Camel Toe Posts:

Juno Temple Camel Toe Leggy on Set of ‘Black Mass’

I like Juno Temple. And not just because she likes to get nekkid in her film roles. Though, that is a large part of it. She just exudes that kind of oddball energy like a young Christopher Walken, if Walken had a curvy body like Juno he liked to show off onscreen.

Filming the movie Black Mass, Juno was in wardrobe of some snugging tight shorts that showed off her powerful legs as well as the toe of the camel betwixt her vice like upper legs. I miss those kinds of shorts on girls. I think they're actually coming back because I keep seeing them on hot ladies, though I can'r recall if it's been in reality or in those 70's Charlie's Angels style flashbacks I have regularly. Man, the 70's knew how to make shorts for women. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Camel Toe Leaks, Err, Painted Lady Nest Appears from the Sports Illustrated Unedited Bikini Files

 

Updated: Yes, corrected, that is a painted on bikini bottom, so technically, not a camel toe, just a slice of heaven!

Now, I never know exactly what to believe on the Internet these days. It's not like the old days when the Internet was young and innocent and you could believe everything you saw or read.

But, so many of you EgoReaders blessedly pointed us in the direction of this Kate Upton bikini camel toe mega toe of the camel reveal from an apparently un-airbrushed number SI accidentally posted to their Swim Daily outpost. It's hard to believe anybody could have missed this mesmerizing thong cleft on this even more mesmerizing woman. Or even more so, that once seeing it, somebody felt the need not to share its wonderment with the world any longer. But, suffice it to say, the Kate Upton camel toe to end all camel toes is here and in your face. Enjoy.

Lisa Rinna Leaves Yoga Class With Serious Camel Toe

Soap legend Lisa Rinna was spotted outside of a Studio City yoga studio with some fairly fabulous camel toe. She was sporting an extremely tight pair of green yoga pants that showed off every curve of her girl parts. Those pants were so tight that I'm surprised she was even able to get into downward facing dog or crouching hedgehog or whatever. She was definitely able to achieve upward facing camel, that's for sure. But all that yoga is paying off. Lisa is in amazing shape. If you can take your eyes off the camel toe long enough to look south at her killer thigh gap you can see that she's kept it tight. She's married to Mad Men star Harry Hamlin. That dude is one lucky SOB. First he got to ride Pegasus in the original Clash of the Titans and then he got to go home to Lisa all these years. Some guys get all the breaks.

I think I'm going to start going to yoga class. You know...for my health and spirit and chakras and stuff. It's not so I can check out ladies in their tight Lululemons.

On Alessandra Ambrosio’s Camel Toe And Thigh Gap

Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted leaving yoga class with a massive case of camel toe. Seriously, you could see this camel toe from space without need of a telescope like the Great Wall of China. The delicate folds of her lady bits were clear to see in her tight metallic green yoga pants. I'm not sure if she tried them on before she bought them, but she did leave the house in them so I can only assume that the camel toe helps her achieve downward facing dog better. But let's discuss her thigh gap. It's breathtaking. It's like her thighs are in different time zones. The space between them reminds me of one of those redwoods in Yosemite with the hole cut in them that you can drive a car through. Of course, you can't drive a real car through her thigh gap but I bet a Hot Wheels could pass through with ease.

Alessandra is one of our major crushes here at Egotastic. Not that I would know what to say to her if I met her. I'd probably just stare and start drooling like a dog waiting for a Beggin Strip.

Rita Ora Hot Body and Camel Toe Leaving a London Workout

We really do dig Rita Ora here. I'm sure I've told you I've met her up close and she's really quite an attractive pop diva. Alluring with her blonde locks and exotic looks and a body she's been working out hard since she started showing it off more thoroughly in photoshoots and on stage. Which means trips to the gym on a regular basis. Which means tight yoga pants, naturally. Which means camel toe.

Indeed, Rita Ora was sporting the toe of the ship of the desert in Jolly Old England, much to the delight of the onlookers who were merely gawking at her heavenly top until they took note of her sizable clef under Spandex. I'd like to give another shoutout to the inventor of stretch pants, but an even bigger kudos to Rita Ora for putting in the effort to make our ogling of her that much more rewarding. You are a giver, Rita, and we appreciate that. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Booty and Camel Toe Delights in Blessed Stretch Pants Leaving the Gym

Whoa. I feel like this is something of an egg we've sat on for years waiting to hatch and now it's finally cracking. Not that Kendall Jenner and her barely legal Kardashian framed visuals haven't been on mature display for some time. But that's been paid work. Now it's candids. And now it's one sweet workout booty and thanks to the blessed gift of stretch pants, some Kendall Jenner camel toe.

I think this might be the first sighting of such. This must be how one of those European explorers felt when they traveled on a boat named something and found something far away. I must admit, I didn't pay much attention in history class, so you fill in the blanks. As for me, I'd prefer to discover the mysteries of the sextastic female body, including now grown up model and hot commodity, Kendall Jenner, showing off her fun bits all sweaty and workout like. She's a keeper. I love a good camel toe in the morning! Enjoy.

Sophia Bush Camel Toe Yet More Untold Stretch Pants Blessings

As you know, I've begun a campaign to get the inventor of yoga pants to win some kind of international tribute for his or her changing the literal shape of the sextastic landscape. With just the subtle cut of some Lycra we suddenly have oft intimate views into the lady nest landscape of so many of our favorite sextastic celebrities. Including now Sophia Bush who look ready to hit the gym and get all sweaty.

Sophia Bush really is one of our underrated Hollywood treasures, well, Sophia and her camel toe both desperately undervalued. Her camel toe at least seems to be striking back with some public ferociousness. If you listen closely, I think you can hear it singing. I probably will have to get a little closer. Bless you once again, stretch pants inventor. Enjoy.