Camel Toe Posts:

Kelly Brook Kickboxes and Camel Toes Her Way into L.A. Fitness

Just the knowledge that Kelly Brook is somewhere in my neighborhood right now in stretch pants has kept me awake for 96 straight hours. I might have nodded off for an hour or two during the Winter Olympic Games, but who hasn't? Still, my Spidey-senses are firing on all cylinders, the knowing tingle that the bodacious and curvaceous Kelly Brook is within binocular distance has me on edge.

It probably hasn't eased my suffering that Kelly Brook spent the weekend out and about the local environs, first flashing her camel toe in yoga pants as she hiked nearby, and then moving on to the gym where she kickboxed another buxom lady, I suppose mostly just to test the limits of my passion endurance.

The entire ongoing experience is making my pulse rate fire into the triple digits round the clock. I'm told it's not super healthy, but if I survive two more days, I should own a new Guinness World Record. Maybe then Kelly will realize how special I am, and finally accept my need to be smothered by her sweaty bosom. Without hope, we are nothing. Enjoy.

Lisa Rinna Camel Toe Couldn’t Be Prettier in Pink

Former soap star Lisa Rinna keeps herself in pretty good shape for 50. Granted, not all of those body parts and complements are exactly half a century old, some definitely from this millennium, nevertheless, she works hard for that body with regular yoga and exercise routines. And for the benefit of the public, she wears the tight stretch pants in bright colors to show off her veteran camel toe, excited from the morning's brisk events.

You know how blessed we already find tight workout pants, but with this new lean toward neon colors, we may soon reach an entirely new plateau of body part exhibition on the part of the heart-pounding workout girls. Lisa Rinna's camel toe wants to be free. Release the toe, Lisa. Let is run free like a filly in the field. We'll be watching that too I'm quite sure. Enjoy.

Lea Michelle Booty and Camel Toe Show in Pink Whilst Out for a Jog

Now, many of our favorite sextastic celebrities treat us to the sweaty workout delights of stretch pants, but Lea Michele was kind enough to bring on the pink such that we couldn't possibly miss what lay beneath her sheer, form fitting hiking wardrobe. As blessed as stretch pants are, pink tights might be the ultimate in lady exhibition wear.

Lea Michele really can be quite the alluring little nugget. Not so much when she's singing or talking or all that nonsense. But stretching, exercising, and sweating in yoga pants? Yes, the skills show through, as does a bit of the toe of her sweet friend the camel. Hello, good sir. Enjoy.

Amy Willerton Camel Toe Sweats in Preparion for the London Marathon

If you're going to run a marathon, you're going to need to get your body ready for long stretches of sweaty exertion often without proper hydration. There's no more inspiring figure for such a pursuit than the camel, the ship of the desert who can march long distances in horrible heat without consumption of H20. I guess British former Miss Universe rep Amy Willerton has taken inspiration from the camel, as her own toe was pouting proudly on her warm up runs for the London Marathon up and down Sunset Blvd. here in Los Angeles this past weekend.

Right off the bat, I'm making the sextastic pageant princess my favorite to win the Marathon. Maybe not with the best time per se, but the best body to cross the finish line. I'd like to be there to greet here, mop off her sweat, and help her peel off her sticky Spandex and get her into a relaxing tub. Along with her manager. Me. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Takes Her Camel Toe Out for a Salon Visit

It seems like a natural win-win situation. Uber-hottie Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio gets to spend some quality time dolling herself up at the salon, we get to see Alessandra in skin tight leggings, flashing her long toned legs and blessed camel toe at their point of intersection.

Once again, the inventor of stretch pants deserves our eternal gratitude, and maybe even that Lululemon jagoff deserves some recognition for keeping them expensive enough to make even the celebrity ladies flashing toe in public. I'm not prepared to shake hands, but I will most definitely light a candle and say a little thanks this season of giving. You know, while I'm staring at Alessandra's crotchal region like it's an Olympic sport. Enjoy.

Cara Santana Braves the Chill L.A. Climates to Take Her Camel Toe for a Walk

The minute the temperatures drop below 65 here in L.A., you notice a rather dramatic drop-off in people taking their dogs out for walks. Poor little Buckaroo. It's why I applaud TV actress Cara Santana for strapping on some tight stretch pants, pulling them up snug around her crotch, and talking the pet camel toe out for a little stroll in the Fall air.

An exercised toe is a happy toe, and when you can flash just a sample of the outline of your lady nest in public, it's quite ecstatic, though it's possible I'm projecting my own personal feelings here. I love a good camel toe on a brisk morning. So much better than coffee. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Delivers Camel Toe Performance at MTV European Music Awards

Never count out Miley Cyrus when it comes to leaving her mark on a music awards show. The controversial former Hannah Montana pulled a leotard camel toe out of her bag of tricks to dazzle the Dutch audience hosting the MTV European Music Awards over the weekend. She also literally pulled a joint out of her bag and started toking, though I'm told in Amsterdam that is done by most every mom who dropped their kids off at the show as well.

We'll stick with the toe, and Miley, keeping up her album sales and high profile with extended use of her exhibitionist body. She's got a rep now, it's forever interesting to see how she keeps herself show-off relevant. Hello, toe. Goodbye musical heart. Enjoy.