Egotastic
I appreciate all Egotastic! readers, each and everyone of you lascivious mofos, but I do have a special affinity for our friends from South America who both falsely compliment my still in progress Spanish language skills while simultaneously chastising me for omitting public adulation for their particular native favorite hottie.
Like 'Lucas' down Argentina way who wanted to give me a little kick in the pants for neglecting sweet celebrity model Celeste Muriega. Seeing Celeste quite without many clothes in this rather sultry photoshoot, I can see why Lucas was so dismayed. Dismay no longer, mi amigo, for the glory that is the body sextastic of Celeste Muriega now becomes part of the Egotastic! visual lexicon. Forever. Or until my $35 hard drive goes belly up again. Enjoy.
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Rihanna Booty, Candice Swanepoel Bikini, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lingerie Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
As summer time begins rolling into the Northern Hemisphere, I'd expect even more and more wonderfully skin-revealing self-portraits to arrive from our favorite ego-mad celebrities. It's a seasonal thing, though to be clear, our lust runs all year long. As does the need of our attention loving ladies to feed their need for exhibition. A glorious partnership between The Haves and the Have to Sees.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Draya Michele in a tiny bikini, Candice Swanepoel in a tinier bikini and even less, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley flashing her lingerie, Jennette McCurdy showing off behind the scenes, Rihanna highlighting her hot tight booty in short shorts, and much much more. You owe it to the good men and women cleaning fecal matter out of public pools before Memorial Day to check out each and every one of these self-published photos. Enjoy.
LAST WEEK'S ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU WERE IN A MEXICAN JAIL CELL