Camel Toe Posts:

Alessandra Ambrosio Takes Her Camel Toe Out for a Salon Visit

By Bill Swift | December 3, 2013 @ 10:05 am
Alessandra Ambrosio Wears Leggings to the Nail Salon in Brentwood
Alessandra Ambrosio Wears Leggings to the Nail Salon in Brentwood
Alessandra Ambrosio Wears Leggings to the Nail Salon in Brentwood
Alessandra Ambrosio Wears Leggings to the Nail Salon in Brentwood
Alessandra Ambrosio Wears Leggings to the Nail Salon in Brentwood
Alessandra Ambrosio Wears Leggings to the Nail Salon in Brentwood
Alessandra Ambrosio Wears Leggings to the Nail Salon in Brentwood
Alessandra Ambrosio Wears Leggings to the Nail Salon in Brentwood
Alessandra Ambrosio Wears Leggings to the Nail Salon in Brentwood
View the Gallery / 9 Photos »

It seems like a natural win-win situation. Uber-hottie Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio gets to spend some quality time dolling herself up at the salon, we get to see Alessandra in skin tight leggings, flashing her long toned legs and blessed camel toe at their point of intersection.

Once again, the inventor of stretch pants deserves our eternal gratitude, and maybe even that Lululemon jagoff deserves some recognition for keeping them expensive enough to make even the celebrity ladies flashing toe in public. I'm not prepared to shake hands, but I will most definitely light a candle and say a little thanks this season of giving. You know, while I'm staring at Alessandra's crotchal region like it's an Olympic sport. Enjoy.

ALESSANDRA LOVES TO WEAR HER STRETCH TIGHT YOGA PANTS ABOUT TOWN
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes to Yoga Class in Tight Stretch Pants
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes to Yoga Class in Tight Stretch Pants
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes to Yoga Class in Tight Stretch Pants
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes to Yoga Class in Tight Stretch Pants
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes to Yoga Class in Tight Stretch Pants
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes to Yoga Class in Tight Stretch Pants
9 Photos »
Posted Under: ,

Cara Santana Braves the Chill L.A. Climates to Take Her Camel Toe for a Walk

By Bill Swift | November 25, 2013 @ 8:39 am
Cara Santana Camel Toe Under Her Purple Leggings in Studio City
Cara Santana Camel Toe Under Her Purple Leggings in Studio City
Cara Santana Camel Toe Under Her Purple Leggings in Studio City
Cara Santana Camel Toe Under Her Purple Leggings in Studio City
Cara Santana Camel Toe Under Her Purple Leggings in Studio City
Cara Santana Camel Toe Under Her Purple Leggings in Studio City
Cara Santana Camel Toe Under Her Purple Leggings in Studio City
Cara Santana Camel Toe Under Her Purple Leggings in Studio City
Cara Santana Camel Toe Under Her Purple Leggings in Studio City
View the Gallery / 11 Photos »

The minute the temperatures drop below 65 here in L.A., you notice a rather dramatic drop-off in people taking their dogs out for walks. Poor little Buckaroo. It's why I applaud TV actress Cara Santana for strapping on some tight stretch pants, pulling them up snug around her crotch, and talking the pet camel toe out for a little stroll in the Fall air.

An exercised toe is a happy toe, and when you can flash just a sample of the outline of your lady nest in public, it's quite ecstatic, though it's possible I'm projecting my own personal feelings here. I love a good camel toe on a brisk morning. So much better than coffee. Enjoy.

MAriAH CAREY KNOWS THAT EVEN IN THE CHILL, ThE ToE NEEDS SOME AIRING
Mariah Carey Camel Toe in Red Pants
Mariah Carey Camel Toe in Red Pants
Mariah Carey Camel Toe in Red Pants
Mariah Carey Camel Toe in Red Pants
Mariah Carey Camel Toe in Red Pants
Mariah Carey Camel Toe in Red Pants
12 Photos »
Posted Under: ,

Miley Cyrus Delivers Camel Toe Performance at MTV European Music Awards

By Bill Swift | November 11, 2013 @ 7:55 am
Miley Cyrus Camel Toe Performance at MTV EMAs in Amsterdam
Miley Cyrus Camel Toe Performance at MTV EMAs in Amsterdam
Miley Cyrus Camel Toe Performance at MTV EMAs in Amsterdam
Miley Cyrus Camel Toe Performance at MTV EMAs in Amsterdam
Miley Cyrus Camel Toe Performance at MTV EMAs in Amsterdam
Miley Cyrus Camel Toe Performance at MTV EMAs in Amsterdam
Miley Cyrus Camel Toe Performance at MTV EMAs in Amsterdam
Miley Cyrus Camel Toe Performance at MTV EMAs in Amsterdam
Miley Cyrus Camel Toe Performance at MTV EMAs in Amsterdam
View the Gallery / 13 Photos »

