Galore Magazine

DJ Melanie Ribbe Perfectly Tan In A Bikini For Galore Magazine

I still don’t know precisely what a DJ does, or why it’s now used like the Doctor title before a name, but it surely seems official and important, but I do know that if I was hiring for a kid’s bar mitzvah I’d hire DJ Melanie Ribbe.

The Jamaican German part time model and full time DJ (that seems like it should be reversed) showed off her ridiculously hot bikini body in Galore magazine, I assume ensuring her party bookings through 2029. Anybody can press a button and fist pump and encourage the chubby kids to dance. But how many can do it while looking like Melanie? Precisely. Now shell out those clams so she can spin some dance music. And wave them like you just don’t care. You hands I mean, you perv. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Justin Macala for Galore Magazine

Jennifer Akerman Topless Artsy Pool Hotness for Galore Magazine

 
Jennifer Akerman Topless Shoot in Galore November 2014
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Malin’s little sister is doing alright alright if you ask my inner McConaughey. Unlike her older sister, Jennifer Akerman has focused mostly on modeling which is a career field often open to hot looking Swedish girls with outrageously alluring bodies.

Featured in the current issue of Galore magazine, Jennifer naturally slips into a pool with her clothes on, takes some off, shows off some faptastic funbags, and just looks all around Nordic passion inducing for the cameras. I’m not sure who spent the art ideating time coming up with the need for clothes in the pool, but at least they had the decency to let Jennifer unleash a bit of her raw nekkid chest puppy power that makes this one of my favorite pictorials of the week. If my Swedish were better, I’d say something naughty that means me hungry beaver, you tree. But it isn’t. Enjoy.

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Charlotte McKinney Holds Her Own Nursing Degrees

Do you happen to like hot sextastic nurses holding their own ginormous melons in an attempt to take your temperature from across the room? Yeah, I know you do. Then prepare to fall deep into a semi-cramping but pleasantly painful kind of lust for blonde bombshell model Charlotte McKinney in Galore magazine.

People are naturally comparing Charlotte to Kate Upton because of her Instagram fame, Guess jeans modeling, and something about those XXL funbags of hers that makes every man and Sapphic leaning woman in the house reflexivley make motorboat noises. If Charlotte really were a nurse, I’d find a way to need medical attention daily. Not that I already don’t, but with something sexier than rampant athlete’s foot. Good Charlotte, Good God! Enjoy.

Berit Birkeland Topless Minnesotan Beach Girl Hotness for Galore

 
Berit Topless Beach Shoot for Galore Magazine
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If you happen to love your tall blonde Nordic types from the upper Midwest, prepare to fall in lust with young fair-haired model Berit Birkeland, or just Berit, as she’s known in the fashion modeling pro circuit, featured this month quite topless and udderly delicious in Galore magazine.

It’s not often that I come across a girl that steals my heart and loins in one fell swoop. Maybe thrice a day at most. Put this lovely funbagged lass well into that camp. I could easily see taking her to meet my parents so they can say to me, wait, I thought you were gay. Well, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but, no, it’s girls like Berit and their outstanding bodies that make me swoon and flutter. With a heavy lean toward the fluttering. Be still my tender bits. Berit, I am so damn glad to meet you. Enjoy.

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Alyssa Arce Sexy in Galore Magazine Summer 2014

Sextastially hot model Alyssa Arce took some prob active pics for Galore magazine. She wears a series of swimsuits and skimpy clothing. First of all, let me state the obvious: she has a spectacular pair of funbags. They are like two ripe melons that I would like to suckle on. She looks curvy and perfect in a swimsuit. In the pics with the short cutoffs display her long silky legs.

But the best picture is the one with her naked and covered topless. Sweet Jesus, she is freakin sexy. I’ve been staring at this pic for half an hour. There is a pool of drool on the table like a panting dog on a hot day. Ew.

Rachel Mortenson Puts Her Whole Hot Body into Ball Sports in Galore

Up and coming lingerie model Rachel Mortenson has taken the next step toward building a permanent home in the caverns of my libido by turning to the sprayed wet and oil rendition of various sextastic athletic gear poses. Oh, my. That killer tush on Rachel Mortenson combined with a racktastic that seems as if it was sculpted by the gods high atop Olympus, six points.  I think you know what a sucker I am for hot girls in sports unis. That damn lucky boy bar on he bike. Oh, to be a metallic inanimate object within sweaty distance of Rachel’s alluring lady parts.

Bravo to the fine work of the people at Galore magazine for recognizing that driving men crazy isn’t all that complicated. Wicked fine woman. Sweet curvaceous body. And, naturally, a baseball bat. Enjoy.

Valeriya Planidina Topless Pimping Denim, As It Should Be

 
Valeriya Planidina Topless Shoot by Andrew Kuykendall
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In my never ending effort to make sure you’ve seen the bare boobtastic of all the girls you see strutting the catwalk at Fashion Week and on the pages of fashion magazines you peruse while waiting in the dentists office, I present the quite delectable Russian model hottie Valeriya Planidina.

Valeriya is one of the fast rising stars of the haute couture and now featured in this topless pictorial by  Andrew Kuykendall for Galore Magazine. It’s called ‘Denim’ because Valeriya’s covered in denim. But it’s the uncovered parts that intrigue me the most. So I might change the title to ‘Ogle Worthy Hot Nekkid Lady Parts’. Sort of that glass is half full, half empty thing. In my perception, see incredibly sextastic women partially naked means the glass is totally full. I’m an optimist. A very horny optimist. Enjoy.