Mitch Jablonski - May 14, 2019
With the latest edition of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue now steaming up newsstands, we're getting to know a whole new crop of hot models who have graced the pages of this year's magazine. Kelsey Merritt is one of the standouts this year, and seeing her on the beach in a white bikini that nicely shows off her perfectly pert pokies, it's not hard to understand why she's such a phenomenon.
I don't know about this hunk she's with though. To paraphrase Vanilla Ice, she needs to drop that zero and get with the hero. That's not to say that I'm a hero and she should drop him for me, but there's gotta be somebody better out there besides this muscle hunk who cares more about his physique than he does Kelsey Merritt's pokies.
That's a bad sign right there and one which should indicate that she needs to get out there and keep playing the field. Kelsey Merritt needs to learn not to fall for the first hunk she sees. It's a lesson hard learned for many women and I hope Kelsey has an easier time making the change. She deserves a guy who's not some world class himbo.
Photos courtesy of Mega Agency
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