Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Latex Covered Lady Curves Dine With Madonna

When Kim Kardashian and Madonna get together for a little chow time in London, you can bet there’s going to be latex, fur, and nylons. And that’s just on the sex dolls they bring along with them in the cabs.

The two mega stars, both famous in their own way for their brazen sexuality, one with a number of number one hits as a kicker, were absolutely going to make sure they got noticed by the British paparazzi in their finest of wares. Kim’s plastic skin tight dress was something straight out of the comic books, well, the comic books you’d hide underneath your mattress. And Madonna, well, just the fact she can walk after her big stage tumble the other night is something of a miracle. She holds her own when given a little prep time. Unlike as many had predicted, the world did not end when these two got together. Albeit Kim’s globes did look about ready to explode. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Big Busty Cleavage In A See Through Bodysuit While In London

Every day I wake up and wonder what level of nekkid Kim Kardashian will be sporting. She rarely disappoints. Last night’s selection was a see-through bodysuit thing with more holes in it than a block of Swiss cheese. Never one to shy away from revealing some skin, you could see copious amounts of those legendary ta-tas. What can I say about Kim’s jubblies that hasn’t been said before? They defy words, but I try anyway to write about them. One day, I will write an epic poem about them. It will be the Iliad of today only instead of it being about a war it will just be about Kim’s boobage. And her booty, lest we forget that perfect model of buttdom. I sometimes pretend my pillow is her booty when I snuggle into it to go to sleep at night.

But I digress. Some people say they are sick of seeing Kim naked. Those people are wrong. There is no getting sick of that body.

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Amber Rose vs. Kim Kardashian, Nekkid Ass Battle

With the current feud going down between Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian and the Kardashian clan, I thought I’d jump in the only way I know how, by showing off pictures of each’s bare ginormous backside allures and letting you decide who has the more faptastic fanny. It’s a crude version of Solomon’s wisdom I prefer to follow.

Say what you will about these backside on these two women, they’ve both made their living from or on their dumpers. So I’m going to call this officially relevant to their ongoing feud over the little rapper they both still pine for. Go figure. And leer. Definitely leer. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Deep Shiny Cleavage for Kanye and the SNL 40th Anniversary

The dutiful wife. That describes Kim Kardashian. Provided dutiful means showing off your dooties on the way to see your husband at the SNL 40 Year Anniversary extravaganza. That’s not as much as many wives, but more than many given the assets Kim brings to bear when she’s buffed, polished, and shiny funbags flashing in the middle of the frigid cold New York nightscape.

Some people have been questioning how it is Kim isn’t freezing her Funions off this winter in the Big Apple, strolling around so much with open, light, revealing clothing even in the most icy of conditions. They obviously don’t understand the Kardashian internal meat heater. It’s beyond powerful and fueled by fame, with a little hint of money. Don’t believe me? Send Kim to the Antarctic and watch that cap melt. The ice goes before her booty cap. Trust me. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Mega Cleavage Heat to Melt the Snows in New York

There’s nothing if not competition in the Kardashian family for skin showing in public. Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall, there’s no weatherly excuse for not flashing a healthy dose of your money makers when out in public if you want to keep the cash train a’rolling along. When Khloe pushed her pair almost out of her top on her latest outdoor venture, Kim Kardashian just had to try to top her. She is the queen bee if bee stands for boobtastic. Nobody’s going to rob her of the family title.

Hence, Kim walking down the chilly streets of Manhattan with her funbag flags nearly entire unfurled in some top that impossibly kept her from being an inadvertent Free the Nipple protestor. Considering how much we’ve seen of Kim’s yams the past few weeks, this view seems almost tame. Though in the New York winter, this much skin must’ve caused at least five construction workers to badly injure their necks. I’m not sure Kim hates the catcalls. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Super Busty While Leaving A Sam Smith Concert In LA With Kendall, Khloe And Cara

If Kim Kardashian was a super hero her super power would be the ability to stop men dead in their tracks with her mighty cleav. Once again Kim K proved that no one does boobage like her as she and her sisters Khloe and Kendall and Cara Delevingne attended a Sam Smith concert in LA. She was wearing a tight bustier top that pushed her funbags up into a pleasing cleavage revealing shape that is oh so delectable. Seriously, if there were such a thing as the boob equivalent of the Pepsi challenge, I would bet on Kim’s yum yums over anyone else. Khloe was also looking pretty friggin’ hot in a pair of skin tight leather pants that showed off her greatest asset, her legendary booty. Kendall wasn’t dressed in anything revealing but she’s still my boo, as the kids say.

Say what you will about the Kardashian/Jenner clan, they sure know how to get people’s attention with their sexiness. That’s a skill too, you know.

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Kim Kardashian Is Massively Boobtacular And Other Fine Things To Ogle


Kim Kardashian interviews with her boobs half hanging out. (TMZ)

Jessica Alba gives me a zen feeling in my pants while meditating in a bikini. (WWTDD)

Lady Gaga does yoga in a thong because Lady Gaga. (Huffington Post)

Taylor Swift‘s booty and lady mound look amazing. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hilary Duff is leggy in short shorts. (Popoholic)

Mia Khalifa is super hot, I can see why Drake likes her. (The Superficial)

Daisy Lowe‘s funbags are more of a masterpiece than the Sistine Chapel. (COED)