elliot-wolf - March 11, 2018
I wish Selena Weber was my weekend warrior. Together we would be able to fight off slow Saturdays and the Sunday blues. Attendance at the beach would be in order for both days. It seems like she’s already beaten me there but I can’t wait to join her. I’d be fine with either being her boyfriend, best friend, or a combination of both. As long as I’m able to rub sunscreen all over her body just as a true gentleman should. No woman would ever fear not being fully protected from the sun on my watch. Sunburn is scary and it’s the type of risk taking I encourage everyone to avoid. Being baked by the sun is never any fun is what I always say.
I see that Selena enjoys the water just as much as I do. Maybe even more. It would be nice if the lifeguard was a relaxed guy and allowed pool toys in the water while he was on duty. I would enjoy nothing more than laying next to Weber on an inflatable raft. I'd even let her be captain of our little love boat as we sail into the sunset. Just her, me, and the sea.
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