Nipple Poke Posts:

Emmy Rossum Nipple Pokes In Her Sports Bra

The lovely Emmy Rossum was all nips and midriffs as she left the gym in Beverly Hills. Emmy was sporting a pair of tight workout pants that hugged her lovely curves and displayed her awe-inspiring thigh gap. She was also showing off some fantastic bare midriff. Emmy's has one of those finely toned stomachs that you hear about but rarely see in your average human. But the real news is up top in her sports bra. Maybe it was cold in the gym or maybe her nips were just in the mood to say hello. Whatever the reason, Emmy's nippies poked through her sports bra like two shining headlights in a world of darkness. Emmy's got a pretty spectacular rack to begin with, but a good nipple poke only adds to the wonder that is her boobies.

Some people find nipple pokes embarrassing. Why? I think they should be celebrated. There should be a national holiday celebrating the nipple poke.

Jaime King Nipple Pokes In A Pink Swimsuit In Maui

Actress Jaime King was a bit nippy in a one-piece pink swimsuit while on vacation in Maui. Jaime must have been pretty chilly as she was sporting some serious nipple wood. It looks like she has two jumbo-sized novelty pencil erasers stuffed in her bathing suit top. Jaime's knockers are the very definition of pert, which is pretty amazing given that she just had a kid. A lot of new moms are losing their battle with gravity, if you get what I'm saying. Not Jaime. Her girls are as perky as a 20-year-old sorority girl. What nobody tells you when you go swimming in the Pacific ocean for the first time is how friggin' cold it is. This leads to all kinds of pokey nipple situations for both sexes and potential shrinkage embarrassment for men.

I'm used to the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic where a man can swim without fear of looking like a eunuch through his swim trunks.

Jennifer Lawrence Red-Bra and Nipple Pokes Is Enough to Feed My J. Law Hunger

The curvy and soft-yet-hard bodied Jennifer Lawrence continued her kind of shy 'don't look at me' promenades in Santa Monica of late complete with another pair of ogle-worthy shorts and a see-through top that lent us a nice peek at her bright red bra and nipple pokes beneath. Sadly for Jennifer, who does seem to like her privacy, starring in the biggest blockbuster films and raking in the millions (and looking super fine) is not the best way to remain an anonymous citizen.

She has much yin-yang left to learn and I'd love to teach a bit of the old back and forth.

In the meantime, let's also leer at Jennifer happily in her workout gear the next day in Pasadena. If she's trying to hide from the public eye, wrapping her delicious soft curves in skin tight clothing is not going to help her at all; though it's helping me right now, so I call this a victimless crime. Enjoy.

Goldie Hawn Nipple Pokes Ain’t for the Faint of Heart

Now, you know here at Egotastic! we are a practical kind of peeping people. We don't live in a world of black and white rules.

For instance -- braless. Oh, sure, it's easy to say this is a desired state of undergarment mode for the sextastic celebrities that we follow, but is this ALWAYS the case? Well, my friends and fellow inmates, take a leery-eyed leer at Goldie Hawn out of the over weekend in Santa Monica sans brassiere and you make the call yourself as to the pluses and minuses of commando gals. Enjoy.

Renee Olstead Nipple Pokes for a Return to Ginger Hotness

You know we were pleased as spiked punch a couple years ago now to first introduce Renee Olstead ginger time hotness to the big wide world of male oglers. The vastly underrated redheaded hottie star then of the Secret Life of the American Teenager was growing up fast, a little too fast it seemed, and catching the leers of men far and wide, and most definitely shallow and deep.

Then came the long hiatus from public hotness and a seclusion in the more girl-friendly arena of style and fashion and hipster hats and we kind of lost our magical connection with our not-so-secret ginger crush.

So consider us a tad bit verklempt when we finally saw Renee at the Louder than Words event this week, looking all kinds of hot, and while she has for some unfortunate reason Lindsay'd her hair and lost her ginger locks, her headlights still shone through like magical pointers to happiness through her skin tight orange dress. And that all made it very worthwhile. Hopefully we'll be seeing more, much more of Renee in the near future. Enjoy.

Jenna Dewan Nipple Pokes ‘Tis the Season

We've had a full on lust affair with Jenna Dewan, at least since visually beholding her super fine bikini bikini pictures about a summer and a half ago.

So when we saw Jenna Dewan nipple poking her way in the streets of Beverly Hills, in a surprisingly sheer outfit for the colder months (and, hence, the pokes), we were quite thrilled. She's not an attention seeking celebrity, but attention we do intend to give her. Enjoy.

Billionaire Barbie And Her New Ferrari Both Braless in Beverly Hills

Four days old and the Ferrari still lives. Oh, yeah, so does Billionaire Barbie.

Both high priced, high-end, models made a braless display in Beverly Hills, where despite the omnipresence of bleached blondes and expensive sports cars, the duo still made quite a splash, especially with Billionaire Barbie's nipple-pokey front side and stretched-tight posterior doing the catwalk along the avenue.

We're holding tight to our one-month life span prediction for the Italian motorcraft. Enjoy.