Pic of the Litter: He Read Too Much Tolkein Growing Up

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bill-swift - August 1, 2012

You know that Uncle you have? The one who when you were growing up always seemed so cool? So much cooler than your parents? He'd take you to see R-rated movies. He had porno mags in his garage. He asked you to pull his finger. You never understood why your mom and dad always seemed annoyed by him.

...And then you turned eighteen. And he pulled up to pick you up driving this. And you went, 'Ohhhhh. I get it now.'

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