Samantha Harris Bikini Pictures for Egotastic! Approved Dancing With the Stars Visuals

Those of you out there who secretly watch Dancing with the Stars, and, you know who you are and deal with your secret shame accordingly, you already know who Samantha Harris is, but for those of you who watch football and drink beer and lift way too much weight on the bench press to impress girls who will never have you at the gym, a.k.a., my people, well say hello to Samantha Harris, the 38-year old former long time co-host of DWTS.

Samantha hit the beach in a bikini, and while she didn't go hog wild on the flashing, she did hit the major splashing and preening steps along the shoreline in a revealing two-piece that is basically for us like chum in the water is to a shark. We're going to circle. And stalk. And ultimately try to take a bite. And from the looks of Samantha Harris, that could be one tasty bite. Enjoy.