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And I bet you thought you knew the names of every single Victoria's Secret model from Brazil. Did you happen to notice Barbara Fialho in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? The latest in a string of striking brunettes from the World Cup host country is simply faptastic by every measure, and if you don't believe me, measure her for yourself in these candid modeling pictures from the beach in Cancun.
I'm not prepared to say that smoking hot brunettes grown on trees in Brazil, but if there were such a tree, oh, how I would bask under its shade each day of my life waiting for the fruit to fall like the apple on Sir Isaac Newton's head, only I'd be waiting for peaches and cherries. Bless you, Brazil, once more. Enjoy.
Cartman and Sir Douchebag Cast Magic With Their Asses in ‘South Park: The Stick of Truth’ (VIDEO)
In case you missed the memo, South Park: The Stick of Truth actually has a release date. Again. March 7 is that fateful day (barring another damn delay), when we can at last partake in some non-craptacular South Park gaming. Just like our forefathers intended.
Now, The Stick of Truth is an RPG, and you know what that means. It means big ol’ magic attacks, cast with crazy-ass light show effects rivaling a drunken Fourth of July fireworks display. But it’s also a South Park RPG. That means farting in faces, a heaping helping of cuss words and Cartman being the lovable dick he is.
Combine all these traits, and you get the above clip. ‘Cupping a Spell,’ the game’s latest trailer, courtesy of IGN. Behold, as Grand Wizard Eric instructs us in the ancient ways of arcane magic: farting in your hand and throwing it into the faces of your foes.
Flatulence, as we know, is the mark of a true hero. But remember, these abilities must be used wisely in battle, and never on a man’s balls. Apparently.