Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Pink Sports Bra Goes for a Hike

If you ever come to Los Angeles, you’re going to want to amble up Runyon Canyon in Hollywood. It’s where many celebrities take their urban hikes to the limits with a not so spectacular bit of ascent that is ‘L.A. big’ at least. It’s also where many of them take their dogs to poop, so be advised not to wear your new white sneaks. As for me, I’m content to remain at basecamp just watching. Somebody needs to guard the supplies. I’ve limited shrinkage on the beer and chips to twenty-percent.

It’s the place to bring a camera and snap photos of Miley Cyrus in a bright pink sports bra traversing the not so steep hiking paths up the hill, keeping herself in just about the best shape you can when you’re into some hardcore partying, drinking, and smoking. It’s called your early 20′s. One hike a week usually will serve the purpose of cleansing the toxins. Especially when sporting a bright pink sports bra and flashing your midriff. That makes everything better. Enjoy.

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Pia Mia Perez Bikini, Miley Cyrus Nipple Teases and Emily Ratajkowski Arm Bra Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Someday, the technology gods will gift us with a tool more noble in prurient purpose than social media, but for now, this humdinger of a digital highway provides more hotness per byte than any other invention previous to mankind. Unless you believe dinosaurs once had an advanced technology kingdom on earth that was wiped out by evil dinosaurs from another planet like I do. Then maybe there was something better. But as for what we know, three cheers for the social media pic sharing craze.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a stunning bikini shot of up and coming Pia Mia Perez, Emily Ratajkowski dazzling again with her lucky forearm providing cover, Miley Cyrus almost freeing the nipple, Charli XCX eating pizza in her bra as I always imagined she does, Coco Austin performing miracles of booty yoga, Maitland Ward flashing her ginormous lovelies, Kendall Jenner showing off in a bikini, and much much more. You owe it to the people who believe that receiving a tax refund means you made money to check out each and every one of these amazing social media shared visual wonderments. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Flashes Braless Cleavage At The Laugh Factory

You can always depend on Miley Cyrus to do certain things. She’s always going to be provocative and she’s rarely going to wear a bra. That was certainly the case when she went to The Laugh Factory in a skimpy black dress sans bra. The result was a nice view of her killer cleav. Her lady mounds were looking particularly good. I’ve been a fan of Miley’s boobage since back in the day when I really shouldn’t have been looking. But she’s all grown up now and I don’t have to feel bad. Of course, we’ve all seen Miley in all her glory but I have to say I always enjoy seeing her scantily clad. It’s somewhat reassuring. Like, Miley is half-naked and all is right with the world.

Would you want to live on a planet in which Miley Cyrus keeps her clothes on? Neither would I. So, you keep on flashing that skin, Miley. We’ll keep watching.

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Miley Cyrus Braless Nipple Pokes Go Shopping

Miley Cyrus isn’t the first Hollywood icon to go braless pretty much everywhere, but she’s perhaps the most famous girl of late to promote the commando look that has blessedly swept through Celebrityville these past several years. It’s almost unusual now to see a sextastic lovely under thirty sporting any type of undergarment. It’s almost as if my prayers have been answered.

Just on a grocery shopping trip, Miley sees no need for undergarments beneath a tight red sweater that is only visible from within five hundred or so feet. Probably one hundred feet to catch sight of her nipples poking beneath. Suffice it to say, she’s no camouflaging her headlights. You might say she’s flaunting them. Once again I maintain, no matter your opinion on the bleached blonde pixie, you have to respect her raising the bar on public exhibitions of celeb skin. It’s not exactly like discovering penicillin, but somebody already did that. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus, Emily Ratajkowski , and Elizabeth Olsen Highlight the Hotties at the Tom Ford Super Expensive Clothes Event

With all of A-List Hollywood assembled within the thirty mile zone for Oscar weekend, plenty of other outlets took advantage of the talent pool in town to host their own galas and events and generally hot-lady loaded evenings. Including Tom Ford collection for 2030 or something like that. What everybody who spends a ton of money on clothes will be wearing in fifteen years. I’m sure it’s important. I know the red carpet was stacked with show-off decked out hotties like Miley Cyrus, Emily Ratajkowski, Elizabeth Olsen, and Gina Gershon looking like one million Bill Swift Monopoly dollars. And that’s just the tip of the sextastic iceberg.

There’s something to be said for the parade of alluring celebrities who spend the entire Academy Awards weekend with perfect hair and makeup strapped into impossibly tight expensive gowns and covered in jewels. And that thing to be said is, I’m not even close to affording any of them. But when the powers that be escalate that minimum wage floor, don’t think I won’t be getting that much closer. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Underboob, Cindy Crawford in a Bikini, Aubrey O’Day Chesty Goodness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup


Iggy Azalea quit social media today. I’d say it will have some impact if she wasn’t immediately replaced by ten other sextastic celebrities ready to take her digital media space. It’s a jungle out there. Nobody is backing off the social media train if they want to keep growing their following, and there’s still no way better to grow anything than by posting wicked hot selfies and candids of yourself. That remains a plain fact. Thankfully so.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Miley Cyrus showing off her underboob, Cindy Crawford wicked hot in a bikini, Aubrey O’Day covered topless barely for Valentine’s, Izabel Goulart showing off her crazy taut yoga body, Paris Hilton showing off what just have to be some new sloops, and much much more. You owe it to your failed efforts on the 14th because you didn’t listen to your Uncle Bill to check out each and every one of these crazy alluring self-published candids. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Kinky Tour Visuals On Display for Big Apple Porn Festival

If you can say anything about Miley Cyrus musical influences, it’s that it’s a blend of the inspiring tween tales and the pornographic visuals. So much so on the latter that hyper-stylized photos of Miley Cyrus taken during her tour will be reviewed, viewed, and otherwise gawked at during the NYC porn film festival. I do revel in the mature themed entertainment from time to time, though I’m not sure I’d attend a festival in its honor. Some relationships a man have ought to remain private.

Nevertheless, I’l be missing out on black and white shots of Miley Cyrus in various stated of duct taped bound and tied and all around not being a good girl as memorialized by photographer Quentin Jones. I’ll say this for the photos, they are daring. Not boring. Perhaps unnerving. But all Miley Cyrus. You can’t take the guts away from her. She’s got more than most in this town. Enjoy.

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