aldo-vallon - August 29, 2018
The proportions on Sofia Richie are enough to make jaws drop so hard they put cracks in concrete. Seeing her in a form fitting top explains why she has such a killer core. It must be quite the workout keeping herself upright and balanced all day. It is almost convincing enough to motivate me to tape weights to my own chest for a similar workout. I know it would be a bit unconventional, but Sofia’s body speaks for itself.
Besides, it is so hard to find the motivation to go to the gym that I think carrying the gym around with me all day would be a much more effective strategy. And if I only wear baggy sweatshirts all of the time then people might not even know what I am doing. They will just think, “Wow, that guy’s chest got ginormous really quickly. He must work out.”
Little do they know that I am always working out. And while those suckers are doing crunches in hopes of getting a measly two-pack, I will have formed a ten-pack in twenty years max. I am going with that number because that is how old she is, so it can only take that long.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA / Splash News
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