Kristina Oganezova

Milking With Kristina; And You Think Your Job Is Tough (VIDEO)

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Milk, It Does a Body Good!

Here’s a thing to learn quickly if you’re going to be an Egotastic! intern. Do not walk into the office one morning and say, ‘Hey, you guys, have you heard about this new Internet craze called milking?’. Yeah, no, don’t do that.

Invariably, the next step is going to be finding yourself on a street in Hollywood holding a half-gallon of milk over your head wishing you had been more like that Star Trek nerd dude in our office who nobody remembers his name because he hasn’t spoken in over two years. He’s not very interesting, but he manages to stay dry.

Check out Intern Kristina Oganezova in her latest From Russia with Love video as she goes under the splash cam for an udderly happy time addition to the milking craze.

(P.S. Kristina insists that as a vegan, she is using almond milk, not real animal teat squeezings.)

From Russia With Love — Egotastic! Intern Kristina Test-Drives a Couple Rolls-Royces (VIDEO)

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Do Not Crash! Do Not Effin' Crash!

Not sure what was in the hot toddies the good folks at Rolls-Royce were drinking, but when we called and asked if our new Russian intern Kristina Oganezova whose driving record is officially listed as ‘not available’ could test drive their brand new Phantom and Ghost models, they said ‘Aye’. We never expect to get a ‘yes’ to our stupid requests, let alone an ‘aye’, but before they could come to their senses, we had Kristina behind the wheel of the $300K vehicles and singing Russian pop songs next to the CEO of Rolls-Royce.

Sometimes, shit happens for a reason. This shit we caught on tape. What else can we get Kristina to do, in a little recurring segment we are calling, From Russia With Love. Enjoy.