Sofia Richie All Pokies In White Turtleneck

   Is anyone else as skeptical as me about Nicole and Sofia Richie not being blood relatives? I know the official story is that Nicole was adopted by their father Lionel, but I am no longer buying it. Sofia is the spitting image of her older sis when she was that age. I think it is time that their pappy finally came clean about the whole ordeal, and whichever other children he has sired while he is at it. There has got to be another half dozen fruit from his loins running around out there.

I find it hard to believe that ol' ladykiller Lionel only had two kids of his own, I mean, it was the seventies! Condom technology was not the same as it is today. From the stories I've heard it was like rubbing your dick with sandpaper before letting George Foreman give it an uppercut. But those were just stories.

Come to think of it, even condoms today aren't all that great. What are the brilliant minds at Trojan even doing to fill their days? I don't need another humorous ad campaign about a pig buying rubbers, I need a something that isn't a worse alternative to getting the syph! 

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