Golden Globe Awards Posts:

Amy Adams, Jenna Dewan, Sofia Vergara, Sandra Bullock Highlight the Hotties at the 2014 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet

You know how much I love a red carpet. Seeing all the girls in their finest, imagining they're parading down the crimson carpet in a contest to win my affections for the evening, or however long our unbridled passions would last, so, half an evening. All the time into making the face and boobs and butt look just right in some designer gown. It's kind of exciting really.

Outside of Oscar night, there's perhaps more bigger Awards show evening than that of the Golden Globe Awards. It brings out the good looking ladies from both film and television in one mega cat-fight of one-upsmanship. Or upswomanship. It's really quite a night, even if the Awards show itself is a silly bit of business from hard drinking foreign journalists living the life in Hollywood.

While there was any number of sweet decked out treats this year, the likes of my future girlfriend Amy Adams, new mama Jenna Dewan, about to be mama Olivia Wilde, lesbionic hottie Amber Heard, underrated veteran beauty Sandra Bullock, Sofia Vergara who kills every red carpet, and many more filled out my dance card for hottest ladies at the ball this evening. Check them all out, I'm sure I'll be updating throughout the night, cocktail consumption count being my only excuse for negligence in that regard Enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Miranda Kerr and More 2013 Golden Globe Awards After-Party Hotness

Let's be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night's 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we're on the 'watch list' at the front door.

The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.

Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lead List of Hotties on the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet

Well, the big leagues of the collective celebrity circle jerk known as Awards Season kicked off this Sunday evening with the 2013 Golden Globe Awards dishing out trophies to people who just had to thank a bunch of producers and agents and the dude who washes their Bentley.

And while we have to give a generally 'tame' rating to the sextastic level at the actual event, when you have such a massive gathering of sweet looking thespianics, you're going to find some serious lovely toy things to leer at one the red carpet, including our very favorites this year, Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Taylor Swift, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Heidi Klum. And a bunch others too, so check out the entire gallery of the girls whose $10K dresses we'd like to rip from their bodies and give them an award of our own. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon Special Shoutout for Her Golden Globes Cleaving on the Red Carpet

Okay, call this an ode to our undying lust for conservative blonde thespianic Reese Witherspoon, who since her re-marriage and motherhood has all but closed up the fun-time ogle-worthy views (save for those precious spandex jogging leer opportunities). But Reese looked absolutely boobtastic amazing last night at the 2012 Golden Globe Awards, not just hot, but flashing an amount of funbags we've not seen on the minxy actress in an insufferably long time.

Reese, we love your smile, and the minute we stop staring at your boobs, I assure you, we'll check that out too. Enjoy.

Elle Macpherson, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Alba: Wicked Hot Moms Invade Golden Globes Press Room

Holy faptastic! Just imagine this three-headed-hottie celebrity sextastic as co-presidents of  your PTA. School would most definitely be in session.

Elle Macpherson, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Alba were three of the super hot moms who commanded respect, and some awkward moments for male members of the press trying to hide their, well, members, as these ridiculously sexy women parades through during the 2012 Golden Globe Awards tonight.

It' almost unfathomable to imagine these three women gracing the same podium, but it's quite fathomable for me to imagine being that lucky microphone they pursed their lips up against. Damn you, lucky microphone! In my next life, perhaps. Enjoy.

2012 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet Arrivals: Hollywood’s Hottest Leading Ladies Strut the Crimson Catwalk

Who looked hot at tonight's Golden Globe Awards (still underway), well, about half of Hollywood, with our personal favorites so far tonight being Sofia Vergara, Katherine McPhee, Charlize Theron, Maria Menounos, Rooney Mara, Elle Macpherson, and Natalie Portman. And, very close every-sexy-celeb-deserves-ogling runner ups: Stacy Keibler, Julie Bowen, Claire Danes, Nicole Richie, Jenna Mai, Kathleen Robertson, Sarah Hyland, Freida Pinto, Shailene Woodley, Morena Baccarin, Jessica Chastain, Mila Kunis, Jessica Alba, Jessica Chastain, Nicole Kidman, Tina Fey, Heidi Klum, Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie, Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel, Lea Michele, Dianna Agron, Diane Lane, Mary J. Blige, Kate Beckinsale, Penelope Ann Miller, Madeline Stowe, and Kate Winslet.

What an assembly of the awesome. This must be what prom is like in Heaven.

We'll update more from the Golden Globe Awards throughout the evening and tomorrow morning. Enjoy.