Camel Toe

Caya Hefner Wet White Shirt And Bikini Bottoms In Malibu

Professional hot person Caya Hefner showed off her jubblies in a wet white shirt for storied purveyors of water and half-naked women 138 Water. We all know what happens when white shirts get wet but rarely is the result as good as this. It helps that Caya has a truly remarkable pair of ta-tas. They are like two overripe melons that are just begging to be squeezed. As if all of that sexy goodness wasn’t enough, you also get a nice view of her luscious booty. Her cheeks are splendid, a true work of art. She has the kind of booty that if you were in its presence you would have to give it a good smack. But you shouldn’t do that without permission. That’s how fools end up in jail.

You don’t see enough wet t-shirt contests anymore. I feel like they were all the rage in the 80′s, at least if horny teen movies are to be believed. I think the wet t-shirt is prime for a comeback.

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Megan Fox Camel Toe Flashes Signs of Life in Her Gym Tights

Aw, mom. You’re never too grown up to sport some camel toe in tights in public. I don’t care how much Megan Fox has retreated from the sextastic spotlight since marrying Brian Austin-Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) and bearing him children. She will always be Foxy to me. And, she will always be into blessed stretch pants pulled up tight into her personal cubicle.

I certainly miss the old Megan Fox something awful. She had a run there like nobody’s business for several years. Then life’s circumstances caused her to change paths, which I can respect, but still not be very happy with. I’d like to think that with so many years of hotness left in the tank, Megan will return to us gentleman oglers one day in half shirts and short dresses and lingerie and less. Without hope, what do we have? Okay, well yes, tons of archival pictures. And the occasional camel toe in the Valley. So not completely bereft. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift Camel Toe Shuts Down Hollywood Boulevard

Taylor Swift had a very big stage to fill. All of Hollywood Boulevard which was blocked off in front of the Jimmy Kimmel show for a much promoted musical performance from the leggy pop star. She did not disappoint in the exhibition department, at least for Taylor Swift, with some long legs, bare midriff, bra top, and some quite lovely narrow camel toe on display for the audience. You can’t wear that kind of get up on national television without working out most every nook and cranny of your female form, including that lady cleft.

I’m not sure Taylor intended to show off quite as much as she did, but I’m going to have a little happy cry regardless. Taylor never slips up when it comes to wardrobe, so we take our Swift peeks where and whenever we can get them. I’d call this memorable. In fact, my libido is filing it away now under T.Swift happy parts. Not so random accessed memory. Thank you, Taylor Swift. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Camel Toe Bounds Like a Joey Down Under

Iggy Azalea is doing everything big these days. Big records, big audiences, big scandals, and yesterday in Los Angeles, big camel toe. You know I’ve always got my eyes peeled for the eye of the camel as it is, but when you’re wearing super tight bright orange shorts and your fully loaded buttside is stretching them super tight around your frontside, well, the camel toe red alert sirens just go off by themselves. Iggy’s cleft almost sucked those entire shorts up in into her happy parts. That would’ve been a sight.

Say what you want about Iggy Azalea, she puts on a solid exhibition, on stage, in public, and perhaps on tape according to her ex-boyfriend slash producer. I admire a woman who loves to put on a good show and bring smiles to complete strangers. What have you done to make a million people happy today? You see how I turned that on you. Iggy for Camel Toe President. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Pilates Stretch Show In Brentwood

The always hot Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her stretchiness at a pilates studio in Brentwood. The lady of my dreams wore a tight pair of yoga pants that were quite…revealing. Yes, there was some of toe of the camel, my friends. You could see the outline of her lady nest very clearly through her pants. All that stretching and sweating will cause stuff to ride up on you. Pilates must be doing something right because I am a big fan of her core. She’s so toned and perfect it makes me want to slap a cat, (no cats were harmed during Jack’s ogling of Alessandra Ambrosio). The top was also tight around those lovely Alessandra boobies that I love so much. I’ve got to fly to LA and sign up to take classes at this same pilates place so I can watch her stretch in tight clothes in person.

Yes, I have been known to exercise when I have the right motivation and what better incentive could I have than Alessandra’s hotness?

Vanessa Hudgens Sports Some Camel Toe In LA

The always lovely Vanessa Hudgens showed off some serious camel toe in LA. She was sporting a pair of thin brown tights that were quite form fitting. One of the forms that could clearly be discerned through the tights was her lady bits. I do so like a camel toe on a hot woman. In normal life you regularly see their cleavage but their swimsuit area is always covered up. Camel toe is like cleavage in your pants. What is great about Vanessa is that she often has problems with camel toe. Well, I don’t know if you would call it a problem. I’m certainly OK with it. The tights also hugged and accentuated her nice, round booty. All that yoga or whatever that she always seems to be doing is paying off butt dividends.

I think Vanessa should get a bronze mold taken of her camel toe and donate it to a museum. I would gladly go to the Getty Museum to see her swimsuit area on display.

Alessandra Ambrosio Goes To Her Morning Yoga Class In Tights

The ever gorgeous Alessandra Ambrosio was looking hot as F in a pair of tights on her way to yoga. Yoga is the ancient art that teaches women how to be all bendy and sport a camel toe in Lululemon tights. At least, that’s the type of yoga Alessandra is into. I’m quite sure that when she bends over to do downward facing dog you see the outline of her upward facing kitty cat, if you get my meaning. One can only hope that it was one of those hot yoga classes to add to the sweaty fun. Of course, she doesn’t have to do much to get our motor running. Alessandra looks good in anything. A bikini, tights, an evening dress. I’m pretty sure she could make a potato sack look sexy.

I hear that yoga is supposed to lead to enlightenment through stretching or something. All I know is that Alessandra in tight tights is all the Nirvana I need.