Julia Pereira Righteous Bikini Curves Throw Down in Miami

Bodacious Brazilian model and bikini hot stuff Julia Pereira has sliced up her own section of Miami Beach where her sultry tanned and toned two piece body rules supreme. It also accepts all would-be challengers to her bikini hottie throne. Do not bring your B-game or you will leave in tears with a strange guy who looks an awful lot like me consoling you. You don’t want that.

Julia Pereira and her righteous rump took a bit of a stroll up and down along her territory, reminding other female of the species to stay off her stellar bodied turf. This this kind of territorial preening resulted in cat fights, I’d pretty much live on Miami Beach. Look at world, Julia is signally her drop dead alluring dominance in her body highlighting bikini. Come strong and half-nekkid or don’t come at all. Enjoy.

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Jodie Gasson Topless Striptease a Portrait of Prurient Lust in Purple

 
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There are days in our lives when we just need a little Jodie Gasson. Well, the big ups sweet guns of the curvaceous bodied Jodie Gasson whose everything from her smile down to her toes, and certainly the goodies in between, bring so much happiness to so many peeping toms throughout the world’s arable terrain. She’s a sweet bit of heaven on earth, and those funbags, well, the sweetest of the bits.

Jodie Gasson just needs a leather couch and a little bit of clothes to pretend to wear for some bit of time to build the anticipation of exposing her ripe juggernauts to the gentleman ogling community. She really is a doll of the most extraordinarily fun for adults proportions. I wish that were my couch. My couch wishes that were my couch. We both are madly in lust with Jodie Gasson. Job well done, JG. Enjoy

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Natalie Krill Bare Booty and Carice Van Houton GOT Bare Boobtastic Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
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Some new faces, err bodies, some veteran revealers of the flesh in this week’s Boob Tube Roundup. If only U.S. standard cable would go for nekkidness, we could have something of a jackpot with all their crazy hot thesapianic cast members.

This week’s Roundup includes Carice Van Houten as the wicked witch of the naughty baring ta-ta’s in Game of Thrones, Natalie Krill showing off her body, though not fully for BBC America in Orphan Black, and Merritt Patterson who I’m desperate to see undressed flashing her bra covered bodacious pair in The Royals. It’s a treat of teats on the small screen. Go forth and enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Baring Skin Post Bikini Pool Party

Kendall Jenner and I definitely get invited to different pool parties I note sadly. Hers, celebrity filled palatial gatherings with tons of skin showing. Mine, mostly elderly Mr. Frankel soaking his toes in an elevated tub that looks like something out of black plague era London. I wish mine were more like Kendall’s. Or at least Kendall would show up baring some skin in some get up that reminds me why men like looking at model girls.

It’s nice to see the young model in so much professional demand taking time out for a little personal R&R on the weekend. Your muscles get sore from all that posing during the week. You need some show off that skin fun time with the gal pals around the pool. I have no idea what I’m talking about, but I am delighting in the visuals. Kendall, ditch the bikini and head over to my place. If Mr. Frankel doesn’t pee in the tub, we can take a dip. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Lingerie Goodness And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Kim Kardashian Instagrams a pic of herself in a bra to promote her new book Selfish. (Huffington Post)

Kelly Brook sunbathing in the nude? Why, yes! (WWTDD)

Britney Spears tosses around a football and shows off bare mid-riff. (TMZ)

Nina Agdal uses her hands as a bra. (Drunken Stepfather)

Madison Justice in a bikini will make your day. (Hollywood Tuna)

Yuvi Pallares is a master at the sexy Instagram post. (COED)

Hot girls in workout clothes? Don’t mind if I do. (The Chive)

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless Boxer

 
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You want to talk about pugilism worth watching. I’ll take my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciute, decked out in boxer gear and flashing a fun shot of her funbags for my favorite form of sport. This one won’t cost you a hundred dollars and I guarantee your inner judge will approve. Such a hot tall drink of water in this black get up for Flair magazine.

Edita, my money goes on you for the technical knock out. I’m already feeling woozy and this fight has only just begun. While I can appreciate the pure thrill of men pounding the craptastic out of each other, I prefer the sweet science of making the sexy with statuesque Lithuanian models in padded gloves. To each their own. Somebody, please, ring the bell. Enjoy.

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Maitland Ward Homages Slave Princess Leia For Star Wars Day

I’ve got two things to note. First, I am a fan of Star Wars. Second, I am not a super fan of Star Wars. If one more person not of the female hottie persuasion today wishes me May the Fourth Be With You, I’m going to start going Mayweather on them. Well, Mayweather if Mayweather punched people. See how I did that?

On the happier more sextastic side of Star Wars Day, we got a peek at Maitland Ward honoring the movie franchise and merchandising juggernaut by way of a boobtastic homage of Princess Leia held captive by that horrible creature who reminds me of Chris Christie. That’s kind of unfair, but also the truth. Maitland Ward is fast becoming a fan boy geekstress favorite with her cosplay and costumery cleavetastic. She certainly has the skills. Both of them. I don’t believe in slavery, but if we must bear such a horrific practice, we could probably start with the girls with stellar funbags. Enjoy.

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