A lust affair has definitely blossomed between Egotastic! readers and the au natural hottie brunette, Mellisa Clarke, a true gem of the United Kingdom, a diamond in the rough of our little hearts, with a wicked smile, a killer body, and some all-around alluring appeal that you can’t quite put a name to, but if you did, that name would be ‘Must Have’.
On this middle day of the week, they day we both feel a lingering hangover from the last weekend whilst still dreaming about the fun times to come soon that will lead to our next, and especially in this season of cheer and Yuletide, we need peace and joy all the way around. And all the way around Mellisa Clarke is exactly the the thing that brings joy to our piece. Enjoy.
You know we’re champions of the underrated hotties here. Well, all the hotties really, though we always do hope that the underrated hotties will someday show us their gratitude in the form of bundt cakes or thank you cards or maybe just steamy naughty and potentially dangerous sexual favors. Though the bundt cake does seem more likely.
But among the names and faces and ridiculously hot bodies we believe deserve more attention include Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes, who these days is not only flashing some serious MILFtastic credentials of her own, but despite being often omitted from the ranks of the hottest V.S. angels, just continues to put up hot photoshoot after hot photoshoot, including her new spread in the December issue of Vogue magazine. Yes, it’s for the ladies. Yes, it’s fashiony and high-brow. But it’s also super hot. Thank to Doutzen. Love her. Enjoy.
And we’re not talking open fire here, we’re talking flames of insane lust at the sight of our Danish delight, our absolute lock pick for worldwide hotness recognition, Nina Agdal, promoting the ever-loving heck out of Yeni Inci lingerie line. And do so with great aplomb, or, with her plums, or, really both.
Now, to say that we’ve needed plastic sheeting on our carpets since the day we first laid eyes on Nina Agdal, well, that is an understatement of dry cleaning proportions (and, trust me when I say that walking into a dry cleaners with a throw rug over your shoulder with a ‘Lewinsky’ problem is not easy to do with a straight face). We just think Nina is the bomb. The sexy bomb. And you know what bombs do. Somebody call the cleaners. Enjoy.