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Sara Jean Underwood Skirts Zuckerberg Edict

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Lex Jurgen - February 9, 2016


While Mark Zuckerberg isn't trying to convince people he produced a baby via sexual reproduction or selling secrets to the Soviets (he has a time machine), he's micro-managing his social media empire rules and regulations involving the baring of tits. Every billionaire has their thing. Warren Buffett likes to unscrew all the salt shakers at Olive Garden. Steve Ballmer sleeps in a ziggurat shaped pile of worn Clippers jocks because he believes it imbues him with power. Zuckerberg employs a seven level closed loop monitoring system to actively locate and eliminate titties. There are teams of censors in Morocco on nipple search well past evening prayers. Sara Jean Underwood has managed to disrupt the entire Zuckerberg gambit with a simple tape measure and some safety pins. It's brilliant because it involves gravity defying tits. Sigma Six that flaw, Zuck. Your thermal exhaust port is showing.

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