Never count out Miley Cyrus when it comes to leaving her mark on a music awards show. The controversial former Hannah Montana pulled a leotard camel toe out of her bag of tricks to dazzle the Dutch audience hosting the MTV European Music Awards over the weekend. She also literally pulled a joint out of her bag and started toking, though I'm told in Amsterdam that is done by most every mom who dropped their kids off at the show as well.

We'll stick with the toe, and Miley, keeping up her album sales and high profile with extended use of her exhibitionist body. She's got a rep now, it's forever interesting to see how she keeps herself show-off relevant. Hello, toe. Goodbye musical heart. Enjoy.

IT WAS TWO YEARS AGO MILEY'S TOE MADE ANOTHER CONCERT APPEARANCE
27 Photos »
Posted Under: ,

Vanessa Hudgens Bright Tights Flash Toe of the Camel in the Big Apple

By Bill Swift | November 8, 2013 @ 8:49 am
Vanessa Hudgens Wearing Tights in NYC
Vanessa Hudgens Wearing Tights in NYC
Vanessa Hudgens Wearing Tights in NYC
Vanessa Hudgens Wearing Tights in NYC
Vanessa Hudgens Wearing Tights in NYC
Vanessa Hudgens Wearing Tights in NYC
Vanessa Hudgens Wearing Tights in NYC
Vanessa Hudgens Wearing Tights in NYC
Vanessa Hudgens Wearing Tights in NYC
View the Gallery / 11 Photos »

Got my phone. Check. Got my wallet. Check. Cute hot girl glasses. Check. Tight purple stretch pants squeezing my lady parts? Check check check. Once again, stretch pants win the day as we catch a little peek of minxy hot Vanessa Hudgens and her Hidden Valley Ranch area. Not something you'd expect just strolling down the street in New York City, albeit bright purple is no way to go unnoticed when you're flashing toe.

Again, we give thanks to the inventor of stretch pants, the men and women who perfected camera lenses, and to Vanessa Hudgens herself who must've felt a little pleasant snug pulling on her tights and thought to herself, 'Yep, I'm good to go.' Enjoy.

WE LOVE A GOOD CAMEL TOE IN THE MORNING ON THE LIKES OF IRINA SHAYK
Irina Shayk Camel Toe and Booty in Tight Workout Pants in NYC
Irina Shayk Camel Toe and Booty in Tight Workout Pants in NYC
Irina Shayk Camel Toe and Booty in Tight Workout Pants in NYC
Irina Shayk Camel Toe and Booty in Tight Workout Pants in NYC
Irina Shayk Camel Toe and Booty in Tight Workout Pants in NYC
Irina Shayk Camel Toe and Booty in Tight Workout Pants in NYC
9 Photos »
Posted Under: ,

Keyara Bikini Camel Toe Puts the Hot Ship of the Desert in Water Advertisement

By Bill Swift | November 5, 2013 @ 11:09 am
Keyara White Hot Bikini on the Beach in Malibu
Keyara White Hot Bikini on the Beach in Malibu
Keyara White Hot Bikini on the Beach in Malibu
Keyara White Hot Bikini on the Beach in Malibu
Keyara White Hot Bikini on the Beach in Malibu
Keyara White Hot Bikini on the Beach in Malibu
Keyara White Hot Bikini on the Beach in Malibu
Keyara White Hot Bikini on the Beach in Malibu
Keyara White Hot Bikini on the Beach in Malibu
View the Gallery / 9 Photos »

I still have no clue what these 138 Water people are doing, I just want them to keep on doing it. Self-described singer and model, Keyara, seems to be a favorite hot bikini model booking for the bottled water company that doesn't seem to sell any bottled water. As a nice bonus for her current turn before the commercial cameras,

Keyara not only brought along her crazy hot bikini body, she threw in some serious bikini bottom toe to remind us that even camels get thirsty. As you will you feel a need to quench upon slowly but carefully examining these Keyara bikini photos. She knows what she's doing. Even if it's for a bottled water nobody seems to be able to find. Enjoy.

