Liv Tyler Wears a Bikini On A Yacht In Spain

The lovely Liv Tyler took us back to 1995 hotness in a bikini on a boat in Spain. I remember back in my youth when Liv would appear in her dad's videos looking all sexy and sweet. Then she was the EILF in Lord of the Rings, (Elf I'd Like To F). Now she is still a girl that I would like to do the no pants dance with. The best thing about these pics is the gratuitous booty crack that you can see in several of the photos. What is awful in a plumber is wonderful in a hot woman. Sure, Liv isn't quite as tight as she was back in the 90's but then again who is? I kind of like her a bit fuller. I enjoy a girl with a little meat on her bones.

My grandfather always used to say that you can never trust a woman who is too skinny. Words to live by.

Alessandra Ambrosio Goes To Her Morning Yoga Class In Tights

The ever gorgeous Alessandra Ambrosio was looking hot as F in a pair of tights on her way to yoga. Yoga is the ancient art that teaches women how to be all bendy and sport a camel toe in Lululemon tights. At least, that's the type of yoga Alessandra is into. I'm quite sure that when she bends over to do downward facing dog you see the outline of her upward facing kitty cat, if you get my meaning. One can only hope that it was one of those hot yoga classes to add to the sweaty fun. Of course, she doesn't have to do much to get our motor running. Alessandra looks good in anything. A bikini, tights, an evening dress. I'm pretty sure she could make a potato sack look sexy.

I hear that yoga is supposed to lead to enlightenment through stretching or something. All I know is that Alessandra in tight tights is all the Nirvana I need.

Mr. Skin’s Top 15 Nude Scenes of All Time Revealed! Can You Guess Them All?

 

Why am I so excited? Because I have found a kindred spirit in Mr. Skin in terms of love of all things celebrity, hot, and nekkid. Mr. Skin takes a multi-vitamin or something so he has the energy to do far more work, like compiling the 150 Top Nude Scenes of All Time. He made a video. You really must see it. It's free to watch all 150 clips in countdown if you give them your email at Mr. Skin.com

And for the moment we've all been waiting for, the Top 15 Nude Scenes of All Time revealed. Can you guess which made the new highly scientific and carefully algorithmically sextastic list? I got ten out of fifteen right. Check out the countdown gallery to see if you can in the least guess who made the new #1. There, I've already such too much! Enjoy.

P.S. Did I mention the video containing all 150 top nude celebrity clips? Like you'd want to watch that for any reason.

Bella Thorne Is the New Toast of Hollywood Paparazzi

Without annoying time wasters such as school to get in your way, even the big working starlet Bella Thorne has plenty of time to shop and lunch and manicure and other benefits of being even a young star in the film and television industry. This also means preparing to live your good life constantly surrounded by the paparazzi who work synergistically with you to help raise your public awareness and celebrity standing. It's like watching nature take its course.

And nature has been very good to the rather precocious and mature young star, from boyfriends and luxury hotels, to becoming the fashion and lifestyle icon for millions of young girls. Bella and her team are well aware of her public standing, and she's always looking her finest and flashing her abs and such even when just out and about with friends. None of these things happen by accident. Hollywood is one great orchestra. Today, Bella Thorne is playing first trombone. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Topless and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Battle of the Butts
Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea are backing up their booties Read More »
Lucy Hale's Hotness
She's teasing us with her ta-tas in this hot spread Read More »
Kim's Deep Cleavage
The Kardashian's funbags are begging to bust out Read More »

Vanessa Hudgens flaunts her funbags topless (Drunken Stepfather)

Lucy Hale is beyond boobtastic in this spread (Starpulse)

Kim Kardashian is daring her funbags to bust out (HuffPo)

Paula Patton's bod is bangin' in this sheer dress (FOX)

Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's bubble butts are battling (TMZ)

We'd let this babe give us a beating (Hollywood Tuna)

Natalia Proza really wants to get wet (WWTDD)

Jessica Kingham Topless Boudoir Perfection for a Ta-Ta Tuesday

 

Oh, Jessica Kingham, how do I lust thee, let me count the ways. I just got to seventeen and I wasn't even particularly thorough yet. A busty blonde beauty with boobtastic to die for slowly stripping out of her lingerie in bed. Yes, I'll take two of those to go, please. Extra napkins.

Jessica Kingham really does float my boat, set it to sea, and then capsizes it with tumultuous waves of passion all without doing much more than slowly removing her bra. She really is a fascinating creature I believe I'd love to study for several years, if not weeks, up super close. Why not give appropriate adulating to the fineries of this buxom beauty on a Tuesday when we must be locked inside. That was rhetorical. I know you already looked. Enjoy.

Paula Patton See-Through Dress Reveals Her Newly Single Double Delights

It seems that annoying Robin Thicke has finally moved on from his quest to get his wife back, leaving Paula Patton free and single and see-through as she was up top in her dress at the Emmy Awards after party. Well, one of the parties. But two of her sweet boobtastic quite visible beneath her sheer top. Judging by the allure of her funbags, Paula will not be single for long.

It's always sad when any relationship ends. Except for my own, naturally. Those have been mostly joyous occasions. But, hey, Robin had a long run with Paula Patton. She's still very much in her sextastic prime and some lucky bastard is going to go next. This is the Circle of Life of Women I Shall Never Know. Now I am tearing up. Enjoy.