Jenny McCarthy Is Pimping Salads for Carl’s Jr.; Let’s Look at Her Nekkid

 

Oh, man, my favorite game ever is back. Wherein we look at some celebrity doing something completely innocuous (or occasionally, obnoxious), then we check them out in their fully nekkid and ridiculously hot Playboy pictorials from today or yesteryear, mostly to remind ourselves why we care so much in the first place.

Today we sneak delicious peeks at Jenny McCarthy, in the news today with word that she's the new Carl's Jr. spokesgirl, this time for their Apple Walnut and Other Things Salad. I'm not sure Jenny McCarthy and her westside model mommy posse rolls up to Carl's Jr. all that often for salads, but let's take a look at her honestly ridiculously hot Playmate spread from almost two decades ago now on Playboy Plus. It is just sinister how alluring Jenny was back in her breakthrough days. I would have committed to a life of fast-food salads back then had she named it as the price for one evening of blonde bombshell no-holds-barred passion.

While you're at it, do not forget to sign up for the countless hours of tugging fun you can have on Playboy Plus under their $1 only signup special. That's not just special, that's smart. Don't forget the lotion.

Rita Bendek and Her Daughter in Lingerie For Everything That Is So Right About Being Wrong

When somebody tells you that something is so wrong, that's when you know you're onto something good. Our creatively prurient friends at SoHo magazine down Sudamericana way have come up with another truly inspired pictorial. This time, featuring Colombian actress Rita Bendek (who made an appearance in that craptastic Love in the Time of Cholera adaptation film a few years ago) and her daughter Camila Jones in a naughty teasy lingerie twosome. It's just, well, it's just simply so wrong it's spectacular.

Now, there will be those of you who feel somewhat uncomfortable watching a mom and daughter embraced lovingly in but their skimpy bits of lingerie. To you I say, I am sorry for your loss. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures Got Your New DD Boobs Right Here Y’All

Well, that didn't take long. I guess if you're going to buy them, might as well flaunt them.

Still in the recovery stage from her new silicone family additions, Courtney Stodden put on her first bikini ta-ta show off statement of her new killer apps. Blow up to what we're told is DD proportions, Courtney Stodden now has the tools to take her act to the next level. What that level is remains to be seen, although those movies you used to have to try and watch between wavy lines back in the day on cable TV seems like a distinct possibility.

Still, there's no denying that Courtney has more appeal now than ever before. If for no other reason than gravity. Those suckers are quite the planetary draw. Enjoy.

Melissa Riso Sextastic Strappy Thing in Hollwood Photoshoot

I'll say this for Melissa Riso, if her plan was to vault herself from obscurity to object d' lust for many of our readers by the simple plan of appearing in a wildly alluring photoshoot each week, well, that plan is basically working. It seems so simple, yet, it's so elusive for many.

In her latest incarnation, Melissa looks like she's set to attend some upscale celebrity domme party, or maybe just shop along Rodeo Drive looking tres avante garde. Either way, somebody spent hours making Melissa look smoky, which is more than enough reason to share her once more with you.

She seems to be a climber. She's giving me some climbing idea of my own. I'm excited to see what's next. Enjoy.

‘Batman: Arkham Origins’ Drops the Trailertastic Once Again With the First Gameplay (VIDEO)

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Wolfman poses? Beating on criminals? He's got it all.

What would you do for fifty million dollars?

That’s a rhetorical question, we don’t want to know how depraved the minds of our beloved Ego-readers really are. One answer you probably weren’t considering, though, is ‘murderize Batman right in the face.’ That’s probably about the going rate for this hit, as our ol’ buddy Bruce won’t expire easily. Remember when Bane left him to die in that awful, shitstained prison in the Dark Knight Rises? All he did was casually grow a beardly beard and watch the TV outside his cell, like the hairy-faced badass he is.

You’d be earning that fifty million, that’s for sure. As such, it’s the sum Black Mask has chosen as Mr. Wayne’s bat-bounty, and the reason why eight assassins have converged on Gotham to kill him in Batman: Arkham Origins. Take a look at this combined gameplay/story intro trailer, the latest in our roundup of E3 2013‘s best bits.

Amber Heard Remains One Hot Carpet Munching Vixen

You know our love for super hot women only increases when we know they love the same thing we love. Well, yes, watching sports in our underwear on the couch. That, but also the love and sweaty affection of other hot women. Like Amber Heard, who claims to be bisexual, but, let's be honest, that's just to make her sextastic girlfriends put a little effort into plastic toy Friday fun time.

Featured in the current Malibu magazine, Amber Heard reminds us that she's one super fine looking woman. We don't get to see much of Amber these days. Limited in the screen roles. But every time she appears, we feel the need to dream about girls in ancient Greece feeding grapes and their tender body parts to one another. I mean, I do. You get your own classical naughty flashbacks. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Most Definitely Has Butt Cheeks

You know, despite being a professional model, a full time nekkid in the ocean active girlfriend, and a world traveling celebrity offspring, it's still deemed impolite to mention anything the least bit adult about the almost barely legal Ireland Baldwin.

Just the fact that the paparazzi are snapping photos of her hiney in her short shorts with not much else on as she prances and bends over around town, well, it's truly inappropriate and I'm going to write a few angry, important type letters about it to the World Celebrity Photographers Council. And, in the meantime, while waiting for the postman to arrive, I might just sneak a peek. Err. I mean, protect and defend her innocence.

Like people used to say about Cleopatra. She's just a girl. Enjoy.

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