aldo-vallon - September 19, 2017
Priyanka Chopra has some killer shoulders, I guess I know one person that has not been slacking on her New Year's Resolution. It is an admirable quality, seeing someone follow through with a goal. I made the more humble goal of simply trying not to die this year. I did not think I needed to specify on whether or not it would be by my own hand or another's, but judging by my monthly expenditures on Little Debbie snacks I think I am my on worst enemy. With how much of my money I give to that woman I would have been better served giving it to a real woman, at least I would have gotten something a bit sweeter out of the deal.
Is Chopra like the Indian version of the last name Smith, or are Chopra's just more likely to be successful? There certainly seem to be a lot of them popping up into the spotlight. Maybe I should give my kid the name Chopra to try to give him a leg up in the world. It would be a hell of an ice breaker if he ever met Priyanka, that is for sure.
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