Mitch Jablonski - April 25, 2019
Sofi Ka has one of those names that looks like it might have been one name at one point in time and then she split them up. I'm sure there's some woman somewhere with the named Sofika, there has to be. But in the meantime, we'll go with Sofi Ka as that's the name she's given us and that's the name we're going to have to get used to.
Sofi Ka hit the beach recently for this stunning photo spread, which is causing plenty of tingly feelings below the belt, if you catch my drift. Yes, I realize I should get that checked out, but there's really no cause for concern. I think Sofi Ka and her flexible naked body is the cause of these tingly feelings. That or that old French whore I slept with last week.
But in this case, I think it's a matter of Sofi Ka and her numerous charms causing me to feel, inflated, so to speak. It's like my grandmother always said, the best women are the ones who can inflate more than just your ego. She was a liberated woman, just like Sofi Ka. She's the kind of gal you could take home to grandma. Just not my grandma, she'd probably steal her away from me.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus