Kate Upton Bikini Jiggles, Zoe Saldana Nipples, and Twin Peaks Peeks Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

The dog days of summer are precisely the time you need to be watching the sweet pussy-cats of sextastic celebrityville on the big and small screen. Nothing cools off the body quite like leering at semi-nekkid incredibly hot women. Well, there might be a temporary increase in Kelvin temps before the actual cooling off period. Just be sure to keep the shades drawn.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute lays out one excellent game plan for viewing all the lovely funbags bouncing, flouncing, and flashing on the silver screen including Zoe Saldana not nekkid in Guardians of the Galaxy, but slipping nip in Colombiana, Kate Upton jiggling bikini jugs in The Other Woman, now out on Blu-Ray, and also out on Blu-Ray, Twin Peaks TV series and spin-off movie loaded with topless kinky dreamscapes. Check them all out. I triple dog dare you. Enjoy.

And, don't you dare let anyone you love or despise go back to school, work, or community halfway house without an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin. They will be your friend for life, or two lives when you both come back as newts.

Christina Aguilera Preggo See-Through Covered Topless Mama to Be Goodness in V Magazine

You know I happen to have a thing for pregnant ladies showing off their swelling MILFtastic. What can I say, I'm a big fan of womanhood at all stages. Yes, I know, you can mail my feminist awards to my mailbox at the Bowl and Brew. There's just something about alluring ladies with the added miracle of creation of new life that swelters my internal thermometer. Also, of course, the added enticement of not having to worry about anybody getting knocked up by accident.

Christina Aguilera took it off, kind of all off minus the hand bra, for V magazine to show off her upcoming baby to be and her killer gestational curves. There might be a few tricks of the trade employed herein to improve certain features, but seeing Christina's milkers to be and her bare all over skin is certainly something that tickles this preggo fetishists fancy. We probably won't see Christina showing off again for another six months or more, so I'm absorbing this all slowly. You may absorb at your own pace. Enjoy.

Maitland Ward Yellow Bikini Sweet Curviness at the Beach in Los Angeles

The lovely Rachel from Boy Meets World (she'll always be that to me) was back on the beach in Southern California showing off her all grown up lady body in a yellow bikini that happily contained her copious curves. Maitland Ward hasn't been doing any film or TV work that we know of, but we've seen her working cosplay and public appearances at nerd conventions and in these memorable moments when we find her showing off her healthy female form at the beach.

Watching our favorite sextastic celebrities getting all grow'd up is kind of a treat for me. I do so love the more veteran hotties, and, as always, there are ever a crop of new hotties and starlets coming up the line. It's the Circle of Sextastic. I feel a song coming on. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Butt Cheek Revealing Daisy Dukes Are Out of This World

Whoa, hey there new and confident and improved Selena Gomez back from your European adventures. Nice short shorts. You know, they don't exactly cover your delicious little arse cheeks. Yes, I know you know that too. Which makes it even the more alluring and sextastic.

Selena was headed to a meeting in Hollywood and decided to beat the summer heat by allowing the lower seat meat a fresh air breather in shredded shorts so high her delectables were on display. Two thoughts raced through my mind as I saw Selena so. First, damn, I want to squeeze that little Latina thumper ever so badly. And two, there's about to be one very lucky chair in an office in Hollywood. I'd certainly like to sit in it next. Because I respect her music! Get your mind out of the gutter. I might caress the seat just a little. Enjoy.

 

Chrissy Teigen Flashing Her Summer Peaches in The Big Apple

Chrissy Teigen is not a particularly shy girl. She speaks her mind. And wears her mind, or doesn't mind wearing very little, even for public promenades down the streets of New York wherein her faptastic funbags nearly fell out of her braless top for just such a stroll.