KEYARA LOST HER BIKINI TOP IN HER FIRST SHOOT FOR 138
Keyara Loses Her Bikini Top on Malibu Beach
Keyara Loses Her Bikini Top on Malibu Beach
Keyara Loses Her Bikini Top on Malibu Beach
Keyara Loses Her Bikini Top on Malibu Beach
Keyara Loses Her Bikini Top on Malibu Beach
Keyara Loses Her Bikini Top on Malibu Beach
11 Photos »
Posted Under: , ,

Julianne Hough Dips Low in the Yoga Pants for a Little Toe and Lots of Lust

By Bill Swift | November 5, 2013 @ 7:07 am
Julianne Hough in Low-Cut Yoga Pants in LA
Julianne Hough in Low-Cut Yoga Pants in LA
Julianne Hough in Low-Cut Yoga Pants in LA
Julianne Hough in Low-Cut Yoga Pants in LA
Julianne Hough in Low-Cut Yoga Pants in LA
Julianne Hough in Low-Cut Yoga Pants in LA
Julianne Hough in Low-Cut Yoga Pants in LA
Julianne Hough in Low-Cut Yoga Pants in LA
Julianne Hough in Low-Cut Yoga Pants in LA
View the Gallery / 9 Photos »

Somebody wiser than me once said that if you live long enough, you will eventually see everything. So very true. Even the unexpected. Like something better than yoga pants on our favorite sextastic celebrities. That's right, low cut yoga pants. Even better!

Julianne Hough likes to model these low rise stretch pants to and from workouts. The snug low cut view still provides a little camel toe, while also adding more inches of lower midriff, hips, and obviously nicely waxed upper pubic area to the mix. This just goes to show, no matter how glorious an invention, eventually, somebody will come along and invent something even better. Unless Microsoft holds the patent, naturally. Enjoy.

MIRANDA KERR LOVES THE SKIN TIGHT BLACK STRETCH PANTS, SO DO WE
Miranda Kerr Leaves Yoga in Black Stretch Pants
Miranda Kerr Leaves Yoga in Black Stretch Pants
Miranda Kerr Leaves Yoga in Black Stretch Pants
Miranda Kerr Leaves Yoga in Black Stretch Pants
Miranda Kerr Leaves Yoga in Black Stretch Pants
Miranda Kerr Leaves Yoga in Black Stretch Pants
14 Photos »
Posted Under: ,

Nikki Reed Flashes Camel Toe and Booty For More Points on the Yoga Pants Scoreboard

By Bill Swift | October 29, 2013 @ 4:06 pm
Nikki Reed Shows Camel Toe and Booty Under Her Tights in LA
Nikki Reed Shows Camel Toe and Booty Under Her Tights in LA
Nikki Reed Shows Camel Toe and Booty Under Her Tights in LA
Nikki Reed Shows Camel Toe and Booty Under Her Tights in LA
Nikki Reed Shows Camel Toe and Booty Under Her Tights in LA
Nikki Reed Shows Camel Toe and Booty Under Her Tights in LA
Nikki Reed Shows Camel Toe and Booty Under Her Tights in LA
Nikki Reed Shows Camel Toe and Booty Under Her Tights in LA
Nikki Reed Shows Camel Toe and Booty Under Her Tights in LA
View the Gallery / 9 Photos »

If you're the right kind of respectful, and just a little bit lucky, stretch pants will give you the double whammy of both cleavy camel toe and tightly highlighted booty cheeks from some of your favorite sextastic celebrities in one fell swoop. It's like discovering that your most useful tool suddenly has yet another utility. That beer suddenly builds muscles. That's how awesome the yoga pants craze has been for the gentleman ogler.

Take for instance, Twilight hottie Nikki Reed. I guess she's also a singer now that she married the guy from American Idol. What I do know is Nikki likes to be sleeky and smooth when she works out, some nice skintight spandex will do. And do for us a pleasant peek at Nikki's puffy pastry and on the backside, some rather nicely toned buttockal cheeks. I'd call this a win win. Or, in layman's terms, two sides of the coin I will never have. Oh, sad. But also blessed! Enjoy.

OH HOW A LOVE A GOOD CAMEL TOE IN THE MORNING (OR AFTERNOON OR EVE)
Riley Keough Camel Toe in Gray Sweat Pants in LA
Riley Keough Camel Toe in Gray Sweat Pants in LA
Riley Keough Camel Toe in Gray Sweat Pants in LA
Riley Keough Camel Toe in Gray Sweat Pants in LA
Riley Keough Camel Toe in Gray Sweat Pants in LA
Riley Keough Camel Toe in Gray Sweat Pants in LA
9 Photos »
Posted Under: ,