Egotastic
Well, these have been trying times, literally, tried by a court times, for the former gingertastic actress Lindsay Lohan. The music and bright lights have faded, now playing mostly only in her head as he parents and hangers-on try to milk what's left of her for some level of modest fortune.
But, there's still something sextastic burning inside of Lindsay, a desire to cast off the shell of her former self she walks around in these days, and it came out last night at the amfAR event for AIDS Research in New York, where Lindsay worked the cleavage, tried to clean herself up, and reassert some starlet power on the red carpet. Did it work?
Well, you can be the judge. We've learned with Lindsay that any hope we place upon her return to any type of greatness is pretty much false optimism at this point. Enjoy.
Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Alessandra Ambrosio Highlight the Hotties at the Cannes amfAR Gala
You know I love me a good celebrity gala. I mean, theoretically speaking. I never really get invited so much, so I'm a bit more like Cinderella watching the highfalutin proceedings from afar, wishing my fairy godmother would arrive with a carriage. I mean, I'm that, but more manly, obviously. Still, how I do wish I could attend one of these high end amfAR shindigs around the globe that bring out all the model hotties in their finest and often most revealing gowns. And bling too, if you're into that, though my preference lies in what dangles beneath the dangling diamonds.
The amfAR gala in Cannes last night brought out some serious good looking women in the form of Paz Vega, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Stacy Keibler, and more. It's an event at which I really think I could've cleaned up. As in, cleaning up the actual event with a broom was probably my only chance to attend. Still, there's nothing like a dream to keep the redheaded stepchild smiling well into the night. Enjoy.
LAST YEAR'S AMFAR GALA IN CANNES WHERE I ALSO WASN'T INVITED