New Look Lingerie

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We’ve had the grateful opportunity to see Kelly Brook in various bikinis desperately attempting not to snap in half the past several days in Miami, now lingerie from hew New Look underwear line stretching and straining to do the same around her marvelously curvaceous body. The more you see Kelly Brook the more you realize why she has so much trouble with men. Her body is built for trouble.

Someday, I’d like Kelly Brook to model my own line of women’s bedroom clothing. It’s mostly just a dishtowel with large holes she can try to wrap around her curvy parts while I snap pictures with the pretend camera in my hands. There’s no reason fashion needs to be complicated. Not when you’re draping Kelly Brook’s faptastic female form. Enjoy.

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If you got it, flaunt it. And if you can flaunt it, why not just design your own lingerie line and flaunt it for a piece of the action.

Kelly Brook can do no wrong, not in my book, and not in the minds of New Look lingerie who let her design, model, and pimp the bodacious shizz out of her little silky bras and panties and boudoir apparel. I’ve already purchased six items. I keep looking for the check off box to purchase Kelly herself, but I can’t find it. I’m guessing she’s probably higher than the $200 limit on my Diner’s Club card regardless.

Still, only 59 shopping days left until Christmas and I’m saving up for Kelly’s curves in a simple pair of sheer panties underneath my tree. Hoping against hope. Enjoy.