Camel Toe Posts:

Kelly Brook Superb Tight Stretch Pants for the Booty Side and Camel Toe Peeping Win

Kelly Brook continues to invade both Los Angeles and my thoughts as she struts about daily in various and sundry super tight stretch pants barely containing her ample booty, and in some cases, flashing signs of the toe of the luscious camel in the front. Oh, yes, it's quite obvious to see Kelly's lady parts are in full working and receptive order. Complete with post workout sweat. I'd say that's just about the perfect picture.

I knew Kelly Brook was in my neighborhood long before I read about it anywhere. My Spidey-senses tingle at the proximity of her two hands full scoops of bodacious booty. The fact she's flaunting her asstastic within a few clicks of my location has my hands fluttering and barely able to type. Maybe it's lust, maybe it's gravity, but something is definitely tugging at not my heart strings. Kelly, keep up the fine work. And stretch pants, bless you once more. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff’s Camel Toe Got A Workout

Actress and singer Hillary Duff was spotted leaving the gym in LA sporting some serious camel toe. There is a caravan's worth of camel toe happening in her pants. You can pretty much see all of the delicate contours of her lady bits. You can also see through her shirt to her sports bra. I do so love what these wacky girls wear to the gym. I don't know how practical they are but they sure look good in them. I remember being told that you should exercise in loose fitting clothes for maximum mobility. Then again, maybe they just told me that because I don't look like Hilary Duff. Hilary is exceptionally hot. I remember back when she was a teenager playing Lizzie Maguire and thinking, "One day you will be older and I won't feel bad thinking that you are sexy".

Maybe she was coming from a yoga class. It's my experience that yoga causes camel toe more than any other exercise. Upward facing camel toe.

Jennifer Lopez Level Six Camel Toe in Black Stretch Pants in Manhattan

Boy, all the big names were flashing something something this weekend in Manhattan. Why not hot MILFy mama Jennifer Lopez in some blessed stretch pants showing off a little toe of the camel that bit her. Or bit me. Or used to bite her dancer boyfriend until recently.

Jennifer is certainly not above some rife and rampant body exhibition, though we've not seen her in the wildly popular yoga pants really before. While I must castigate the paparazzi for not taking the time to circle around her plump derriere side, catching J-Lo and hints of her Spandex covered lady nest certainly is a solid day's work. If Jennifer started wiggling and dancing in those booty hugging pants, I'd probably have some kind of happy seizure. Enjoy.

Juno Temple Camel Toe Leggy on Set of ‘Black Mass’

I like Juno Temple. And not just because she likes to get nekkid in her film roles. Though, that is a large part of it. She just exudes that kind of oddball energy like a young Christopher Walken, if Walken had a curvy body like Juno he liked to show off onscreen.

Filming the movie Black Mass, Juno was in wardrobe of some snugging tight shorts that showed off her powerful legs as well as the toe of the camel betwixt her vice like upper legs. I miss those kinds of shorts on girls. I think they're actually coming back because I keep seeing them on hot ladies, though I can'r recall if it's been in reality or in those 70's Charlie's Angels style flashbacks I have regularly. Man, the 70's knew how to make shorts for women. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Camel Toe Leaks, Err, Painted Lady Nest Appears from the Sports Illustrated Unedited Bikini Files

 

Updated: Yes, corrected, that is a painted on bikini bottom, so technically, not a camel toe, just a slice of heaven!

Now, I never know exactly what to believe on the Internet these days. It's not like the old days when the Internet was young and innocent and you could believe everything you saw or read.

But, so many of you EgoReaders blessedly pointed us in the direction of this Kate Upton bikini camel toe mega toe of the camel reveal from an apparently un-airbrushed number SI accidentally posted to their Swim Daily outpost. It's hard to believe anybody could have missed this mesmerizing thong cleft on this even more mesmerizing woman. Or even more so, that once seeing it, somebody felt the need not to share its wonderment with the world any longer. But, suffice it to say, the Kate Upton camel toe to end all camel toes is here and in your face. Enjoy.

Lisa Rinna Leaves Yoga Class With Serious Camel Toe

Soap legend Lisa Rinna was spotted outside of a Studio City yoga studio with some fairly fabulous camel toe. She was sporting an extremely tight pair of green yoga pants that showed off every curve of her girl parts. Those pants were so tight that I'm surprised she was even able to get into downward facing dog or crouching hedgehog or whatever. She was definitely able to achieve upward facing camel, that's for sure. But all that yoga is paying off. Lisa is in amazing shape. If you can take your eyes off the camel toe long enough to look south at her killer thigh gap you can see that she's kept it tight. She's married to Mad Men star Harry Hamlin. That dude is one lucky SOB. First he got to ride Pegasus in the original Clash of the Titans and then he got to go home to Lisa all these years. Some guys get all the breaks.

I think I'm going to start going to yoga class. You know...for my health and spirit and chakras and stuff. It's not so I can check out ladies in their tight Lululemons.

On Alessandra Ambrosio’s Camel Toe And Thigh Gap

Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted leaving yoga class with a massive case of camel toe. Seriously, you could see this camel toe from space without need of a telescope like the Great Wall of China. The delicate folds of her lady bits were clear to see in her tight metallic green yoga pants. I'm not sure if she tried them on before she bought them, but she did leave the house in them so I can only assume that the camel toe helps her achieve downward facing dog better. But let's discuss her thigh gap. It's breathtaking. It's like her thighs are in different time zones. The space between them reminds me of one of those redwoods in Yosemite with the hole cut in them that you can drive a car through. Of course, you can't drive a real car through her thigh gap but I bet a Hot Wheels could pass through with ease.

Alessandra is one of our major crushes here at Egotastic. Not that I would know what to say to her if I met her. I'd probably just stare and start drooling like a dog waiting for a Beggin Strip.