‘Basketball Wife’ Evelyn Lozada Lingerie Pictures for Maxim Pictorial Are a Sextastic Slam Dunk

Throughout the history of time, hot chicks have gone for athletes. When those athletes started making big money, those hot chicks got just a bit hotter. It's just how nature works.

If you're not watching the show Basketball Wives on VH-1, well, that's probably because you've got a job and half a brain, although, if you dig some mindless fun, you could do worse than watching the squawking gold-diggers squawk and gold-dig and despite their hotness, make you wonder why a pro-baller would ever think to get married in the first place. (Hello, Kobe, how'd it feel writing that $75 million check this week?)

But there is definitely the power of the sextastic, and viewing photos of Evelyn Lozada in her Maxim pictorial, you kind of get the idea how a man might make stupid mistakes in the matrimonial department. Granted, Evelyn was only ever engaged to NBA'er Antoine Walker (who got busted illegally funneling her serious cash) and she's now engaged once more to Chad Ochocinco, which technically makes her a Football Wife-to-Be, but, look at that body of hers and tell me you can't see yourself being stupid for it.

Yep, therefore but the grace of hot goddesses go I. Enjoy.