Egotastic
Okay, granted, she probably had lots of plans involving sacrificial knives and ropes and torture and hobbling with mallets and such, but as far as stalkers go, Alec Baldwin's crazy-arse Cannuckian actress chick, Genevieve Sabourin, well, you could do worse in a stalker.
Let me tell you about Ricky. My one and only ever stalker. Imagine Fred Savage from The Wonder Years all grown up, but with the same little Fred Savage kid head on a very large, wide body grownup. Now add a 'In My Universe, I Am the King' sweat-stained T-shirt. And, you have some idea about Ricky, whose master plan was to rub his boogers on me, which, for the record, is far worse than being dismembered.
Thankfully, as I imagine is the failsafe for most of my stalkers, Ricky was arrested in a sweep of the public park as he was quite openly rubbing himself up against a tree stump. From there, it was a quick 5150 to long term care, into a room without corners, where I suspect Ricky is building his booger stash for the time when he is finally recognized as king.
All I'm saying is, Alec, you could do a lot worse.
’30 Rock’ To End Next Season
The Girlie Show, known as TGS, will be no more come the end of next year.
Of course, as sad is it is to see the end of the fart machine and Tracey Jordan's wonderful impressions it's even more depressing to see the end of Tracey Morgan, Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin's attempts to create the programme. 30 Rock will conclude after it's upcoming seventh season.
There had been rumours that this season would be 30 Rock's last or that Alec Baldwin would be bidding farewell as Jack Donaghy but NBC have decided to give the show one final hurrah with a 13 episode run next year.
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