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Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Highlight Her Killer Tush and Her Friend Jessica Edstrom

By Bill Swift | December 4, 2013 @ 8:38 am

Claudia Romani and Jessica Edstrom Bikinis at Miami Beach

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If there's anything hotter in this world that my future betrothed, the perfect seat cans of Italian model Claudia Romani, it's Claudia showing off her bikini bottom to her Swedish model friend, Jessica Edstrom. Yes, one and one sextastic lady don't make two, they make one , as in a singular dream of two playful kittens helping each other remove sand delicately from their glorious nooks and crannies after a day of soaking in the sun and showing off hot bodies for the gentleman oglers.

Someday, soon, 2014 I suspect, the laws of this land will catch up to the lust in my heart, and I shall take Claudia Romani's blessed bottomside to be my lawfully wedded making of the sexy time playtoy. But until such time as we reach that level of enlightenment I shall remain, The Butt Watcher. Enjoy.

OH, CLAUDIA, YOU BREAK MY HEART EVERY TIME YOU TURN TOWARD THE SUN

Claudia Romani Takes a Bikini Dip in the Ocean in Miami

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Maria Menounos Booty So Hot Even Zoe Saldana Is Checking It Out

By Bill Swift | December 4, 2013 @ 7:04 am

Maria Menounos Booty in a Dress on Set of Extra at The Grove

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Oh, man, our Grecian goddess Maria Menounos has a booty that is just getting more and more epic by the week. I'd say she's not aware of it herself, but how else to explain her body and booty hugging dresses on the set of her silly TV show. Mama's got it working from the backside and she knows it.

I'm quite certain I saw guest Zoe Saldana taking a few peeks at that wooty herself and wondering what kind of deal you need to make with Satan to get such a badonkadonk. Just when you thought Maria Menounos couldn't get any more alluring. Damn. It is definitely not safe to get out of the water. Enjoy.

MARIA WORE A SIMILARLY BOOTY REVEALING GREY DRESS BACK IN MAY

Maria Menounos Booty in a Dress on Set of Extra

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Adriana Lima See-Through Wet Hotness Will Reverse Your Hemispheric Polarities

By Bill Swift | December 3, 2013 @ 2:14 pm

Adriana Lima Goes Braless for a Wet See-Through Photoshoot in Cancun

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Oh, my oh my. If it isn't world class sultry hottie Adriana Lima in the Gulf of Mexico in a wet see-through t-shirt. As if we could miss this. Our global radar satellite infrared UV doppler spy technology is designed just for such an occasion. So much boobtastic wet hotness, our sensors nearly jammed.

Adriana Lima is so damn good looking I want to write an emo song all about her, record it, auto-tune it, turn it into a dance club favorite, and then spend all the money I make from my record buying Adriana Amazon local certificates only good in my zip code. Yes, I know, it's genius. Don't steal my idea! Enjoy.

ADRIANA LIMA WOWED IN HER 2012 KIA SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL

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We Saw Kayla Collins and Michelle McLaughlin Shopping For X-Mas Trees, Now Let’s See Them Topless and Hot in Playboy

By Bill Swift | December 3, 2013 @ 1:14 pm

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Kayla Collins Topless Playboy Photoshoot

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Yep, it's time for my favorite new game, perhaps yours too, where by morning we see one deliciously sextastic woman clothes, and by afternoon we get to see her bare her crazy hot wares. In this blessed case, two lovely lasses, Kayla Collins and Michelle McLaughlin, two buddy Playmates who went shopping for a knotty pine. Now it's time for naughty pine, at least sappy visual wonderments courtesy of our friends at Playboy Plus and their vast library of crazy hot models and actresses.

Use That Dollar in Your Pocket to Explore the Playboy Plus Hot Nekkid Wonderland!

Yes, you may dare to dream that these two righteously fine females are coming to your house for hot cider and candy canes this Yuletide. I certainly am. But as a second best option, on the off chance that doesn't come to fruition, settle yourself into the delights of seeing their nearly nekkid forms in brilliant color photography. Enjoy.

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Ariana Grande Leggy Hotness Onstage in Dallas

By Bill Swift | December 3, 2013 @ 12:41 pm

Ariana Grande Leggy at 106.1 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball 2013 in Dallas

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Ariana Grande continues her cute desirability show in Dallas at the KISS FM Jingle Ball, prancing and preening on the stage in a short skirt that gave her likely mostly body-unappreciative audience a view of her minxy stems. Following her performance at the American Music Awards, Ariana's popularity factor is only increasing, much deserved I might add.

Ariana Grande has legs to die for. I mean, actually dying would somewhat defeat the purpose as she's far less likely to let you stroke her gams up and down from shoe to, well, Disneyland. So I think I'd like to stay in this world while I continue my pursuit of all things petite and Grande. Enjoy.

ARIANA GRANDE TREATED US KINDLY LAST CHRISTMAS

Ariana Grande in a Pink Bodysuit for Jones Crow 2012 Shoot

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Hilary Rhoda’s Sexy Lingerie and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Scott | December 3, 2013 @ 12:00 pm

Lindsay Lohan Topless

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Gaga's Ta-Tas

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Sexy Kate Moss

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Hilary Rhoda rides in with some naughty lingerie (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan's latest selfie includes a healthy does of nipple (Gossip Cop)

Lady Gaga is bushy and boobtastic (Celebuzz)

Topless Gillian Anderson for your XXX-Files (HuffPo)

Kate Moss still has it going on for Playboy (FOX)

Funbags that like to play peek-a-boo (The Chive)

Nina Agdal will never stop being hot (TMZ)

Is Emily Ratajkowski Naughty or Nice in Lingerie? Obviously, Both

By Bill Swift | December 3, 2013 @ 11:45 am

Emily Ratajkowski Naughty or Nice Sexy Photoshoot

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While I'm going to speak personally to Emily Ratajkowski about the dangers of collagen injections in the lips, there's no denying that this brunette hottie continues to flash one of the single finest bodies on the planet in all sorts of classical, non-classical, and generally just skin-revealing ways.

Today, Emily's pulling off the naughty or nice lingerie wear exhibition. So hard to choose, so I go with both. I want to give her toys and a lump of coal, which through the sheer force of my lust for Emily, I will transform into a diamond to win her heart and other fun areas. I've got it all planned out. It begins with Emily in Yuletide lingerie, as do most of my dreams these days. Enjoy.