I don’t have time to look, well, the energy, but I’ll assume Baby2Baby is some awesome cause perhaps serving babies everywhere. Maybe like some milk delivery service. Something worthy of bringing out the super hotties in Hollywood to support. And boy did the lovely ladies of Tinsel Town come out in cleavy droves to this event looking incredibly.
Try on for size Jessica Alba, Ashley Benson, Kate Hudson, Jordana Brewster, and Molly Sims for a little sextastic aperitif. All of these ladies looking more than stellar, all well worthy of carrying my child at some point in the future, maybe even starting today, ladies? Oh, the decked out hotties all fecund and ready to help me amass my small army of Egotastic offspring. My heart swells with pride. Let’s just say it’s my heart for now. Hot moms really are heaven on earth. Enjoy.
Every year the sweet looking moms head to the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood to get some pumpkins for the little ones in front of as many cameras as possible. Uber-MILFtastic Jessica Alba even took her kids two days in a row, because you know, eleven hours grabbing a pumpkin when you’re in kindergarten simply isn’t enough. I could hardly complain about this obvious publicity gesture for every mid-October it brings out the sextastic motherly types such as Jessica, Jennifer Lopez, Elisabetta Canalis, Jaime King, and Fergie to traipse around in what they believe to be chick but functional mom wear and smile for the cameras. I kind of dig this annual tradition.
As you may know, I was touched inappropriately in a pumpkin patch as a child. It was by large bird of some kind that fought me over my choice of pumpkins as a small child. That evil flying bastard won that round, but I vowed to eat lots of winged creatures for dinner ever since that day. I like to think I got my revenge. Now, I’m able to return to the pumpkin patch without so much traumatic recollections. Albeit, a single man roaming around the pumpkin patch is pretty bad for your reputation. I try to make it work by dressing like a scarecrow. Enjoy.
I’ll be the first to admit this is a rather innocent portrayal of the uber MILFtastic Jessica Alba for the ladies magazines. But I’ll be the second to insist that anything Alba gets my motors running, my boat set to sea, and me figuring out how to pull down the shades with just my teeth.
Shot by James White, these rather family oriented photos of the wildly attractive Jessica Alba are simply how I imagine her looking in our virtual Sundays together in the park while everyone stops and stares and quietly mumbles, what the hell is she doing with that guy and couldn’t she do better. That would make me so happy. Jessica, let’s do this. I’ll put on my seersucker suit. You come in a summer dress with your billions in clean baby diaper fortunes and we’ll join forces in a picnic of sex and sandwiches. I’m in, you? Enjoy.
I’m no fashionista, but it seems to me like Jessica Alba forgot to wear a shirt. She was spotted out and about in West Hollywood wearing what looked a lot like a white sportsbra. Jess has what I call “Goldilocks Funbags”. They aren’t too big or too small but just right and they look delectable in this white bra thing. Because her shirt is missing you also get a peek at that lovely bare-midriff of her’s. She’s in really great shape and her stomach is nice and tight and toned. I don’t know how these hot people manage to never have a stretch mark or dimple on their bodies. I guess when it’s you job to be hot you concentrate on preventing all of that from occurring at all costs. Whatever she does to keep fit it’s working.
I hope that her pioneering work in only wearing a bra out in public is emulated by other hottie mchottipants ladies. She deserves the Nobel prize in sexiness.
Anything Alba. You know my motto. It doesn’t hurt when Jessica Alba brings along many of her hot friends like Eva Green, Rosario Dawson, and Nicky Whelan to walk the red carpet of the Sin City 2 premiere in Los Angeles.
This film is already a no-brainer on my must-see list, being both a fan of the first film in the series and, yes, the hot ladies. All of them looked so very good last night, especially Jessica Alba who forever puts sin in my jeans. That’s a figure of speech, Though the day it becomes literally, I will report back with photos and diagrams and third-party authentication. Jessica moves me just about like no other. Her seamless transition from hot mommy to wicked hot glamorous star to the shower, where she forever resides in my dreams. Enjoy.
Since we ended last week with an explosion of confusing, if not tingling, feelings whilst peeking Jessica Alba as the lady flashing her panties above the subway grate, why not start this week off by ogling Jessica Alba as the perfect sports girl, so damn hot just trying to throw out the first pitch at the Dodgers Game on Sunday.
Now, there’s a good chance you’re not a Dodgers fan, but the entire world is pretty much a fan of anything Alba, especially these days with hot mommy showing off her lacy underthings. Jessica Alba can move the world with a smile. With a nekkid smile, she could probably destroy worlds. It’d be worth it. Enjoy.
Sure, nobody may ever match Marilyn Monroe and her iconographic power to allure and give smiles to men. But her subway grate flowing skirt didn’t show nearly as much as the blessedly impromptu gust of subterranean vortex that blasted Jessica Alba in her billowing skirt right into one epic panties flash to the general public. I mean, wow, damn, hot damn, and sweet potatoes. Just like that perhaps our clearest view ever of Jessica and her uber-sextastic in lacy panties.
If you were in lust with Jessica Alba before, now consider it super lust. If it already was super lust, just call it the perfect storm of passion. And you were already at perfect storm of passion, well, just lay down the plastic sheeting before viewing these pictures. Especially if you have carpet. So hot! Enjoy.