I don’t know if Kim Kardashian was on the Time 100 most influential persons list, if her husband was, if both were. At some point around some years ago, I had to stop taking these magazine lists seriously. Even Time magazine has fallen prey to listicles honed by what sells on the newsstands. It’s not easy watching the print magazine business fail. I used to cut out the pictures of women in all their magazines. Now I just kind of smile and nod politely when they produce these issues, as I would the kindly old lady down the street who asks me if I want to buy war bonds for WWII.
What I take slightly more serious is the hefty bit of cleavage Kim Kardashian brings out for special events. Also, non special events and only relatively important special events. Also state fairs and girls scout cookie sales. There’s really no occasion where Kim’s luscious ripe bounty isn’t on display. Kim’s T and her A are the tools she used to build an empire. I admire the way in which she doesn’t hide it. In fact, she flaunts it. She’s like those pro athletes who flex their guns after making a great play. These are her guns and they are most definitely loaded. Enjoy.
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Once more I will emphatically state, if you’ve got them, flaunt them. There’s no reason to spend a magnificent amount of money on fine full funbags if you’re not going to let the world in on the efforts. It’s like redecorating your home and letting nobody over. I think. I’m still on the original IKEA. Kim Kardashian knows exactly what she was built for — show — and Paris is ground zero of fashionable lady show-offery.
Kim took to the City of Light evening premiere night in a low cut dress certain to capture 99% of the photographic resources in the area. She might be able to don that look like, oh, what, me? Are you taking my picture? But why? But about an inch deeper she’s calculating her success on the red carpet. Indeed, have boobs will travel. Enjoy.
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Kim Kardashian is making a few stops on her return from show tapings in Armenia. Namely, Paris, where Kim routinely flashes a ton of boobtastic because that country’s paparazzi are perhaps more thrilled with her presence than even the frenzy in other nations. Hence, the revealing bra top out and about whilst visiting stores to buy even more clothes.
Kim Kardashian isn’t shy about showing off her moneymakers, top or bottoms. I respect a person who dances with the date who brung her. Kim’s funbags aren’t mere accessories, they are a key part of her curriculum vitae that keeps the professional cash flowing inbound. Why not celebrate her ta-ta’s as symbols of capitalism gone right. I’m sure that’s how she sees them. Sometimes we make life way too complicated. Like Ferdinand, I prefer to sit under the cork tree and ogle boobs. Okay, maybe he smelled the flowers, but this is my version of that. Enjoy.
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Kim Kardashian wasn’t hiding much of her badonkadonk or top-a-donk in her Spandex outfit while heading to the studio. That’s either the the workout studio, the TV studio, or the empty studio she uses to store her stacks of floor to ceiling hundred dollars bills. Either way, let’s just say she went to the studio and she wasn’t hiding much.
Kim’s curves along with the use of those curves in a short film are truly what launched her mega millions career. Many have imitated since, but Kim continues to remain on the top of the heap of whatever that heap is where everybody says they don’t like you much but people keep buying things from you. As for me, I’m content to sit and ogle and imagine the ancillary benefits of my failed rap career. I’m not so good at rhyming. Or speaking so much. Also, I’m allergic to gold. It never came close to working. I shall never know the happy lust time of such a curvaceous woman. Boo. Enjoy.
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Let’s play my favorite game, what is Kim Kardashian wearing and how much skin is she showing? What was on display in this particular black number is those legendary funbags. Sweet mother of crap her boobs are amazing. Like, top three best racks around these days. My favorite part is that she hates to wear bras and loves to be naked. But that’s not all, folks. Because the pants are super duper tight we also get to admire Kim’s other famous feature: that booty. Is it the greatest butt in history? It’s definitely up there. Her only competition is her sister Khloe and J-Lo. Luckily, we don’t have to choose one caboose to admire. We can love them all equally.
A lot of people give Kim K crap for being the way she is. Not me. She is who she is and she doesn’t pretend to be something she’d not. She’s just Kim with the big boobs and butt and she likes to strut around half-naked.
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What is a day without Kim Kardashian‘s boobs? Not a day I want to live through. The thing that I know for absolute certainty when I wake up in the morning is that I will see her boobs at some point during the day. It’s as unavoidable as the dawn. During an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim used only her arm to cover her legendary boobs. But how can her thin little arm be enough to properly conceal ta-tas of that caliber? It can’t. Which is why you get cleavage, under, and sideboob galore. Her sisters may have some hot aspects but she has them beat as far as her chi chis goes.
If I had known that Kim was going to be flashing funbags I would get cable again so I can watch her dumb show. That’s worth a half-hour of my time.
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When Kim Kardashian and Madonna get together for a little chow time in London, you can bet there’s going to be latex, fur, and nylons. And that’s just on the sex dolls they bring along with them in the cabs.
The two mega stars, both famous in their own way for their brazen sexuality, one with a number of number one hits as a kicker, were absolutely going to make sure they got noticed by the British paparazzi in their finest of wares. Kim’s plastic skin tight dress was something straight out of the comic books, well, the comic books you’d hide underneath your mattress. And Madonna, well, just the fact she can walk after her big stage tumble the other night is something of a miracle. She holds her own when given a little prep time. Unlike as many had predicted, the world did not end when these two got together. Albeit Kim’s globes did look about ready to explode. Enjoy.
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