brian-mcgee - July 11, 2018
Hearing the names Sistine and Sophia Stallone conjures up images of one man. That man? You guessed it, Frank Stallone! Sistine and Sophia are the daughters of Oscar winner Sylvester Stallone, but it's their Uncle Frank who keeps grabbing all of those imaginary headlines inside my brain.
Sistine and Sophia were on a yacht with their dad and mom, Jennifer Flavin, off the southern coast of France is Saint-Tropez, and they certainly grabbed the photogs' attentions when they donned skimpy bikinis for a little fun in the sun.
Why they didn't invite Uncle Frank along I can't say. I'm not sure what he was up to this week, but I guess Sly didn't feel like throwing an invite Frankie's way. That's sad, because the photogs would've had a lot of extra material had Frank been there showing off his dad bod and perhaps even singing a few bars of "Far From Over."
Hell, I'd settle for Frank singing "A Father's Gift" at this point. Anything to get a little more Frank in our lives, amirite? Then again, he might've taken all the attention away from Sistine and Sophia, and nobody wants that.
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