Miley Cyrus Funbags, Rihanna Pasties, Lauren Cohan Cleavage Galore All on Display at amFAR Gala

A solid charitable cause and even more solid rockstar hot sextastic celebrities showing off their wares at the amfAR Gala in Los Angeles last night. Wow, talk about everybody showing up in their finest and tiniest.

I think it's fair to say Miley Cyrus stole the show in her Craigslist Casual Encounters dress that barely covered her nipples, let alone much else. Not far behind in exhibitionism was Rihanna was pasties keeping some slight modesty, Lauren Cohan and her mega pillows of joy pushed up toward the sky, Kat Dennings so hot, Alessandra Ambrosio, and more. I know it's probably not appropriate to be non-stop hitting on girls at an AIDS research event, but had my invitation not got lost in the mail, I'm sure I would have had difficult doing otherwise. Just so much celebrity skin live and in person. Wow. I'm guessing donations went well. Enjoy.

Sam Cooke Boob Battles Mellisa Clarke in a Chesty Testy Competition of Ta’s

 

The time has come to put aside our peace pipes for a moment to celebrate the jousting of two jaunty lasses, lovely ladies engaged in the arena of the racktastic, going nipple to nipple in the feverishly hot contest we like to call The Battle of the Boobtastic. There are no losers, only various degrees of wanton lust and epic desire. Such as all conflict should be.

This week's entries into the mammarial battle zone are the blondishly bodacious Sam Cooke, a veteran of such chest bumps, and Mellisa Clarke, no stranger to sweater puppy street battles of hero own. Two cagy veterans, four deliciously perfect engorged funbags. It's time for you to decide. Between these two girls I could never ever have, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Sarah Hyland Now a Blonde Hollywood Minx

After finally removing her weak stalker boyfriend from her life, here's to hoping Modern Family sextastic minx Sarah Hyland evolves into the grown up sextastic woman that I have envisioned many times in my night sleep. A little blonde experiment for some nightclub hopping in Hollywood couldn't hurt. No, it couldn't hurt a bit.

Sarah was fairly easy to spot in her tight jeans and colored locks leaving the Warwick Night Club, trying to avoid the paparazzi without much success. Sarah doesn't go for much elaborate wardrobe, just some basic things to remind you that you wish she were you girlfriend. I've wanted her to hold that title since we saw her munching on Chick-Fil-A. Oh, dream girl. Blonde or brunette, I care not. Let's eat some grubby chicken sandwiches and make sweet love in the special sauce. I dare to believe. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Cleavy In Orange In Beverly Hills

Hottie Nicole Scherzinger decided to let the girls out for some air in an orange dress in Beverly Hills. It looks like Nicole is on her way to some kind of business meeting. It's important in a negotiation to throw off your opponent. I challenge anyone of any sexual orientation to concentrate when looking at that deep cleav. Nicole obviously knows what she's doing. In my humble opinion, Nicole has some of the best knockers in the biz. I consider myself a bit of an expert on these matters since it's literally my job to talk about boobs all day. They are big and beautiful and don't appear to be subject to the laws of gravity. The dress also displayed her lovely long legs. I've been a fan of those as well since back in the day when she strutted around in her underwear with the Pussycat Dolls.

Those were the days. Back when women performers didn't put on airs and just went ahead and wore sexy bustiers on stage.

Claudia Romani’s Booty Cheeks Peek Out Under a Sexy Referee Costume

The ever sexy Claudia Romani looked particularly hot in a referee costume in a park in Miami. Something tells me that this outfit isn't regulation for refs. For one thing, there is a plunging neckline that shows off Claudia's amazing funbags. They are seriously a sight to behold. I'm sure they would be a huge distraction if she were really calling a game. But the real action takes place south of the border as she forgot to wear pants. Claudia's booty cheeks peek out from the bottom of the outfit. This is a very good thing. Claudia has a pretty incredible butt. It's nice and round but firm. We can't clearly see what's happening in the front but I bet you there is a nice view of her lady parts area.

Halloween is truly a magical time of year. It's the one day in which women can dress half naked with impunity and no one says anything.

Humpday Huzzah! Holly Gibbons White Lingerie Striptease Because It’s Simply Just Beautiful

 

Search the meaning of beauty and you'll find a million different answers. I don't recommend it, because it takes away time from Googling more important things like 'honey covered hineys' and such, but the point is, everybody has their own definition of beauty. For me, I'll take the classics. One fine blonde British girl with perky peaches stripping out of white lacy lingerie. Maybe you chose rainbows or the sounds of children laughing on the playground. To each their own. I do not regret Holly Gibbons and her sweet chest peaches in any way shape or kind. Especially that shape or kind bit.

On Wednesdays we celebrate the hump of the week as we do the precious lady lumps that make everyday worth ogling. We don't need elaborate staging or themes or even anything really other than lights, camera, and all the action of one tantalizing girl with bodacious ta-ta's peeling back her silky nothings. Ah, beauty. Huzzah!

Bella Thorne Getting Grown Up Treatment in Latina Magazine

I'm not sure Bella Thorne is any part Latina. I'm not sure much about her biography is entirely dependable other than she's the hit of the Thorne family that has been trying to break into Hollywood with numerous offspring now. I do know she's a fast rising star, television, movies, modeling, and now moving into more mature publications like Latina magazine where she's all made up and showing off her beauty.

The types of decisions that move teen starlet into adult actress and, naturally, some kind of fake singer for summer concerts, doesn't happen without careful consideration. These are literally million dollar decisions. Bella Thorne could become the next Hollywood ingenue, or end up ten years from now on a Where Are They Now segment. This is a dicey game. That's why I like to play Ferdinand and just sit under the cork tree and watch it all. Except for the bees, it's really the way to delight in this dance the best. Enjoy.