A tinge of sadness in this week’s Boob Tube Roundup as it was announced this past week that Magic City will not be renewing for another season on Starz, meaning this second season will be its last and that, at least for the time being, may no longer see the glorious bare bodies of thespianics like Elena Satine, who (spoiler alert) take a knife to her back this week as her full glorious globes shine frontward. We shall miss Elena, among many of the other cast members and some producer out there best find a new topless role for this crazy hot vixen.
Joining Elena in this week’s BTR is Dora Madison Burge in a rather memorably breastaurant extended topless scene in Dexter, as well Rebecca Ferguson getting royally jiggy with it in the premiere episode of The White Queen, another passionate historical drama from the minds of European series creators. They do so love their kings and queens of past centuries. We do so love sweet looking ladies with their period piece garments ripped off their bodies, so it all works out quite well. Enjoy.
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Now we’re talking. A little something something from our friends who work in the small screen department at the major entertainment companies. Some fine actually worth watching TV shows that also happen to include some sextastic celebrity skin. I think we have the makings of a Boob Tube Roundup.
Once again, Anna Paquin is flashing her post-mommy refined body in bra and panties and some magical CGI powers in True Blood, along with co-star Jessica Clark flashing her full frontal goodness, though me thinks I spot a little muff-covering of an un-human like origin. Joining the girls of True Blood, Catalina Rodriguez in Magic City with one epic booty and Laverne Cox showing off her prison tops in the Netflix series Orange is the New Black. It’s all good and happening in the BTR today. Enjoy.
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Wow it was a quiet week on the small screen sextastic front. Some confluence of events that led to a surprisingly scant amount of skin on the boob tube these past many days. C’mon, TV, up your game or you’re going to go the way of theatrical motion pictures. The kids need their flesh.
Nevertheless, there were a couple noteworthy non-nekkid type appearance on the CRT since last we spoke. Dexter returned for its eighth season and included Aimee Garcia in a sex scene, flashing her booty, though sadly covering up her boobtastic as I suppose many women do when making the sexy, if they lived in a world with television cameras in their bedroom. Also raising our eyebrows was the super hot Jessica Marais on Magic City, a couple near skin misses with Jessica this week, but her bend down booty alone was worth a visual holler. Check it out. Enjoy.
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We were scorching here this weekend in L.A., and by scorching, I mean, the air-conditioning at the local cineplex where I parked my ass all weekend to get free refills on popcorn and temperature was 72-degrees. Still, I could almost hear the screams of children laughing and playing in the sprinklers outside the walls of my perfectly climate controlled cinematic environment, keying me into the full arrival of summer. And why not celebrate summer with the finest one I know, Summer St. Claire, a girl whose purple mountain majesties routinely cause my plains to bear fruit. Or something like that.
On Mammarial Mondays we celebrate the freshest and finest in those amazing round funbags that drive us men to work hard, or, at least drink and bitch about work. And Summer St. Claire and her ridiculously hot body stripping out of red lingerie and flashing some of the finest jugs on the planet? Wow, I do feel the need for a Yoo-Hoo chug coming on. Enjoy.
(For all your summery hotness needs check out the Summer St. Claire official webpage.)
It was not quite the bounty on the small screen this past week, not boobtastic bounty at least. But our gleaning of the boob tube still yielded a couple noteworthy results, including hottie thespianic Serinda Swan showing off in a bikini top in the new USA series Graceland, where she plays some kind of undercover law enforcement agent. And bikinis do make the best kind of undercover.
Joining Serinda in this week’s Boob Tube Roundup is veteran actress Kelly Lynch, taking a nekkid, albeit mostly obscured swim. Many of you were probably having sweet thoughts of Kelly as far back at two and a half decades ago in Road House, and, now a chance to see her along with a copiously nekkid girl-on-girl orgy scene that makes Magic City more than worth a peek. Enjoy.
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Some shows are done for the season, and others are just starting up or coming back. It’s the lifecycle of the boob tube, some must die so that others may flourish and flash their chests. And in this week’s Boob Tube Roundup, we got a few old friends coming back to us.
This week’s Roundup features the return of HBO’s True Blood, truly one of the most breast-baring spectacles to ever hit the small screen. The opening episode of season six being no different with Jamie Gray Hyder and Kelly Overton flashing their bare bodies in a three-way undead scene. Also this week saw the return of the second season of Magic City, the 1950′s R-rated gangster series on Starz and an extended nekkid touching scene from Meredith Ostrom. And, finally, the new BBC show, The White Queen, coming soon to Starz, opening up with an intense making of the sexy scene starring Rebecca Ferguson. Some new blood, as it were. And happy happy skin time. Enjoy.
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If you’re not a fan of Starz Magic City, well then you’re missing some seriously fine retro-tail on TV, but that’s on you.
But, as part of our continuing effort to bring you the best of the boob tube, we have some on-set photos of Magic City’s Elena Satine as a 50′s Floridian hooker working her street trade with her pointy top and some bent-over butt shots that have us instinctively reaching for our wallets while muttering, ‘You’re not a cop, right? You have to tell me if you’re a cop.’
Yep, cable TV is getting a whole lot better. Enjoy.