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Anna Nicole Smith's wedding photos are definitely not worth $1 Million. She can't even open her eyes, and what's with that sunburn? (Popsugar)

Hilary Duff is really boring. (Hollywood Tuna)

If you care at all about Nicole Richie, which you shouldn't, she and some guy named Brody Jenner are Dunzo. (Pink is the New Blog)

Joe Simpson put a big old dent in his Ferrari. Nice. (IDLYITW)

I'm confused. Is Madonna adopting a baby or not? (DListed)

Brangelina and Co. arrive in India. (Just Jared)

Justin Timberlake kinda looks like a moron. (A Socialite's Life)

Ashton Kutcher and Jessica Simpson: Separated at birth. Now that's scary. (CityRag)

Christina Aguilera is set to play 50s pin-up Jeanne Carmen in a biopic of her life. Yeah, I've never heard of Jeanne Carmen either. (Hollywood Rag)

Question: Is there anything funnier than two old ladies hitting each other with their purses? Answer: No. (Horny Oyster)

The Fucking Short Version of The Boondock Saints. (CollegeHumor)