elliot-wolf - July 12, 2018
After seeing Alessandra Ambrosio, Charlotte McKinney, and Olivia Culpo together, I’m convinced that all great things come in threes. I may just move to the beach in hopes of randomly running into one of theses ladies. Because when you’re always ready, you never have to get ready. And I’m only too ready to feast my eyes on women that look all too appetizing in their bikinis. Olivia in her stripes looks better than a ten course meal at a Michelin three star restaurant. Alessandra looks like a welcoming snack in her outfit. The good kind too, like the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches your mom used to make and remembered to cut the crusts off. Then there’s Charlotte McKinney, who shares a lot in common with my favorite dessert. Fortunately for her she isn’t made out of ice cream because if she was, she’s melt out there in that hot sun at the beach.
I’ll be sure to pitch a tent at the beach this summer. Willingly becoming a beach bum just so I can eventually get a better look at and ogle at least one of these ladies. The rule of odds are in my favor when there are three women I want to see instead of just one. I should come across their path in no time.
Photo Credit: TMZ / Splash News / Backgrid USA
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