Scarlett Johansson Nude: Not If, But When

If you've been holding out hope for that innevitable Scarlett Johansson nude scene, you're going to have to wait a little longer, but thankfully, that wait won't be in vain. According to FemaleFirst, Scarlett Johansson really wants to get naked in the movies, but is waiting for the right film. Or possibly the right paycheck.

"I'm still making up my mind about when I'll do a nude scene. I'm not opposed to doing nudity, it would just have to be the right project, maybe some sensational European art film."




Scarlett, 22, insists she wouldn't be embarrassed about showing her naked curves on celluloid because she is very happy with her body, especially her breasts.




She added: "I'm proud of my breasts. I call them my girls. They're my charms, my feminine wiles. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, my body and my face. Well, not always my face, but it's stuck there and there's nothing I can do about it."

So there you have it. Scarlett isn't shy, and she really wants everyone to see how awesome she would look naked. And I really want to see how awesome she would look naked.

So what the hell are you waiting for, all you Hollywood producers? Write her a part in which the only way for her to escape her troubled past is through the exploration of her sexual fantasies. Maybe her character is retarded, or just out of prison, or is in a mental institute. It doesn't matter. Those Oscar people eat that shit up, and if it takes an Oscar to guarantee a Scarlett Johansson nude scene, then that's what it takes.