Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan in a Fitted Dress at the “Speed-the-Plow” Afterparty

Lindsay Lohan was looking a little bit like her old self in a slinky form fitting dress at the Speed-The Plow afterparty in London. Lindsay has been starring in the David Mamet show in the West End. But the real news is how sexy she looked. The dress hugged those famous curves showing off Lindsay’s amazing body. Say what you want, Lindsay has got a pretty great rack on her. Remember her tight t-shirts she wore in Mean Girls? I do. I’ll freely admit that I had a huge thing for Lindsay back in the day. Maybe she’ll get her life together now and fulfill her true destiny of being a hot woman for us to ogle.

I wish I could fly to London to see her in the show. I like David Mamet. I see him on the streets here in New York all the time. Maybe I can ask him to pay for my ticket. You think he’ll go for it?

 

Lindsay Lohan Looking Kind of Smoking Hot in Wonderland

We all know the Lindsay Lohan saga of the past, man, really about a full decade now. What was once the spry and bosomy ginger princess became the not so spry and troubled young woman with the unlucky draw of the worst parents in the world. And with the fall, the looks as well took a hit. But if you ever doubted that Lindsay was once the holder of so much sextastic potential, you can still see it every now and then as captured in photographs in such runs as her pictorial in Wonderland magazine. Those chops simply don’t disappear completely no matter how badly you forsake them.

I still wish for Lindsay a full recovery to something approximating normalcy, allure, and just a calmer existence. She really has so much talent in the looks department that still might be readily salvaged with an unburdening of the soul beneath. Every time I see photos such as these, I feel like I’m looking at a great ball player who simply fell off the straight and narrow and wrecked what could’ve been a legendary career, but still has those skills you know he could’ve been great. Life and the sextastic are both bittersweet at times. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Sideboob for Jet Skiing Maxium Aerodynamics in Ibiza

Leave it to lovable Lindsay Lohan to figure out how to show sideboob even in an unlikely jet-skiing suit. Ultimately sideboob is what Lindsay is best known for, at least in her completely sober moments when she’s fully aware of what she’s showing off. It’s a nice look in its own way. It certainly get you first dibs on Jet-skis at the dock.

Lindsay has been tearing her way through the Riviera region this July with various showy outfits, boyfriends, and boats. It’s nice just to see her having fun again after so much, well, not so much work, but I guess legal stress. I’m not sure the neoprene is the most flattering material for Lindsay these days, but as always, I do appreciate her thoughtfulness. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Sideboob Flashing at Weisses Festival in Austria

If you’re Austrian isn’t as good as mine, meaning, I know four words, Weisses means white which means this was the White festival where they supposedly celebrate art and film and music but mostly everybody just dressed in white and gets loaded on the good stuff. Which made this  the perfect even for Lindsay Lohan to VIP as she makes her way across Europe for a summer of festivals and events where she can make a little scratch.

Lindsay puts on a good show when the guest of honor, draped in all white and showing off ample sideboob in her braless gown for the evening. Lindsay pimped and preened and had her photo taken with a million and one party guests and was generally convivial and lucid until her ‘waters’ started to catch up with her a bit. If you look closely at these photos you’ll still see some of the sextastic former Lindsay that I still yearn and hope will return one day after perhaps an extended period of clean living. Until then, sideboob gawking it is. There’s nothing wrong with that. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Deep Cleavage Provides the Boobtastic Oomph for Her Reality Show

Well, I think we’ve figured out Oprah’s plan to get everybody to watch her Lindsay Lohan reality show. Lindsay funbags. Lindsay’s ginger freckled puppies are on deep cleavage display in pretty much every episode aired to date. It seems like a pretty strong promotional angle to a show that otherwise depicts Lindsay in a clean and sober and perhaps less boring and more rigged state than the one who has held hold over the tabloids for the past decade.

Oprah’s no dummy. She knows that a big part of what Lindsay brings to the table are Lindsay’s big table setters, and even though the network and the show are heavily targeted toward a female audience, don’t think she’s not going to exploit the Lohan knockers like the rest of them. Oprah knows success. I hope Lindsay is paying close attention. Enjoy.

Did You Make the Lindsay Lohan Sex List?

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan wrote down a list of everyone she’s ever had sex with. At least, everybody she remembers, including a number of rather commonly conjugal type Hollywood prolific cocksmen.

If you’re so inclined, you can head over to WWTDD to see the Lindsay Lohan sex list and see if you or somebody you know made the cut. Of course, you should already know if your name is on there I’d think. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Trimmed Down Sideboob Swimsuit in Miami

We haven’t seen Lindsay Lohan in the great beachy outdoors in quite some time. Perhaps maybe two or three rehabs ago. So quite the treat to see the first lady of former scandal baring her cheeky swimsuit wares down in Miami. Lindsay may not quite be in bikini shape yet, but she’s looking relatively healthy and lean and sideboob sweet, and by all accounts, staying on the wagon now for almost six months.

We’ve always had a special place in our heart for pre-messed up Lindsay. A ginger beauty with some truly horrible stage parents. We wish her the best, and even less clothing so we can exam her ourselves more closely. Enjoy.