Shakira Cleavetastic in Black for Spanish Red Carpet

I'm not exactly sure what Shakira was pimping in Spain, but, hombre, let me tell you, she was working it hard and fine.

We've already established Shakira as the world's hottest midget, hands down. Since becoming a mom, I naturally think she's only become hotter, certainly more chesty, much of which she was showing off in promoting her music on the Iberian peninsula. I'm not sure how such a short girl gets long legs and such a fine curvy female form, but mine is not to question why, merely to drool on Shakira. I hope she understands. Enjoy.