Camel Toe Posts:

Kendall Jenner Booty and Camel Toe Delights in Blessed Stretch Pants Leaving the Gym

Whoa. I feel like this is something of an egg we've sat on for years waiting to hatch and now it's finally cracking. Not that Kendall Jenner and her barely legal Kardashian framed visuals haven't been on mature display for some time. But that's been paid work. Now it's candids. And now it's one sweet workout booty and thanks to the blessed gift of stretch pants, some Kendall Jenner camel toe.

I think this might be the first sighting of such. This must be how one of those European explorers felt when they traveled on a boat named something and found something far away. I must admit, I didn't pay much attention in history class, so you fill in the blanks. As for me, I'd prefer to discover the mysteries of the sextastic female body, including now grown up model and hot commodity, Kendall Jenner, showing off her fun bits all sweaty and workout like. She's a keeper. I love a good camel toe in the morning! Enjoy.

Sophia Bush Camel Toe Yet More Untold Stretch Pants Blessings

As you know, I've begun a campaign to get the inventor of yoga pants to win some kind of international tribute for his or her changing the literal shape of the sextastic landscape. With just the subtle cut of some Lycra we suddenly have oft intimate views into the lady nest landscape of so many of our favorite sextastic celebrities. Including now Sophia Bush who look ready to hit the gym and get all sweaty.

Sophia Bush really is one of our underrated Hollywood treasures, well, Sophia and her camel toe both desperately undervalued. Her camel toe at least seems to be striking back with some public ferociousness. If you listen closely, I think you can hear it singing. I probably will have to get a little closer. Bless you once again, stretch pants inventor. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Camel Toe Sextastic Time in Miami

Arianny Celeste never ceases to make us feel the subtle tingle of ten million years of male evolution. I think that's about the right number. Since rising from the primordial goo, it's all been leading up to this point, the sight of the wickedly hot UFC ring girl wet in a green bikini along the South Florida shoreline flashing a little toe of the ship of the desert. I'm glad I came along the evolutionary chain when we have eyeballs and gonads and the ability to fully delight in the titillation of just such a hot bikini body vision.

Whatever that special magic is that makes men want to reproduce in the moment, Arianny certainly has it fluttering all about her like pixie dust. Wow. I do so lust her. Even though that passion may never be reciprocated, that makes it no less special or easily ignored in nighttime fantasies. Of which there shall be plenty tonight. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Camel Toe Pouts Sweaty and Proud Outside Gym

Ashley Greene, you work it girl. Excuse me, Ashley Greene camel toe, you work it girl. The sextastic actress and all around belusted girl in oversized sunglasses has been ripping it up a few notches at the gym of late, losing some soft padding and adding some long lean muscle, now the least of which seems to be contracting and pouting betwixt the Y of her tight and blessed yoga pants. Oh, baby, how those Lycra leggings do giveth and taketh away our hearts.

Ashley add a little booty view just to complete the scene, and let the paparazzi, nay, the world, know that she's even hotter when she's all toned and sweaty. As if we needed a reminder. Still, we'll definitely take it. Ahoy, Ship of the Desert, good day to you kind cleft. Enjoy.

Deimante Guobyte Bikini Camel Toe Steps Up Her Miami Heat Factor

I've been saying that the girls in Miami need to figure out ways to distinguish themselves from the pack. Being wicked hot is barely just enough anymore. So bravo to Deimante Guobyte for adding the element of the bikini bottom camel toe to her already impressive resume of fine female form all over hotness, including a thumper that deserves recognition before the blue ribbon committee.

I happen to find it quite nice when amazingly sextastic models show me all their fun parts I likely will never be exploring in any personal detail. The same way I like to look at menus outside fancy restaurants I can't afford. It's vicariously appealing. Today, I'm appealing down Deimante's bikini bottoms. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Keeps on Working the Stretch Pants Workouts, Can Camel Toe Come Out and Play?

Anne Hathaway must be feeling good about her workout routines of late. She's just everywhere around town sweating up a storm, showing off her friendly camel toe in stretch pants and sweaty tight tops. I'm glad she's feeling good about her body, it's working out well for the both of us.

While outside of the occasional intentional commando slip, Anne tends to the very conservative hippy side of public wardrobe, this recent Renaissance of her revealing her female form all moist in public certainly is a delightful turn. It started on her Hawaiian vacation last month and just keeps right on rolling. Obviously, we could use a little more something something, but you have to be excited about the direction the arrow is moving. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Flashes Her First Barely Legal Camel Toe, This Is a Big Day

Let's be honest, the Kendall Jenner future doesn't hold lots of graduations, so let's celebrate when the taller hotter Kardashian reaches the milestones important in her world. Like her first official camel toe. Well, the first we can talk about if not respectfully, then legally. Which helps.

Kendall was on a hike with her sister Khloe who somehow got omitted from these photos, decked out in some blessedly tight stretch pants and tight tee no less. And, well, blood flow during exercise and even the slender, wardrobe assisted girls are going to be flashing some serious toe outline. Kendall did also give a brief, but sweet look at her taut derriere, which I would call bonus viewing. Once again, I'd like to thank stretch pants for making this world a much better place to have the gift of sight, if not someday, touch. Enjoy.