Legendary hottie Kim Kardashian let it all hang out in a recent episode of Keepin Up With The Kardashians. The episode dealt with the themes of being intimidated, by all the fame and whatnot that the Kardashian clan has to deal with. So, Kim showed that she wasn’t intimidated by doing what she does best: get completely naked. The only thing keeping her modesty is some strategically placed body paint. But mere pigment cannot hide those gigantic breasts. It’s like sticking a band-aid on a mountain. And that booty? That booty that has driven so many men mad with lust? That cannot be covered by anything as plebeian as paint.
I mean, clothes can barely contain those junkies. I’m not sure what it has to do with intimidation but anything that involves Kim getting naked is A-Ok with me.
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Seeing a Kardashian in a bookstore still kind of makes me laugh a little, but Kim Kardashian came to sell, something she is particularly well suited for, in a see-through busty outfit pushing her book Selfie. I’m not exactly sure who this book is intended for, wait, I am sure, I just don’t want to say it. But let’s just accept the fact that as inane as it sounds, everything Kim sells makes money. Skill or superpower or just a social commentary we’d rather not investigate, this book will also be a success.
To ensure maximum renumeration, Kim is dancing with her brung her, namely, her curvaceous body which we now know is on full display in her book of selfies unseen previously on social media. I can think of worse reason to purchase a book than having a hard copy tome filled with pages of Kim’s big ta’s and booty unclothed. Though I could also think of better. Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, she is using that body of hers to its fullest measure. If she was doing any less, it would be slightly disappointing. Enjoy.
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Kim Kardashian Instagrams a pic of herself in a bra to promote her new book Selfish. (Huffington Post)
Kelly Brook sunbathing in the nude? Why, yes! (WWTDD)
Britney Spears tosses around a football and shows off bare mid-riff. (TMZ)
Nina Agdal uses her hands as a bra. (Drunken Stepfather)
Madison Justice in a bikini will make your day. (Hollywood Tuna)
Yuvi Pallares is a master at the sexy Instagram post. (COED)
Hot girls in workout clothes? Don’t mind if I do. (The Chive)
I don’t know if Kim Kardashian was on the Time 100 most influential persons list, if her husband was, if both were. At some point around some years ago, I had to stop taking these magazine lists seriously. Even Time magazine has fallen prey to listicles honed by what sells on the newsstands. It’s not easy watching the print magazine business fail. I used to cut out the pictures of women in all their magazines. Now I just kind of smile and nod politely when they produce these issues, as I would the kindly old lady down the street who asks me if I want to buy war bonds for WWII.
What I take slightly more serious is the hefty bit of cleavage Kim Kardashian brings out for special events. Also, non special events and only relatively important special events. Also state fairs and girls scout cookie sales. There’s really no occasion where Kim’s luscious ripe bounty isn’t on display. Kim’s T and her A are the tools she used to build an empire. I admire the way in which she doesn’t hide it. In fact, she flaunts it. She’s like those pro athletes who flex their guns after making a great play. These are her guns and they are most definitely loaded. Enjoy.
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Once more I will emphatically state, if you’ve got them, flaunt them. There’s no reason to spend a magnificent amount of money on fine full funbags if you’re not going to let the world in on the efforts. It’s like redecorating your home and letting nobody over. I think. I’m still on the original IKEA. Kim Kardashian knows exactly what she was built for — show — and Paris is ground zero of fashionable lady show-offery.
Kim took to the City of Light evening premiere night in a low cut dress certain to capture 99% of the photographic resources in the area. She might be able to don that look like, oh, what, me? Are you taking my picture? But why? But about an inch deeper she’s calculating her success on the red carpet. Indeed, have boobs will travel. Enjoy.
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Kim Kardashian is making a few stops on her return from show tapings in Armenia. Namely, Paris, where Kim routinely flashes a ton of boobtastic because that country’s paparazzi are perhaps more thrilled with her presence than even the frenzy in other nations. Hence, the revealing bra top out and about whilst visiting stores to buy even more clothes.
Kim Kardashian isn’t shy about showing off her moneymakers, top or bottoms. I respect a person who dances with the date who brung her. Kim’s funbags aren’t mere accessories, they are a key part of her curriculum vitae that keeps the professional cash flowing inbound. Why not celebrate her ta-ta’s as symbols of capitalism gone right. I’m sure that’s how she sees them. Sometimes we make life way too complicated. Like Ferdinand, I prefer to sit under the cork tree and ogle boobs. Okay, maybe he smelled the flowers, but this is my version of that. Enjoy.
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Kim Kardashian wasn’t hiding much of her badonkadonk or top-a-donk in her Spandex outfit while heading to the studio. That’s either the the workout studio, the TV studio, or the empty studio she uses to store her stacks of floor to ceiling hundred dollars bills. Either way, let’s just say she went to the studio and she wasn’t hiding much.
Kim’s curves along with the use of those curves in a short film are truly what launched her mega millions career. Many have imitated since, but Kim continues to remain on the top of the heap of whatever that heap is where everybody says they don’t like you much but people keep buying things from you. As for me, I’m content to sit and ogle and imagine the ancillary benefits of my failed rap career. I’m not so good at rhyming. Or speaking so much. Also, I’m allergic to gold. It never came close to working. I shall never know the happy lust time of such a curvaceous woman. Boo. Enjoy.
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