Abby Cubey Bikini Pictures Put Busty Filipina Lust in the Ocean Breeze

Whoa, be still my erratically beating ticker. The sight of pinay hottie Abby Cubey and her bodacious curves in a bikini is making me skip a few beats, though I assure you the blood flow seems to be working A-OK.

Abby is back for round two of Malibu seaside shoots with the creepy bottled water company that brings hotties out daily for half-nekkid shoots along the shoreline. That's not the creepy part. In fact, that's the best part. If anything is creepy it's what I'm imagining Abby and I doing in my basement of toys. Though I don't actually have a basement since I live in Los Angeles so we'd just have to pretend to be going down a flight of stairs while actually just entering the hall closet. It's worth it. My toy array is mighty impressive, some imported goods that had to bypass customs due to their possibly violating various Crimes Against Humanity laws coming out of the Hague. Abby, I'll be gentle. But when it's your turn, please promise to do the opposite. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Long Pop Star Legs Return to Los Angeles

We now know Taylor Swift and her long toned body aren't happening by accident. She spent the entire summer with her model buddy Karlie Kloss hitting the gym and Pilates and yoga and puppy stands no doubt in order to keep that core and those long legs in tight runway like condition. It certainly shows. And Taylor Swift is determined not to let any of that hard work not be noticed. She's been wearing short skirts and shorts pretty much nonstop since the Spring. And, good for her, and us leg lovers.

Taylor landed in Los Angeles with a fresh peek of her long stems in shorts and her knee high socks, reminiscent of the school girl who gave you happy dreams back in the day when you thought perhaps your B+ in algebra would be enough to win you the fine ladies in school. Not so lucky there, but fortunate that Taylor is not missing an opportunity for a thousand paparazzi to flash her 'oh, are my long supple thighs showing again' coquettish look. I love that look. And those legs. She might be a high maintenance girlfriend, but she's a very low maintenance ogle. I do so love that that option exists. Enjoy.

Kate Hudson and Reese Witherspoon Cleavetastic to Award McConaughey

Oh, to be Matthew McConaughey for just one evening, that lucky bastard. He's not even bedding these women, though I'm sure that's not outside any range of possibility, but the hotties in Hollywood are pushing up their bosom and flashing their finest cleavage for his award ceremony at the American Cinematheque presentation which I think is French for McConaughey gets lucky again.

Kate Hudson and Reese Witherspoon led the charge of 30-s0mething hot cleavy moms in Tinsel Town blushing to be a part of pinning anything on Matthew. Someday, I'd like to see ladies of this caliber getting decked out for me perhaps getting my remedial typing certificate from the Learning Annex, nobody every shows up to those short but valid ceremonies. I did once pay a woman off the streets to come in and pretend to be my mom.  I really need a better strategy to get from here to McConaughey territory. I want the luscious funbags! Sorry, for the outburst. Enjoy.

Clara Settje Topless American Model Alluring Perfection

 

Oh, I don't know, who wants to see a super sextastic tall American blonde model with the face of an angel and the funbags of the devil's perfect plaything taking off her clothes in a sultry photoshoot? Aye says me! Clara Settje may have an exotic sounding name, but this Yankee Doodle Dandy has been making waves in New York and Paris and now probably your Dockers with her innocent but alluring good looks and that body, oh, that body of a true lady Siren.

Featured in this Matteo Montanari picture set, Clara shows that a beautiful girl with perfect ta-ta's can do no wrong and so much so very right just with a glance to the camera, a wiggle in her position, and some stellar teats delivered straight from Athena herself. Is this what love feels like? Certainly deep and abiding lust, love's much simpler and more fierce emotional sibling. Clara, bless your heart. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Hot Kitty At Radio One Teen Awards

I'll be the first to admit this whole jumping and juking petite pop diva stage antic thing is pretty juvenile and lacks much in the way of musical composition. I'll always be the first to say, who the heck cares. Let the teeny boppers talk about their favorite TV turned music stars as if they are modern day Beatles and Claptons. Me and a bunch of my ogling gentlemen friends get to see the likes of Ariana Grande preening and bending and showing off on stage in costumes that would've gotten us all arrested just a short generation ago. Now, that is music to my eyes.

Ariana Grande was a featured guest at Britain's Radio One Teen Awards and made sure to put on an extra special crotch and leg baring performance. She most definitely has the petite hottie goods. Those legs alone could cause a few men to fracas drunken in a bar. I know I'd punch the lights out of any man who spoke ill of Ariana's hot little dancer body. Albeit, I'm a pacifist so I'd probably just order my ex-Chris Brown bodyguards to do the punching. Ariana, you move me with your rhythms. That's almost like real music, perhaps even better. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Cleavage In A Low Cut Top In London

Sexy lady Nicole Scherzinger was looking cleavtastic in London. She was basically wearing what amounted to a bra with a jacket open to reveal the goodies. Nicole has a pretty spectacular rack. They are not too big or too small but just right. She's the porridge Goldilocks ate only, you know, boobs. I remember watching her with delight when she would strut around in bustiers during her Pussycat Dolls days. That's back when you could just wear underwear on stage and no one would say anything about it. It was a simpler, better time. The glorified bra also showed off some of her tight bare mid-riff. Yes, please, and thank you. She's also the only reason I watch that Sing-Off show.

My hats off to any gent who has been lucky enough to handle those funbags. Whoever they are they have obviously made better life decisions than me.

Candice Swanepoel Sexy Lingerie Shoot for Victoria’s Secret October 2014

The ultra-sexy Candice Swanepoel just made my week with her spread in the latest Victoria's Secret catalog. Sweet mother of crap these pictures are hot! Candice models a series of provocative bits of underpants for your viewing pleasure. I know these are meant to get you to buy them but I highly doubt your girl will look like Candice in these bustiers and bras. My personal favorite is the white lacey thing that shows off some series cleav. Personally, I like a girl in lacey stuff. Some guys go for the leathery whatnots and some enjoy simple cotton underpants from Walmart. Give me a girl in a black lace bra and panties and you will find me a happy camper. Especially if I am ogling someone as sexy as Candice.

I will wait by the mailbox for my Victoria's Secret catalog to arrive. I'm old school and enjoy the print to the computer pics.