elliot-wolf - February 4, 2018
Ever since I, Tonya debuted this great nation’s interest, as well as mine, in ice skating is at an all time high. It’s such an elegant sport that manages to walk the edge between extreme skill and graceful dance all while showcasing some of the most beautiful women this Earth has to offer on two blades. I become more frozen than the molecules of H2O beneath Ana Braga’s feet every time I think of her. There’s just something about a Brazilian Playmate on ice skates that brings me to my knees like Nancy Kerrigan. I even cry and ask why while on the floor the same way. Except the nature of my inquiry is why haven't I met a woman like her sooner.
I’m a pretty big hockey fan and enjoy carving my initials into some new ice at the local rink. If she’s down for a date I’m pretty sure I can etch a heart or two that will leave her impressed. I’d even be okay sitting on the sideline and just watching her skate for a few hours while holding up three perfect score cards of 10 all at the same time so she knows she has won my attention.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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