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Prisoners At Guantanamo Love “50 Shades Of Grey”

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editor - July 31, 2013

The most requested book at the Guantanamo Bay detention facility isn't the Koran or Amelia Bedelia Bakes a Bomb, it's 50 Shades of Grey. Congressman Jim Moran was part of a committee that recently visited the controversial prison camp in Cuba. He said that he was surprised to learn that the mommy porn book ranks first in checkouts in the Gitmo library.

"Rather than the Koran, the book that is requested most by the (detainees) is 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' They've read the entire series in English, but we were willing to translate it. I guess there's not much going on, these guys are going nowhere, so what the hell."

I'm not wading into the shitstorm over whether Gitmo should be closed or not. At least some of those dudes are legitimate terrorists. Is the plan to turn them into soft metrosexuals by giving them Western fap material? To show them that there's no reason to wait for 72 virgins in the afterlife when you can easily nail tons of fat suburban housewives just by being 'Farouk, the dominant dry cleaner' in the local strip mall? I guess that makes sense since it's true.

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