The Pizza Hut Hot Dog Pizza Of Death

I travel a lot, mostly for pleasure. In fact, right now I am writing this from the island of Zanzibar off the coast of Africa. One thing I've learned in my travels is that both love Americans and hate us. They love us for our freedom and awesome movies and they hate us for our conspicuous consumption. Pizza Hut is actually very popular oversees. It's treated like a serious sit-down restaurant. But they won't be popular for long when the starving countries of the world feast their eyes on the Pizza Hut Hot Dog Crust Pizza. 

Imagine, if you will, a delicious pizza. Now think of a yummy pig in a blanket. Now imagine, in defiance of God and nature, that you combined the two and made a pizza whose crust is made of little pigs in a blanket. Now, don't get me wrong, I love pizza and I can grub on some pigs in a blanket. But the combination of the two strikes me as perverse. I'd rather keep my wieners and pizza separate, thank you very much.