Luiza Pereira In Her See Through Panties

Naughty girl Luiza Pereira was having a a relaxing day at home in a pair of see-through panties in this wonderfully candid photoshoot. Now, when I say her panties are see-through I don’t mean that they are kinda clear. You can see her entire lady mons as clear as day. Is there anything sexier on God’s green Earth than the site of a woman’s undercarriage? I think not. The only thing that might rival it are the pics that show a bit of sideboob. Luiza has a nice plump pair of ta-tas and it is unfortunate that we’re not seeing more of them in these pictures.

But I guess we shouldn’t be greedy to always see everything. Something left to the imagination is good. I mean, when it’s not left to the imagination is better but you make due with what you have.

Photo Credit: Marina Abadjieff For C-Heads Magazine

Maria Jose Martinez Hot Body Teases in Nothing But Stockings and Heels Betwixt the Sheet

There are so many things I do lust about en fuego Colombiana women. And so many reasons to applaud Soho magazine which covers the famous ones, well, uncovers them, with special attention to the veteran hottie actresses they often get into lingerie or less for their outstanding photo sessions.

Take for instance telenovela star Maria Jose Martinez. Oh, that I could take Maria somewhere far away where nobody would find us until two hundred years hence when archaeologists dig up our remains still clutching one another in some needlessly dangerous sex position. This Latina lovely looks so damn hot in her stockings and undergarments, I’m tempted to gas up the Egotastic! Winnebago and caravan on down to take her out to the Bogota Denny’s for fine dining. I just need gas prices to drop below ten cents a gallon and I could cover one way. Once I meet Maria, I have no intention of a return trip. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Soho

Miley Cyrus Braless Nipple Pokes Go Shopping

Miley Cyrus isn’t the first Hollywood icon to go braless pretty much everywhere, but she’s perhaps the most famous girl of late to promote the commando look that has blessedly swept through Celebrityville these past several years. It’s almost unusual now to see a sextastic lovely under thirty sporting any type of undergarment. It’s almost as if my prayers have been answered.

Just on a grocery shopping trip, Miley sees no need for undergarments beneath a tight red sweater that is only visible from within five hundred or so feet. Probably one hundred feet to catch sight of her nipples poking beneath. Suffice it to say, she’s no camouflaging her headlights. You might say she’s flaunting them. Once again I maintain, no matter your opinion on the bleached blonde pixie, you have to respect her raising the bar on public exhibitions of celeb skin. It’s not exactly like discovering penicillin, but somebody already did that. Enjoy.

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Julia Pereira’s Bitchin’ Bikini Body And Other Fine Things To Ogle


Swimsuit designer Julia Pereira models her hot bikinis. (Hollywood Tuna)

Who needs bras? Set those puppies free! (The Chive)

Ruby Palm sexily washes a car in a bikini. (WWTDD)

Lest we forget, Khloe Kardashian‘s butt is amazeballs. (TMZ)

This Beyonce workout video gets my heart rate up. (Huffington Post)

This is Alyssa McGoogan and this is her hot nekkid body. (Drunken Stepfather)

Taylor Swift dresses like a dragon…a sexy dragon. (Popoholic)

Lydia Hearst Topless Big Tops At The Circus, Still My Favorite Heiress

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We follow many heiresses and next gen celebrity offspring on this little blog of ours. Let’s face it, rich famous good looking people tend to make good looking progeny. Damn you, genetics. But Lydia Hearst, heir to the Hearst publishing fortune, really is one of our unsung heroes. The alt-model shows up about once every year or two in a new set of topless pictures in fashion and style magazines. Sort of at random, but never without satisfaction of the visual variety.

In her latest revelations in Treats magazine, the New York based bit of brunette lovely, peels back her top to reveal her absolutely perfect pair of pouty puppies. I alliterate when I get excited, excuse me. Look past all the art and style and feast your peeps upon a beautiful woman who also happens to be worth a cool $100 million. That shouldn’t matter, but it does to me as I need a woman to keep me in the lifestyle to which I’ve become accustomed. Granted, that can likely be achieved through about $500 worth of Groupons, but I wouldn’t mind a trip to the Mall of America at some point in my life. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Treats! Magazine

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Candice Swanepoel Topless Covered With Her Hottie Friends for Victoria’s Secret Swim Special 2015

Hot girls often have hot friends. I feel like if I could just crack the code on the first part of that equation, I could inevitably surround myself with beautiful half-nekkid to fully-nekkid models and celebrities who think of me as a trusted friend they can change in front of. That is the dream.

Candice Swanepoel has some mightily attractive friends. Many of whom she hooked up with to film the Victoria’s Secret Swimwear Special. Just looking at the results, I can see several things that are quite special, starting with Our Lady of Swanepoel laying barely covered on the beach. I’ve always maintained the best way to sell a swimsuit is by having one outstandingly sextastic woman not wear that swimsuit in photos. The Emperor’s new clothes really is the ideal line for these incredibly alluring bodied women. If there’s one thing I know, it’s absent fashion. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret 2015 Swim Special

Charli XCX Vs Daisy Lowe Sideboob Vs Cleavage Showdown At BRIT Awards

You take two hot brunette Brits. Charli XCX and Daisy Lowe. Invite them to the same decked out spectacle event. One goes with major side boob on the red carpet, the other opts for deep bosomy cleavage. How do you decided the better show-woman?

As always, I choose the horny Solomon solution of ‘both’. I couldn’t imagine the heart-wrenching decision of having to tell one of these set of faptacular funbags that they somehow deserve the silver. Nay, this is entirely a gold medal affair. I couldn’t take my eyes off of either, careful to make eye contact first so as to be a gentleman, before moving on to leering catatonically as those lovely fleshy mounds. I want to adopt both of them, declare them my nieces in public, and let people talk gossip behind our backs. That’s the boobtastic dream. Enjoy.

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