Karissa Shannon and Shauna Sand Battle It Out in Epic Skanky Food Fest

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bill-swift - October 18, 2010

I find myself more and more intrigued by these two blonde bumshells Playmates and the depths to which they dive to find that hidden treasure called publicity.

Karissa Shannon has herself a theme. That theme seems to be sex. Constant sex. Mostly with Pete from Smallville, but also the occasional pumpkin or ice cream cone spill. Oops, did I spill white cream on my chest again. SJ3! Help! (Have you seen the Karissa Shannon sex tape yet? Long form trailer coming soon.)

Shauna Sand has a unique motif: be as sexually provocative and crude as possible in front of her young daughter. It's a hook. Seen here dribbling ketchup onto her tongue in what can only be described as an egregious violation of County Health Code violations, Shauna Sand imparts upon her daughter generational wisdom something well-short of the modern feminist agenda.

Am I but a pawn in the gross fame-hogging of these big-boobed Playboy veterans? Oh, hell yeah I am. I just can't stop. Not quite yet. Enjoy.

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