Nothing warms my cockles quite like our weekly get together to fill the EgoReader mailbag with all sorts of skin-filled stuffings and naughty presents. I'm not super big on rituals, but this is one that I intend to pass on to my children, and my children's children, and my Albanian woman on the side's nephews. It really is quite special. And when I open the bag each week, I'm pretty sure I hear the trumpets of the angels. Though, it could be gas we do have complimentary dairy treats on Friday mornings in the office.
This week's Reader Finds includes Ronda Rousey bad assed and covered topless for ESPN (thank you to EgoReader 'Jake' for Ronda hotness), Pamela Anderson classic look at Barb Wire boobtastic (kudos to 'Etan' for spotting these massive orbs), Nicole Kidman in one sextastic photoshoot (ooh lah Australian lahs provided by 'Dennis'), Leslea Fisher baring her beautiful wares in Banshee (comes to us via the devoted 'Damon T.'), Germanic thespianic Saralisa Volm topless making the sexy (Tuetonic ta-ta's delivered by 'Allen'), Gwyneth Paltrow in one of her earlier topless performances (blessings of the boobtastic kind from 'Letesha'), Natasha Henstridge Species like topless greatness (90's classic skinematics via 'Darren'), Nicole Trunfio nip slipping in modeling pics (black and white passions produced by 'Derek R.'), Lucy Mecklenburgh covered topless but obvious hotness (sweet find from eagle-eyed 'Harry'), Kate Winslet nekkid as a jaybird (Kate loves to bare, known well by 'Duffy'), Dylan Penn sweet bikini beach photoshoot (so much potential in this celeb offspring, noted by 'Jay'), Mariel Hemingway topless from when she used to do that (ta-ta throwback conceived by 'Steven H.'), Monica Bellucci topless as she loves to be (Italian super sextastica from 'Shelly'), Diane Franklin topless in skinematics (wow, 80's boobies via 'Griggs'), Anna Falchi doing some Euro top flashing (sweet rackstastic dropped off by 'Les'), Shanina Shaik topless in Elle (sultry headlights produced by 'Aaron'), Holly Hunter bare funbags (treats of the teats by 'Legot'), Jennifer Lawrence see-through top in Harper's Bazaar (spotted with sincerity by 'Kay'), Alyssa Loughran showing off muscles and sextastic combined (quads capture in theory by 'Roger'), Kari Byron tennis playing camel toe (cleft dually discovered by 'Casey' and 'Rocky'), Erin Heatherton, Kate Moss, Behati Prinsloo, and Rachel Hunter all baring chest puppies, Gisele Bundchen almost baring (five-fecta of skin goodies lovingly submitted by 'BillP'), Model Allison Harvard from ANTM showing off her udders (lovely dedication from 'Zac D.'), and last, but not least, Finland's finest beauty queen Sara Chafak in one crazy hot pictorial (sent across the digisphere by 'Jorma'). It's so much, and, yet, it's so much. Enjoy.
Kate Upton Bikini Jiggles, Zoe Saldana Nipples, and Twin Peaks Peeks Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)
The dog days of summer are precisely the time you need to be watching the sweet pussy-cats of sextastic celebrityville on the big and small screen. Nothing cools off the body quite like leering at semi-nekkid incredibly hot women. Well, there might be a temporary increase in Kelvin temps before the actual cooling off period. Just be sure to keep the shades drawn.
This week's Mr. Skin Minute lays out one excellent game plan for viewing all the lovely funbags bouncing, flouncing, and flashing on the silver screen including Zoe Saldana not nekkid in Guardians of the Galaxy, but slipping nip in Colombiana, Kate Upton jiggling bikini jugs in The Other Woman, now out on Blu-Ray, and also out on Blu-Ray, Twin Peaks TV series and spin-off movie loaded with topless kinky dreamscapes. Check them all out. I triple dog dare you. Enjoy.
And, don't you dare let anyone you love or despise go back to school, work, or community halfway house without an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin. They will be your friend for life, or two lives when you both come back as newts.