Egotastic
The sextastic ladies of Tinsel Town pimped out their finest frocks last night to show some serious skin and level 10 allure at the LACMA fundraiser event over the weekend. While I'm sure the social cause was benevolent, it wasn't nearly giving as the dresses worn by Jennifer Aniston, who was flashing serious cleavage, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley whose sideboobs threatened to go full flop view throughout the evening.
Joining Jen and Rosie in the hotness parade at the fancy shindig was Salma Hayek, Karlie Kloss, Amber Heard, Amy Adams, and Florence Welch. It was quite the assemblage of the good-looking. Museum quality really. We only wish we could get a real invitation one of these days instead of having to jump the fence in our rented tuxedos and Chuck Taylors. Enjoy.
¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! A Little Early, But Here’s Some of Our Favorite Mexican Hotties
Okay, granted, some of this is a stretch in terms of 'Mexican', but then again, so is wishing you a happy May 5th on May 3rd. We roll a little loose with the rules. But very tight when it comes to our lust for all things Latina and South of the Border hotness.
So, this weekend, as you get liquored up to celebrate Mexico kicking France's ass, or, just because like me you get liquored up to celebrate anything at any time, think of these en fuego girls such as Salma Hayek, Jessica Alba, and Veronica Pliego and see if you don't need a little private time in ell baño. Disfruta!