Sexy vixen Khloe Kardashian was poking out all over in a sheer see-through dress at French Montana’s 30th birthday bash. Khloe forgot to wear a bra under her completely transparent dress. It must be a family trait. The result was a fairly clear view of her lady nips. Khloe’s funbags have long been eclipsed by those of her sister Kim but I think it’s high time that we celebrate how big and beautiful Khloe’s ta-tas are. They are nice and plump and they stay where they are supposed to, which as a woman gets older becomes more of a challenge.
The dress was also cut way up on the sides allowing us a view of that other Kardashian feature: her legs and hips. Oh, sweet mother of crap do I love a woman with curves. This is why I love Khloe. She’s never been afraid to show off them thighs.
Sexy Aussie Rachael Finch was looking hot as hell even as she appeared to be cold during a photo shoot for Speedo in Sydney. Rachael was wearing a tight little number that showed off her tight bare mid-riff. The top was very form fitting and the outline of Rachael’s nips can clearly be seen. I do so love a good nipple poke, don’t you? It’s hard to hide your nips when they are on the ends of such massive funbags. They just occupy more space than normal. It’s basic boobie physics. She was also wearing a pair of teeny tiny short shorts that displayed her amazing long legs for our viewing pleasure. She’s pretty tall so there is a lot of sexy leggage to go around.
Rachael is seriously hot. She looks like the kind of girl that would make you work for it but it would be all the sweeter when you got your prize.
The lovely Emmy Rossum was all nips and midriffs as she left the gym in Beverly Hills. Emmy was sporting a pair of tight workout pants that hugged her lovely curves and displayed her awe-inspiring thigh gap. She was also showing off some fantastic bare midriff. Emmy’s has one of those finely toned stomachs that you hear about but rarely see in your average human. But the real news is up top in her sports bra. Maybe it was cold in the gym or maybe her nips were just in the mood to say hello. Whatever the reason, Emmy’s nippies poked through her sports bra like two shining headlights in a world of darkness. Emmy’s got a pretty spectacular rack to begin with, but a good nipple poke only adds to the wonder that is her boobies.
Some people find nipple pokes embarrassing. Why? I think they should be celebrated. There should be a national holiday celebrating the nipple poke.
Actress Jaime King was a bit nippy in a one-piece pink swimsuit while on vacation in Maui. Jaime must have been pretty chilly as she was sporting some serious nipple wood. It looks like she has two jumbo-sized novelty pencil erasers stuffed in her bathing suit top. Jaime’s knockers are the very definition of pert, which is pretty amazing given that she just had a kid. A lot of new moms are losing their battle with gravity, if you get what I’m saying. Not Jaime. Her girls are as perky as a 20-year-old sorority girl. What nobody tells you when you go swimming in the Pacific ocean for the first time is how friggin’ cold it is. This leads to all kinds of pokey nipple situations for both sexes and potential shrinkage embarrassment for men.
I’m used to the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic where a man can swim without fear of looking like a eunuch through his swim trunks.
Ah, yes, more fashion that men can relate to in the most educated fashion. Deception star Meagan Good showed up to the GQ Men of the Year party honoring those worthy men with a see-through dress top that exposed her boobtastic in fine nipple baring fashion.
Bras are outdated, outmoded, and just a major annoyance to the gentleman ogler, not to mention the ladies who complain of the restraint. Free yourselves, hot women of this world, go commando, go proud, go sheer and see-through. Meagan Good isn’t just fashion forward, she’s fashion faptastic and wins my award for red carpet stealer of the day. I’d like to hand her the trophy while trying to pretend I’m not staring at her chest. Enjoy.
Score another victory for the Aussies and their liberal views on the use of underwear.
Sextastic model Jessica Hart hit the streets of N.Y.C. without so much as a bra on to protect her nipple pokes and related round and sextastic fineries beneath a sheer top. Now, we could chastise Jessica for her rather public display of female body exhibitionism, or, we could erect a statue in her honor and bow down to her as our new gap-toothed goddess.
Not to say which way I’m leaning, but I am looking for my hammer and chisel as we speak. Enjoy.
Oh, Maria Menounous, you’d look good in baggy wool pajamas, but I’m so damn glad you chose a skin tight form fitting dress to appear on Extra, to capture your perfect body, and give us a glimpse at the bra-clad outline of the headlights we’d like to use to guide us toward a heavenly intercourse (an exchanging of ideas through conversation I mean, oh, and also a serious butt slapping sweaty boot knocking).
Maria Menounos leaves little to the imagination, but ends up stirring it nonetheless. Such is the power of the Grecian goddess. Enjoy.