elliot-wolf - February 22, 2018
The gym is a great place to stay in-shape and show off your shape. I like all kinds of shapes but when it comes to women my favorite shape is Sarah Hyland. She’s compact and cute like those new fangled fuel efficient cars. I’d take her over a Prius any day of the week. I also have to start getting myself back in-shape. The shape of my belly is looking a little rounder these days. It’ll be the perfect excuse to get next to Sarah on the elliptical, treadmill, or whichever machine she’s using at the time. We could strike up a conversation about the weather or any number of topics. I may not look like I know a lot but thanks to reading so many magazines over the years I’m pretty well versed on more than you would expect.
I can just envision running into Hyland while in the sauna after an intense work out. There’s something about steam and sweat that allows the most intimate conversations to flow smoother than fresh churned butter on bread. She can tell me all about her Hollywood experiences while I tell her about how much I admire her face. Hopefully we end up being partners outside of the gym too.
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