aldo-vallon - September 22, 2018
If Noah Cyrus can manage to not lose her mind she might just be able to outshine her older sis, Miley. It isn’t that farfetched of a thought. Elizabeth Olsen managed to do it to her older sisters. And not only did she have to escape the shadow of the two sweethearts of the ‘90s, she also had to overcome two identical twins, which is practically like fighting a supervillain. Their twin connection would make them a sizable foe to Bruce Lee, may he rest in peace, and yet Elizabeth came out on top. Granted, her sisters are still alive, so there is a chance they are plotting their comeback like two Sith lords.
Noah may not have the backing of Disney behind her, yet, but she does have the power of Cyrus vocals on her side, and Cyrus mammary glands on her front. Those alone should be able to carry her through her twenties. I have never paid much attention to their brother, but I would not be surprised to find him with a chest capable of crushing beer cans as well. Their genes cannot fluctuate that wildly, can they?
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