Camel Toe

Taylor Swift Camel Toe Shuts Down Hollywood Boulevard

Taylor Swift had a very big stage to fill. All of Hollywood Boulevard which was blocked off in front of the Jimmy Kimmel show for a much promoted musical performance from the leggy pop star. She did not disappoint in the exhibition department, at least for Taylor Swift, with some long legs, bare midriff, bra top, and some quite lovely narrow camel toe on display for the audience. You can’t wear that kind of get up on national television without working out most every nook and cranny of your female form, including that lady cleft.

I’m not sure Taylor intended to show off quite as much as she did, but I’m going to have a little happy cry regardless. Taylor never slips up when it comes to wardrobe, so we take our Swift peeks where and whenever we can get them. I’d call this memorable. In fact, my libido is filing it away now under T.Swift happy parts. Not so random accessed memory. Thank you, Taylor Swift. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Camel Toe Bounds Like a Joey Down Under

Iggy Azalea is doing everything big these days. Big records, big audiences, big scandals, and yesterday in Los Angeles, big camel toe. You know I’ve always got my eyes peeled for the eye of the camel as it is, but when you’re wearing super tight bright orange shorts and your fully loaded buttside is stretching them super tight around your frontside, well, the camel toe red alert sirens just go off by themselves. Iggy’s cleft almost sucked those entire shorts up in into her happy parts. That would’ve been a sight.

Say what you want about Iggy Azalea, she puts on a solid exhibition, on stage, in public, and perhaps on tape according to her ex-boyfriend slash producer. I admire a woman who loves to put on a good show and bring smiles to complete strangers. What have you done to make a million people happy today? You see how I turned that on you. Iggy for Camel Toe President. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Pilates Stretch Show In Brentwood

The always hot Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her stretchiness at a pilates studio in Brentwood. The lady of my dreams wore a tight pair of yoga pants that were quite…revealing. Yes, there was some of toe of the camel, my friends. You could see the outline of her lady nest very clearly through her pants. All that stretching and sweating will cause stuff to ride up on you. Pilates must be doing something right because I am a big fan of her core. She’s so toned and perfect it makes me want to slap a cat, (no cats were harmed during Jack’s ogling of Alessandra Ambrosio). The top was also tight around those lovely Alessandra boobies that I love so much. I’ve got to fly to LA and sign up to take classes at this same pilates place so I can watch her stretch in tight clothes in person.

Yes, I have been known to exercise when I have the right motivation and what better incentive could I have than Alessandra’s hotness?

Vanessa Hudgens Sports Some Camel Toe In LA

The always lovely Vanessa Hudgens showed off some serious camel toe in LA. She was sporting a pair of thin brown tights that were quite form fitting. One of the forms that could clearly be discerned through the tights was her lady bits. I do so like a camel toe on a hot woman. In normal life you regularly see their cleavage but their swimsuit area is always covered up. Camel toe is like cleavage in your pants. What is great about Vanessa is that she often has problems with camel toe. Well, I don’t know if you would call it a problem. I’m certainly OK with it. The tights also hugged and accentuated her nice, round booty. All that yoga or whatever that she always seems to be doing is paying off butt dividends.

I think Vanessa should get a bronze mold taken of her camel toe and donate it to a museum. I would gladly go to the Getty Museum to see her swimsuit area on display.

Alessandra Ambrosio Goes To Her Morning Yoga Class In Tights

The ever gorgeous Alessandra Ambrosio was looking hot as F in a pair of tights on her way to yoga. Yoga is the ancient art that teaches women how to be all bendy and sport a camel toe in Lululemon tights. At least, that’s the type of yoga Alessandra is into. I’m quite sure that when she bends over to do downward facing dog you see the outline of her upward facing kitty cat, if you get my meaning. One can only hope that it was one of those hot yoga classes to add to the sweaty fun. Of course, she doesn’t have to do much to get our motor running. Alessandra looks good in anything. A bikini, tights, an evening dress. I’m pretty sure she could make a potato sack look sexy.

I hear that yoga is supposed to lead to enlightenment through stretching or something. All I know is that Alessandra in tight tights is all the Nirvana I need.

Kelly Brook Superb Tight Stretch Pants for the Booty Side and Camel Toe Peeping Win

Kelly Brook continues to invade both Los Angeles and my thoughts as she struts about daily in various and sundry super tight stretch pants barely containing her ample booty, and in some cases, flashing signs of the toe of the luscious camel in the front. Oh, yes, it’s quite obvious to see Kelly’s lady parts are in full working and receptive order. Complete with post workout sweat. I’d say that’s just about the perfect picture.

I knew Kelly Brook was in my neighborhood long before I read about it anywhere. My Spidey-senses tingle at the proximity of her two hands full scoops of bodacious booty. The fact she’s flaunting her asstastic within a few clicks of my location has my hands fluttering and barely able to type. Maybe it’s lust, maybe it’s gravity, but something is definitely tugging at not my heart strings. Kelly, keep up the fine work. And stretch pants, bless you once more. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff’s Camel Toe Got A Workout

Actress and singer Hillary Duff was spotted leaving the gym in LA sporting some serious camel toe. There is a caravan’s worth of camel toe happening in her pants. You can pretty much see all of the delicate contours of her lady bits. You can also see through her shirt to her sports bra. I do so love what these wacky girls wear to the gym. I don’t know how practical they are but they sure look good in them. I remember being told that you should exercise in loose fitting clothes for maximum mobility. Then again, maybe they just told me that because I don’t look like Hilary Duff. Hilary is exceptionally hot. I remember back when she was a teenager playing Lizzie Maguire and thinking, “One day you will be older and I won’t feel bad thinking that you are sexy”.

Maybe she was coming from a yoga class. It’s my experience that yoga causes camel toe more than any other exercise. Upward facing camel toe.