Former soap star Lisa Rinna keeps herself in pretty good shape for 50. Granted, not all of those body parts and complements are exactly half a century old, some definitely from this millennium, nevertheless, she works hard for that body with regular yoga and exercise routines. And for the benefit of the public, she wears the tight stretch pants in bright colors to show off her veteran camel toe, excited from the morning's brisk events.
You know how blessed we already find tight workout pants, but with this new lean toward neon colors, we may soon reach an entirely new plateau of body part exhibition on the part of the heart-pounding workout girls. Lisa Rinna's camel toe wants to be free. Release the toe, Lisa. Let is run free like a filly in the field. We'll be watching that too I'm quite sure. Enjoy.
Kelly Brook Kickboxes and Camel Toes Her Way into L.A. Fitness
Just the knowledge that Kelly Brook is somewhere in my neighborhood right now in stretch pants has kept me awake for 96 straight hours. I might have nodded off for an hour or two during the Winter Olympic Games, but who hasn't? Still, my Spidey-senses are firing on all cylinders, the knowing tingle that the bodacious and curvaceous Kelly Brook is within binocular distance has me on edge.
It probably hasn't eased my suffering that Kelly Brook spent the weekend out and about the local environs, first flashing her camel toe in yoga pants as she hiked nearby, and then moving on to the gym where she kickboxed another buxom lady, I suppose mostly just to test the limits of my passion endurance.
The entire ongoing experience is making my pulse rate fire into the triple digits round the clock. I'm told it's not super healthy, but if I survive two more days, I should own a new Guinness World Record. Maybe then Kelly will realize how special I am, and finally accept my need to be smothered by her sweaty bosom. Without hope, we are nothing. Enjoy.