Maxim Posts:

‘Basketball Wife’ Evelyn Lozada Lingerie Pictures for Maxim Pictorial Are a Sextastic Slam Dunk

Throughout the history of time, hot chicks have gone for athletes. When those athletes started making big money, those hot chicks got just a bit hotter. It's just how nature works.

If you're not watching the show Basketball Wives on VH-1, well, that's probably because you've got a job and half a brain, although, if you dig some mindless fun, you could do worse than watching the squawking gold-diggers squawk and gold-dig and despite their hotness, make you wonder why a pro-baller would ever think to get married in the first place. (Hello, Kobe, how'd it feel writing that $75 million check this week?)

But there is definitely the power of the sextastic, and viewing photos of Evelyn Lozada in her Maxim pictorial, you kind of get the idea how a man might make stupid mistakes in the matrimonial department. Granted, Evelyn was only ever engaged to NBA'er Antoine Walker (who got busted illegally funneling her serious cash) and she's now engaged once more to Chad Ochocinco, which technically makes her a Football Wife-to-Be, but, look at that body of hers and tell me you can't see yourself being stupid for it.

Yep, therefore but the grace of hot goddesses go I. Enjoy.

Sonam Kapoor Delivers the Bollywood Knockout Blow in Maxim India

The subcontinent remains such an untapped treasure chest of chesty-good hotness, I wish we had more time to spend traveling Bollywood's sextastic celebrity channels for some of the absolutely finest women on this spinning orb we call our home planet.

For those of you out there who also dig the uber-hot Indian women, let's just call you men-with-working-eyes, Bollywood thespianics such as the smoking hot Sonam Kapoor featured in this month's Maxim India really light our inner world-traveler fantasies, the notion of transporting oneself to a foreign land where your eyes might feast upon exotic beauties in a never ending line of sultry humpiness. Consider me deep into that virtual land. Enjoy.

Leeann Tweeden Hot (Covered) Topless for Maximum Thai Exposure

Okay, so these probably aren't brand spanking new photos, as the foreign edition of these mags do tend to recirculate their photos like my friend Johnny Beans recirculates the below-average-IQ women he meets as the only male employee of The Limited, but hot photos of Leeann Tweeden must be shared, it's a universal man-code thing, and these shots of the sports minxtress almost but not quite topless on the pages of Maxim Thailand, well, they definitely fall under the code.

As you know from my personal and painful revelations, I've had something of a gonadial crushing crush on Leeann Tweeden for some time now; the kind of crazy crush that makes you do things you'd never thought you'd see yourself doing, like buying after-shave or, well, just shaving. But Leeann Tweeden rings my bell. And I'm guessing yours too. So peek, leer, and most definitely...enjoy.

Katrina Law Drops Some Eurasian Style Hotness in Maxim India

If you've seen Spartacus Vengeance before, then you probably have an image of the super hot Katrina Law permanently engraved upon the happy part of your brain, and, if not, prepare for what might feel like a little stinging sensation. The Eurasian sextastic thespianic and former Miss Teen USA contestant provided a good measure of lingerie clad hotness for her pictorial appearing in Maxim India this month and you can feel the heat coming off the subcontinent from several thousand miles away. 

I like to think this Katrina Law sultry set is a Karmic gift, but then I remember you have to earn that. So let's chalk this bit of unexpected hotness up to old-fashioned blind luck. Enjoy.

Dawn Olivieri Breaking Out With Hotness in Maxim

Dawn Olivieri is making a big splash this week on the sexy celebrity circuit, first with her topless appearance in the premiere episode of House of Lies on Showtime, and, now, in a mini-pictorial in this month's Maxim magazine where the Florida native flashes one ridiculously fine body that we can only wait to see in even more exposed, prolonged formats.

Most definitely mark Dawn Olivieri on your personal lust radar; that blip you see is a hottie moving up the sextastic ladder several rungs at a time. Enjoy.

Dominique Storelli Does Her First Photoshoot Since Being Named Maxim’s Hometown Hottie

I remember the pride in winning my second grade spelling competition. I mean, the short-lived pride before the class bully punched me in my junior mints on the playground at recess. She was a mean sonuvabitch. But, it really was the last award I ever won, so I cling to the title like Brian Austin Green clings to Megan Fox, like it's never going to ever get as good as this again.

The same peaking effect can't be said for Dominique Storelli, named at the end of last year as Maxim magazine's hometown hottie winner. It's kind of like Page 3 Idol, but without all the fun of the funbags. The sky's the limit for Dominique at this time, with many more honors, and delightfully delicious leer-worthy photographs yet to come. And, by the looks of these candid photos on-set of her first photoshoot for the magazine, I'd say it's coming sooner rather than later. Enjoy.

Katrina Bowden Flashes Her Sexiest Woman Wares for Maxim

Oh, how we lust Katrina Bowden, the sextastic 30-Rock blonde who we are already dying to see in the American Reunion this Spring. We simply never get to see quite enough of Katrina, literally so. But our friends at Maxim have put together a quite stellar pictorial. It's fun, it's cute, it's playful, it's... not nearly enough skin, but that is what the power of imagination is for I suppose.

Katrina Bowden provides the raw canvas, you provide the paint. Enjoy.