bill-swift - December 21, 2016
It's not that I don't hear all your emails through the months desiring to know more about Sabrina Carpenter, it's just that I don't always hear the words so well as read to me by my female woman servant Misty while she's whipping me with that cat o' nine tails. It's a communications problem I'm currently working. Much like Sabrina Carpenter is working on becoming eighteen, though not fast enough for many of you. A few more months. Breathe deeply.
Sabrina and her blonde confident self were performing for Hot 97 in Florida. A little in-studio teaser. I must admit that I didn't even know the Disney TV star was a a singer. Then I remembered all the Mouse House kid actors suddenly discover they're singers around eighteen. Like a miracle. Hopefully she soon discovers the powers that Miley and Bella did before her as Disney alums. The power of the sextastic exhibitionism. I'll sit and wait. I'm very good at one of those. Enjoy.
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