Sparkly, Glammed Up Cleavage Steals The Show At The Attitude Awards

Depending on the attitude that this award is rewarding, I have a couple of ex-girlfriends that were snubbed out of their rightful recognition. They did not spend their whole lives being strong independent women just to be ignored now!

I do not know why I care so much. If we had been married it would be understandable, I might be eligible for a piece of the pie, but fortunately/unfortunately I did not make it that far.

Had I known that attitude was something that gets recognized with an award I might not have lived my whole life as a flaccid penis. I would have gone full hard on. All this time I thought that having a strong personality only rewarded you with getting laid and higher salaries, but had I known I’d be getting a trophy as well I would have been much more driven.

These gals did not get to where they are now by not knowing what they wanted to eat for dinner. They had answers when asked. Decisiveness makes up a big portion of attitude, so anyone wanting to make it to the big stage should make this a priority.

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