Taylor Swift Camel Toe Shuts Down Hollywood Boulevard

Taylor Swift had a very big stage to fill. All of Hollywood Boulevard which was blocked off in front of the Jimmy Kimmel show for a much promoted musical performance from the leggy pop star. She did not disappoint in the exhibition department, at least for Taylor Swift, with some long legs, bare midriff, bra top, and some quite lovely narrow camel toe on display for the audience. You can't wear that kind of get up on national television without working out most every nook and cranny of your female form, including that lady cleft.

I'm not sure Taylor intended to show off quite as much as she did, but I'm going to have a little happy cry regardless. Taylor never slips up when it comes to wardrobe, so we take our Swift peeks where and whenever we can get them. I'd call this memorable. In fact, my libido is filing it away now under T.Swift happy parts. Not so random accessed memory. Thank you, Taylor Swift. Enjoy.

Abigail Ratchford Funbag Fatale in Desperately Hot Throwback Cleavetastic Shoot

As you know, the State of Pennsylvania declared crazy busty hot model Abigail Ratchford and I to be common law husband and wife, shortly after suggesting citizen consume hoagies for at least three of their five meals per day. I can't argue with the law. Either of them. This lovely lass with the bosom of Athena has taken the sultry modeling world by storm, an electric storm if I'm feeling it right in my bones.

Now Abigail's all decked out in some classic Hollywood femme fatale posing for the creepy 138 Water people, who have decided to get Abigail out of bikini and into some classic cinematic boobtastic posing for a little change up. I like it! Quite so. You don't have to take your clothes off to have a good time. I mean, eventually, yes. But for now, a dramatic tease of that crazy sextastic body is a lovely palate cleanser. Enjoy.

Melissa Martinez Topless Photoshoot in Interviú Magazine

 

The sultry Melissa Martinez showed off her hot Latin chichis in a topless photoshoot for Interviu magazine. I was trying to think up an adjective to explain the awesomeness of Melissa's funbags and the only thing I can come up with is sublime. Her boobies are perfection personified. They are the kind of ta-tas you just want to curl up to and go to sleep. She should really make a concerted effort to never wear a shirt ever again. She needs to be like those Amazonian natives that always have their jubblies out like you might see on a National Geographic special. As if that weren't enough, she's also got herself an incredibly tight and curvy booty. This is a great thing to wake up to, my friends.

I plan on looking at these pictures throughout the day as a kind of pick-me-up. Think of Melissa's boobs as a Five Hour Energy but, you know, boobs.

Sara Malakul Lane, A Social Media Review of Self-Published Hotness

I must admit to being an unabashed luster of Thai hottie thespianic Sara Malakul Lane.

If you didn't happen to fall hard for her in Sharktopus, then prepare to go down the rabbit hole with this sincerely hot Eurasian. We figured, why not take a look at her own photos she thought were worthy of sharing with the pubic, her social media pics that show why someday, I might just let her be my special girlfriend or even third wife. Provided she bowls, naturally. I do so love the exotic looking busty hotties. I simply can not help myself. See if you don't feel the same. Enjoy.

Arabella Durkin Topless Delights for Delicious End of Day Thoughts

 

If you're name is Arabella, there's a good chance you're going to be pretty hot. Or a Disney princess. Or both. Arabella Durkin has some regal beagles you will definitely want to peruse in her new pictorial for Zoo magazine. She is as they say, a curvy gal.

I'm not going to lie to you, I could fall in love with any blonde woman with smoky eyes after about 8pm. If that girls happens to be smoking hot with the teats of a goddess, that applies all day long. Arabella is the kind of girl I might even post a missed connections listing on Craigslist for. You were the hot girl with the bodacious topless rack. I was the guy wearing nothing but a table cloth and drooling as I cried out your name. Let's meet! Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Downright Sprung Upright for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

It's hard not to leer at the beautiful Namibian female form of Behati Prinsloo without feeling a little of the jealousy thing to Adam Levine and his lucky lucky junk. Alas, Behati was taken off the market before I even had the chance to show up at her door with a box of CVS chocolates and a single plastic rose and tell her how nicely I'd treat her if only she agreed to move into my shack. Timing is everything in life. Having $20 million in the bank and being a celebrity music star doesn't hurt either I suppose.

Nevertheless, the universe is free to ogle the fineries of Ms. Prinsloo as in her latest round of lingerie visual wonderments for Victoria's Secret. Behati is a petite, au natural girl with heaven sent beauty and a lean body designed for precisely what she's doing. Like a Swiss clock. Who's Namibian, though equally as unaffordable perhaps. Enjoy.

Michelle Lewin Bikini Bodily Faptastic Exhibition in Miami

If you're a fitness instructor to other hot bodied celebrity, why not advertise for your services by showing off your own results. Michelle Lewin couldn't do any better advertising thant exhibiting her stellar taut curves and eye-catching bikini body in Miami. Want to look like me? Hire me? Heck, if I were a woman looking to own half the world with my thong covered booty, I'd sign up yesterday. I'm not, so I'm just going to watch for free if it's all the same.

Miami Beach has become the single toughest locale for sextastic bikini body competition. You don't just show up with an okay body and expect to earn tickets redeemable for stuffed animals and paddle balls at the end of the day. There are serious models with seriously hard workouts and seriously outrageously hot bodies lining the sandy shores. This is the show. Come properly equipped or don't come at all. That probably seems harsh from a man who children point at and scream when he takes his shirt off at the public pool. But, what the hell. Michelle Lewin has raised the bar. Enjoy.