaLynne McCord is pretty hot, and here she is proving it to some good degree in the new issue of Nylon magazine. I guess you could say that these are AnnaLynne McCord bikini pictures, but honestly, I'm getting a bit tired of that phrase. It does look, however, like AnnaLynne's top has been padded quite a bit, but really, what did you expect from such a fame whore?

Lindsay Lohan Does Nylon Magazine For No Apparent Reason

By phil | March 20, 2009 @ 10:45 am

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Nylon magazine is celebrating 10 years in business (which is pretty amazing, considering how many magazines are going out of business these days), but for the life of my, I cannot figure out why Lindsay Lohan is on the cover. They claim she's the "pin-up for new era," but unless that's the era of coke-addicted pseudo-lesbians, they're wrong. And it's not like Lindsay's had a job in a movie or TV show recently, now that her career is in the crapper, so why is she on the coevr? Maybe it's her line of blow-job aiding leggings. I guess after 10 years, Nylon is finally writing about nylons.

Mischa Barton Topless in Nylon Magazine

By phil | July 18, 2008 @ 4:04 am

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The folks at Nylon magazine were kind enough to inform us that Mischa Barton is topless in their August issue, and while I don't like giving out free publicity undeservedly, I think you'll agree that Mischa Baton topless pictures deserve a little publicity.

Now, it's true, there's really only one true topless shot in the bunch (and she's covererd), but there's lots of great under-boob action too, and who doesn't love that? And besides, it's not like we haven't seen Mischa Barton topless before...

Lindsay Lohan Hates Sleeping Alone. Obviously.

By phil | April 26, 2007 @ 1:29 am

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Lindsay Lohan has issues. Obviously. One such issue is her self-confessed fear of being alone, and, in particular, sleeping alone. Well, that explains a lot. The constant attention seeking, partying and sleeping around are Lindsay's way of avoiding her fear of being alone, and she pretty much says that very thing in the new issue of Nylon Magazine.

"I'm at the point where...oh my God...I'm going to go out! I work hard enough and I know how to take care of myself. I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. I will say, though, that it's so much harder to stay sober in New York. Though it's hard in L.A. not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone. I hate sleeping alone."

I guess identifying the problem is the first step, but Lindsay might want to find some better ways of dealing with her issues than indulging them. Then again, if she did that, I wouldn't have as much stuff to write about. You know what Lindsay, you're doing just fine. Keep it up.