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Vanessa Hudgens Camel Toe Provides a Glimpse of Sweaty Desert Delights

By Bill Swift | May 15, 2013 @ 9:09 am

Vanessa Hudgens Shows Cameltoe in Yoga Pants in Studio City

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Well, it's about time the pouty lips came back on one of our favorite regular yoga-goers, all-around minxy hottie Vanessa Hudgens. A young woman who has taken her body fitness routine rather seriously the past couple of years, including yoga and Pilates and the entire celebrity workout circuit, not to mention sheer stretch pants to help us oglers help ourselves.

Vanessa Hudgens camel toe isn't just for breakfast anymore. Though, you know, I would throw out all four boxes of Cap'n Crunch cereal on my counter if I had the option to upgrade to Hudgens-toe. Enjoy.

EERILY REMINISCENT OF EMILY BLUNT CAMEL TOE IN YOGA PANTS

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Clinging Yoga Pants Provide Camel Toe and Asstastic Dreams

By Bill Swift | January 22, 2013 @ 8:58 am

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Booty in Yoga Pants in West Hollywood

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RHW Topless

Rosie takes off her top for the bottom loving Tush. 8 Photos »

Once again, it's yoga stretch pants for the win!

The ridiculously hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doesn't just get her long lean toned body by praying to the pagan forest gods or drinking a sixer of domestic beer every afternoon. Trust me, that's how I do it and it doesn't work. Nope, Rosie needs to hit the gym for some serious stretching and bending and that means some serious yoga pants time, which when mixed with a heated workout, the right sunlight, and our well-timed cameras, some delicious camel toe and asstastic views of RHW for all of us to collectively leer.

Oh, inventor of yoga pants, how badly I want to shake your hand. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Stretch Pants for Cameltoe Delights

By Bill Swift | November 14, 2012 @ 2:40 pm

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Heads to the Gym in LA Wearing Tight Workout Gear

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We started the day by ogling Rosie Huntington-Whiteley being molested (in our minds) by TSA security and we're bookending the day by an even finer inspection of the wicked hot supermodel decked out in blessed stretch pants and workout gear and flashing a healthy amount of her Lycra covered lady nest.

While we burn more celebratory candles for the inventor of the stretch pants, we invite you to ogle Rosie as you would if you were her Transportation Security Administrator. Enjoy.

ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY BIKINIS IN MIAMI

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Blue and White Bikini in Miami

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Did We Almost Overlook Some Taylor Swift Cameltoe?

By Bill Swift | October 24, 2012 @ 3:30 pm

Nobody has sharper or dirtier minds than the Egotastic! readership. The combo is quite deadly.

Thanks to the many of you who wrote in to mention note of some possible, if not likely, cameltoe -licious exhibition in her pants by Taylor Swift as she entered the David Letterman Show last night. We were so excited by her sheer top, we completely overlooked Swifty's vajayjay. Mea culpa. Enjoy.

Emily Blunt Camel-Toe-A-Licous Leaving Gym in Tight Workout Gear

By Bill Swift | August 31, 2012 @ 10:27 am

Emily Blunt Leaving a Gym in Tight Workout Gear in West Hollywood

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Emily Blunt doesn't get nearly the attention she deserves for her hot looks and her highly maintained hard body.

And her vagina doesn't get nearly the attention it deserves either. Emily Blunt has become one of the Hollywood mistresses of the stretch pants in the past couple of years, the skin tight crotch grabbers that inevitably lead a camel to water, and definitely make it drink. While I'm sure John Krasinski is giving the pet beave plenty of newlywed type attention, it certainly deserves some more public recognition for peeking it's nose out in public. Enjoy.

EMILY BLUNT, HER OMNIPRESENT STRETCH PANTS, AND CAMEL TOE GOODNESS

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Jennifer Lawrence Tight Top and Camel Toe Reveals the Shape of Things to Come

By Bill Swift | August 9, 2012 @ 8:22 am

Jennifer Lawrence Heads to the Gym in Tight Workout Gear

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Oh, lucky lucky day. And residual blessings to the inventor of those skin tight yoga pants.

Let's begin upstairs, shall we? Wherein our belusted Jennifer Lawrence wore an unusually form fitting see-through workout top to reveal her chesty goodness, her vastly underrated buxomness mostly because she rarely flaunts it, but when we get even a hint of that full top, we immediately empty our tanks.

And, those bottoms, skin tight around every wonderful curve and cleave of the region of Jennifer's body we simply refer to as 'heaven pie'. Just a chance to sneak a peek into the doorway of our dreams, well, that's our kind of workout.

Jennifer Lawrence, you are one good looking woman. Enjoy.

JENNIFER'S SHEER TOPS ARE LIKE A WINDOW ONTO DREAMLAND

Jennifer Lawrence See-Through Top at Whole Foods

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Mariah Carey Camel Toe Inspired Many A Vienna Sausage During Austrian Concert

By Bill Swift | May 1, 2012 @ 8:54 am

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Oh, Mariah Carey. You do slay us.

The Jenny Craiger was in Europe renewing vows with her Nickelodeon young husband this past weekend and made a stop in Austria for a concert performance in the Alps to show off her new, slimmer momma figure in her red stretch tight pants, flashing all kinds of camel toe to a crowd of mountain folk who stood and gaped them own selves.

We've always had a thing for Mariah, even the fatter Mariah was kind of hot, but now, all back into her sausage casing outfits and flashing her lips on stage, well, we have a new appreciation for the new mom. Enjoy.