Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Braless Nipple Pokes Go Shopping

Miley Cyrus isn’t the first Hollywood icon to go braless pretty much everywhere, but she’s perhaps the most famous girl of late to promote the commando look that has blessedly swept through Celebrityville these past several years. It’s almost unusual now to see a sextastic lovely under thirty sporting any type of undergarment. It’s almost as if my prayers have been answered.

Just on a grocery shopping trip, Miley sees no need for undergarments beneath a tight red sweater that is only visible from within five hundred or so feet. Probably one hundred feet to catch sight of her nipples poking beneath. Suffice it to say, she’s no camouflaging her headlights. You might say she’s flaunting them. Once again I maintain, no matter your opinion on the bleached blonde pixie, you have to respect her raising the bar on public exhibitions of celeb skin. It’s not exactly like discovering penicillin, but somebody already did that. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus, Emily Ratajkowski , and Elizabeth Olsen Highlight the Hotties at the Tom Ford Super Expensive Clothes Event

With all of A-List Hollywood assembled within the thirty mile zone for Oscar weekend, plenty of other outlets took advantage of the talent pool in town to host their own galas and events and generally hot-lady loaded evenings. Including Tom Ford collection for 2030 or something like that. What everybody who spends a ton of money on clothes will be wearing in fifteen years. I’m sure it’s important. I know the red carpet was stacked with show-off decked out hotties like Miley Cyrus, Emily Ratajkowski, Elizabeth Olsen, and Gina Gershon looking like one million Bill Swift Monopoly dollars. And that’s just the tip of the sextastic iceberg.

There’s something to be said for the parade of alluring celebrities who spend the entire Academy Awards weekend with perfect hair and makeup strapped into impossibly tight expensive gowns and covered in jewels. And that thing to be said is, I’m not even close to affording any of them. But when the powers that be escalate that minimum wage floor, don’t think I won’t be getting that much closer. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Underboob, Cindy Crawford in a Bikini, Aubrey O’Day Chesty Goodness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup


Iggy Azalea quit social media today. I’d say it will have some impact if she wasn’t immediately replaced by ten other sextastic celebrities ready to take her digital media space. It’s a jungle out there. Nobody is backing off the social media train if they want to keep growing their following, and there’s still no way better to grow anything than by posting wicked hot selfies and candids of yourself. That remains a plain fact. Thankfully so.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Miley Cyrus showing off her underboob, Cindy Crawford wicked hot in a bikini, Aubrey O’Day covered topless barely for Valentine’s, Izabel Goulart showing off her crazy taut yoga body, Paris Hilton showing off what just have to be some new sloops, and much much more. You owe it to your failed efforts on the 14th because you didn’t listen to your Uncle Bill to check out each and every one of these crazy alluring self-published candids. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Kinky Tour Visuals On Display for Big Apple Porn Festival

If you can say anything about Miley Cyrus musical influences, it’s that it’s a blend of the inspiring tween tales and the pornographic visuals. So much so on the latter that hyper-stylized photos of Miley Cyrus taken during her tour will be reviewed, viewed, and otherwise gawked at during the NYC porn film festival. I do revel in the mature themed entertainment from time to time, though I’m not sure I’d attend a festival in its honor. Some relationships a man have ought to remain private.

Nevertheless, I’l be missing out on black and white shots of Miley Cyrus in various stated of duct taped bound and tied and all around not being a good girl as memorialized by photographer Quentin Jones. I’ll say this for the photos, they are daring. Not boring. Perhaps unnerving. But all Miley Cyrus. You can’t take the guts away from her. She’s got more than most in this town. Enjoy.

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Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj Wicked Hot at the 2015 Grammy Awards

I’m not sure if popular music left me or I left popular music, it’s probably the latter, but major music award shows make me feel like I’m in middle school again making fun of some kid who’s listening to horrid music then I later learn he’s made out with the hottest girl in school and then I just feel confused. Damn those precocious boys who figured it all out so early. The Grammy Awards are primarily about the music beloved by young girls so it’s okay that it just seems like an awkward ballet to the rest of us. However, being the Grammy Awards, you know the best and the most boobtastic in the land of music and publicist driven celebrity were going to attend in full force looking fully decked out and faptastic. Indeed.

Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Taylor Swift, and gaggles of other divas and famous ladies with impressive chests and slender dresses made their way onto the Grammy Red Carpet. I’m pretty sure this wasn’t a lineup of music artists students will be studying a hundred years from now, but I’m quite certain they’ll still be digging their pictures. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Wears Tight Spandex One Piece While Out In LA

Oh, Miley Cyrus. Where do you get the sexy but bizarre ensembles you wear? In today’s selection she’s sporting a spandex one-piece body suit thing. Her curves are prominently displayed and, as per usual,  so are her funbags. If there was a Nobel prize for cleavage Miley would have a good shot of winning it. Whether you enjoy her music or not one thing is undeniable and that’s how fantastic her boobage is. I wake up every day just waiting to see how she shows them off on a particular day. Maybe I need to get a hobby or maybe looking at women’s chesticles is both my job and my favorite leisure activity. Those ta-tas aren’t going to ogle themselves.

All I know is that Patrick Schwarzenegger is one lucky SOB. He gets to fondle those bad boys whenever he wants. That and his dad is the Terminator. Some guys have all the luck.

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Miley Cyrus Spandex Tights and Nylon Shorts, It’s Booty Legs Hiking Showoff Time

Miley Cyrus is getting into shape. She’s actually always kind of been in shape, at least the last couple of years since she started Pilates and yoga and all that exercise memes so she could be nekkid much of the next couple of years on concert stages and look pretty darn taut. It paid off I’d say. If you can party like Miley does and still keep yourself in fine female shape, that’s a thing. Seems like lots of work, but if it’s not my hard work, I’m always 100-percent behind it.

Miley hit the hiking trails in Los Angeles today in her tights and short shorts, just enough to bend about and show off her booty to remind everybody she’s turned her petite show off body into one hundred million dollars worth of booty. She’s done well for herself. Now she’s sharing, the booty views in the least. I feel like that makes her solid member of the community, the Egotastic community most definitely. Enjoy.

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