Chrissy's profile has definitely been raised yet again this year with all her SI notoriety, celebrity marriage, and just a whole bunch of outstandingly sextastic photoshoots and appearance. And let's not forget just an open top with no bra for a summer's amble. Chrissy knows how to promote. We know how to ogle. This makes for a naturally synergistic relationship. Boobs! Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Shanina Shaik Nip Slip, Kari Byron Camel Toe, Behati Prinsloo Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Nothing warms my cockles quite like our weekly get together to fill the EgoReader mailbag with all sorts of skin-filled stuffings and naughty presents. I'm not super big on rituals, but this is one that I intend to pass on to my children, and my children's children, and my Albanian woman on the side's nephews. It really is quite special. And when I open the bag each week, I'm pretty sure I hear the trumpets of the angels. Though, it could be gas we do have complimentary dairy treats on Friday mornings in the office.

This week's Reader Finds includes Ronda Rousey bad assed and covered topless for ESPN (thank you to EgoReader 'Jake' for Ronda hotness), Pamela Anderson classic look at Barb Wire boobtastic (kudos to 'Etan' for spotting these massive orbs), Nicole Kidman in one sextastic photoshoot (ooh lah Australian lahs provided by 'Dennis'), Leslea Fisher baring her beautiful wares in Banshee (comes to us via the devoted 'Damon T.'), Germanic thespianic Saralisa Volm topless making the sexy (Tuetonic ta-ta's delivered by 'Allen'), Gwyneth Paltrow in one of her earlier topless performances (blessings of the boobtastic kind from 'Letesha'), Natasha Henstridge Species like topless greatness (90's classic skinematics via 'Darren'), Nicole Trunfio nip slipping in modeling pics (black and white passions produced by 'Derek R.'), Lucy Mecklenburgh covered topless but obvious hotness (sweet find from eagle-eyed 'Harry'), Kate Winslet nekkid as a jaybird (Kate loves to bare, known well by 'Duffy'), Dylan Penn sweet bikini beach photoshoot (so much potential in this celeb offspring, noted by 'Jay'), Mariel Hemingway topless from when she used to do that (ta-ta throwback conceived by 'Steven H.'), Monica Bellucci topless as she loves to be (Italian super sextastica from 'Shelly'), Diane Franklin topless in skinematics (wow, 80's boobies via 'Griggs'), Anna Falchi doing some Euro top flashing (sweet rackstastic dropped off by 'Les'), Shanina Shaik topless in Elle (sultry headlights produced by 'Aaron'), Holly Hunter bare funbags (treats of the teats by 'Legot'), Jennifer Lawrence see-through top in Harper's Bazaar (spotted with sincerity by 'Kay'), Alyssa Loughran showing off muscles and sextastic combined (quads capture in theory by 'Roger'), Kari Byron tennis playing camel toe (cleft dually discovered by 'Casey' and 'Rocky'), Erin Heatherton, Kate Moss, Behati Prinsloo, and Rachel Hunter all baring chest puppies, Gisele Bundchen almost baring (five-fecta of skin goodies lovingly submitted by 'BillP'), Model Allison Harvard from ANTM showing off her udders (lovely dedication from 'Zac D.'), and last, but not least, Finland's finest beauty queen Sara Chafak in one crazy hot pictorial (sent across the digisphere by 'Jorma'). It's so much, and, yet, it's so much. Enjoy.

Raffaella Fico Shows Off Her Hot Bikini Body In Saint-Tropez

Italian model Raffaella Fico looked sexy as F in a white bikini in Saint-Tropez. White is a wonderful color for bikinis, mainly because they become see through when they get wet. So, particularly with her bottom, you can see right through Raffaela's suit to her lady bits area. The bottom also has much of the booty exposed for our viewing pleasure. There is some pretty epic sideboob going on as well. Raffaella has an epic rack. If one of those old dead Italian Renaissance painters was alive they would hire her as a boob model. She's also got a toned stomach and some nice long legs. Raffaella really is a testament to Italian engineering. She's like a Ferrari or a Fiat or something. Italians sure know how to live. You've got to love their laissez-faire attitude towards being scantily clad.

I've always wondered how Italians always look so incredibly fit and stylish eating all that pasta. It must be genetics and a good metabolism. If I ate pasta every day they would have to remove me from my house in a forklift.