Salma Hayek Brings Out the Faptastic Little Black Number Cleave for ‘Here Comes the Boom’

We do so lust veteran hottie Salma Hayek.

She's like your favorite pillow in bed that brings you soothing comfort just to hold close to your face, except that she's got two gorgeous pillows, two fabulous funbags that she teases in little black numbers like she wore last night to the film premiere of Here Comes the Boom, the Kevin James MMA comedy she co-headlines as the sexy love interest (imagine that).

To lay your face gently into the welcoming bosom of Salma Hayek and proceed with an ever increasing revving of the motorboat, that truly is the dream. Enjoy.