Galore Magazine Posts:

Berit Birkeland Topless Minnesotan Beach Girl Hotness for Galore

 

If you happen to love your tall blonde Nordic types from the upper Midwest, prepare to fall in lust with young fair-haired model Berit Birkeland, or just Berit, as she's known in the fashion modeling pro circuit, featured this month quite topless and udderly delicious in Galore magazine.

It's not often that I come across a girl that steals my heart and loins in one fell swoop. Maybe thrice a day at most. Put this lovely funbagged lass well into that camp. I could easily see taking her to meet my parents so they can say to me, wait, I thought you were gay. Well, not that there's anything wrong with that, but, no, it's girls like Berit and their outstanding bodies that make me swoon and flutter. With a heavy lean toward the fluttering. Be still my tender bits. Berit, I am so damn glad to meet you. Enjoy.

Valeriya Planidina Topless Pimping Denim, As It Should Be

 

In my never ending effort to make sure you've seen the bare boobtastic of all the girls you see strutting the catwalk at Fashion Week and on the pages of fashion magazines you peruse while waiting in the dentists office, I present the quite delectable Russian model hottie Valeriya Planidina.

Valeriya is one of the fast rising stars of the haute couture and now featured in this topless pictorial by  Andrew Kuykendall for Galore Magazine. It's called 'Denim' because Valeriya's covered in denim. But it's the uncovered parts that intrigue me the most. So I might change the title to 'Ogle Worthy Hot Nekkid Lady Parts'. Sort of that glass is half full, half empty thing. In my perception, see incredibly sextastic women partially naked means the glass is totally full. I'm an optimist. A very horny optimist. Enjoy.

Naya Rivera is Super Sexy in Galore Magazine

Glee star Naya Rivera looks ridiculously sexy in this shoot for Galore Magazine. The muy caliente Latina is shown in a series of provocative outfits in what looks like a dude ranch or something. I got to say that my favorite is the one where she has her short cut-offs unbuttoned and is wearing a pink bra. Her glorious knockers are a work of art. They are seriously huge, y'all. Also on show is the rest of her gorgeous body. She's got one of the best mid-riffs on the planet. I mean, I haven't seen all of the mid-riffs on Earth but I'm pretty sure that I'm right. Not only is Naya hot but she's also got some pretty amazing pipes. I believe, and I know some musical theater nerds might disagree, but she's the best singer on the show. It's probably all the extra lung capacity she gets from having such enormous colongas.

Oh, Naya Rivera. You are my favorite.

Cailin Russo Topless Wicked Hot Athletic Outtakes from Galore Magazine

 

You may know Cailin Russo as the crazy hot girl from the Justin Bieber video last year. But then I'd probably have to ask you how you know Cailin Russo and it would get all uncomfortable and awkward and we could probably no longer be friends. So, going forward, let's just say you know nineteen year old model and singer Cailin Russo from her hot pictorial in Galore magazine, more specifically, her sextastic topless outtakes that will blow your freaking mind. Justin Bieber who?

Shot by hot celebrity photog Randall Slavin, these visual wonderments of Cailin show an up and comer with emphasis on the up. I was going to say emphasis on the comer, but then I'd probably disappoint my dear mom who made me promise never to work blue. Cailin is captured in all her hot natural body glory, with her looks so compelling, even the nose ring that normally bothers me works well on her. I'm in lust! Stop the presses. Or start them, so Cailin and I can be pressed together in a sandwich of pure enjoy.

Photo credit: Randall Slavin / Galore

Malin’s Sister Jennifer Akerman Sweaty Hot Workout for Galore

I think we've seen Malin's sister Jennifer Akerman around here before. I'm not actually sure they are actual sisters, I think they are steps or halfsies. I was too busy checking out Jennifer sweating up a sextastic storm in this video shoot and pictorial for Galore magazine that seems to feature Jennifer drinking beer and kind of working out. Mostly grabbing gym equipment in a seductive manner and slowly undressing. That works for me. It sure would me a far more regular visitor to my gym were that kind of good touch going on semi-frequently.

Bill, do you mind waiting five minute for the bench press while Jennifer Akerman slowly massages it with her chest? No. No I do not mind at all. Enjoy.

(If you are so inclined, please do check out the Jennifer Akerman sweaty workout video to this photoshoot.)

Alyssa Miller See-Through Sultry Sextastic for Galore

Alyssa Miller truly is an under-appreciated beautiful wonderful thing. Maybe it's because she doesn't work as much as some of her counterparts, she's not producing shoots every single week. But this rare L.A. native model leaves me feeling quite native every time she reveals her dark featured hotness in front of the cameras. You throw in some see-through sextastic goodness by way of Galore magazine, and everybody and their dad should be imagining Alyssa Miller in the still darkness of their evening repose.

Obviously, that's just a suggestion. If you wish to leave more Alyssa just for me, I'm good with that as well. I am a man of girthy appetites. And, Alyssa, just one sweet looking dish. Enjoy.

 

Dianna Agron Looking Mighty Fine in Galore

I'm not sure where Dianna Agron has been hiding of late. I mean, naturally, I have banned myself from ever watching Glee, but I assume she's still around that set, but her public profile and visuals have tapered off dramatically in the past year. One reason why I was go geeked to see her getting all cleavy sexy in Galore magazine's Winter edition.

Dianna really is quite the sextastic thing when she wants to be. In fact, that entire show has admittedly brought us a number of fine ladies to the forefront. If only it weren't about singing and social acceptance, two things I find hard to abide. Enjoy.