Paris Hilton is Crazy for Firecrotch

We all know Paris Hilton is crazy. (And by "we all know" I mean "I think," because apparently Paris Hilton has been getting letigious of late.) But now we've got even more proof. According to the New York Daily News, while at L.A. night club, Les Deux, a week ago Friday, Paris Hilton was heard talking to herself. Not just talking to herself, though. Chanting. And what word was she repeating over and over? Firecrotch.

"But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying 'firecrotch' to herself - but loudly - so everyone around her could hear," says the fellow clubgoer. "And she wasn't saying it to anybody - she was all by herself. She was practically chanting it!"

CRAAAAAAZYYY! I've been writing this blog for over two years now, so trust me when I say I've heard about celebrities doing crazy shit, but this is on a level all it's own. No, Paris wasn't dancing on any tables, or flashing her own crotch. This was a sort of quiet, reserved crazy. The kind that's really scary.

You know what else is scary? That Paris Hilton actually thinks she's fooling anyone into believing that her breasts are three times their normal size.

More pictures of Paris Hilton and her crazy cleavage after the jump.

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