Lais Ribeiro Topless Sultry Automotive Motifs Will Rev Your Engines

 

if you happen to like ridiculously hot Brazilian models and sports cars, you'll find yourself entranced by this Lui Magazine pictorial of the wicked hot Lais Ribeiro doing her hot body thing set against various motor vehicles. In fact, you don't really have to like cars at all to appreciate the hot stroking action (as it were) of the sultry and alluring Lais Ribeiro and that heavenly sextastic body of hers.

Someday, I'd like to find such a woman topless in the back seat of my economy import. Maybe she could be struck with amnesia or be high on fumes from her recent private jet trip or something. There are so many ways it could happen, short of kidnapping at a Victoria's Secret fashion show, which is obviously just a Plan D. Enjoy.

Paula Labaredas Back to School Lingerie Shoot Is Naughty and Dangerous and Hard Not to Peep

We don't see Paula Labaredas that often, but when that Portuguese hottie model makes an appearance, she really knows how to stop the music, pull all the eyeballs in the room, and create the sound of a dramatic gasp. At least, that was my reaction to seeing her new lingerie photoshoot in various shades of naughty school girl.

Paula has always been one for big time cosplay and dress up fun. Never too much clothing to distract from her heavenly bodily gifts, but just enough to put on a character of the girl who you wish you could have one hour of alone time with to discuss your feelings. Or, possibly just a spanking for being naughty. Those are my primary feelings most of the time. Paula, your wicked hotness doth inspire a man to dream. And to be grabby. I'll try to be polite. I can't make any specific promises whilst looking at your outstanding derriere. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes Make a Long Awaited Appearance

I'm not sure where Ashley Greene has been hiding of late, but I can tell you most certainly her award winning nipples have missed the spotlight.

Ashley's nipples became rather famous for poking through many a top during her Twilight fame years. You can't just take the fine headlights of a super fine woman and expect to contain them behind some veil of modesty. Nay. So long as the sun shines, the pokiest and most succulent nipples in the land will find their way to recognition. Ashley, we dig you big time all over. We miss you dearly. And your nipples, well, I'm just glad they're back. Now, I need a hanky. For my tears, you pervert. Okay, maybe two hankies. Enjoy.

Sarah Silverman Topless, Deborah Ann Woll Making the Sexy, and Maggie Gyllenhaal Nipples Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

What is this magic here? Sarah Silverman in an unexpected topless turn in Masters of Sex on HBO. I guess when I heard she was going to have a recurring role on the series it should've been a head's up that everybody gets topless on that period piece show. Still a mighty nice surprise for a Boob Tube Roundup of the best of the skintastic in the weekend in celebrity ta's.

Joining Sarah in the BTR is Deborah Ann Woll somehow not flashing funbags during a True Blood sex scene, Maggie Gyllenhaal nipples out to play in BBC's The Honourable Woman series, Laura Donnelly and Catriona Balfe topless in the time traveling drama Outlander, and Andrea Bogart and Brooke Smith topless in Ray Donovan on Showtime, It was a big week on the small screen for big views. Indeed. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Braless By the Beach for Starlet Exhibition

Bella Thorne may only be a teen, but she's pretty much entirely running her own life, loves, and career, and choice of undergarments, or not. The Disney starlet turned absolutely everywhere public eye girl of the moment took a saunter through Malibu over the weekend in a rather low cut summer dress without the assistance of supportive chestal wear. Obviously, we respect the right of women to go commando whenever and wherever possible, though with the age Bella claims to be, we can't specifically comment as to her intimate wear.

Bella's star has been on a direct upward trajectory since first she came into our radar. We're not exactly clear about her talent in even the manner of a Miley or a Selena. But we are clear the cameras love her. And that's a very important of young Hollywood success. That and no bras. Enjoy.

Laura Cremaschi and Her Hot Bikini Body Can’t Be Contained, Though Sadly Today It Is Just a Little

After seeing Laura Cremaschi with her top off last week, well, it's a bit like an amazing dessert was served and it's  time to head off to dream land to imagine such tasty treats. Though I am a man who can move from dessert back to appetizer rounds with the greatest of ease. Especially inspired by the sight of Laura back in a little bikini on the beach showing off her staggeringly hot body in the more traditional suntanning manner of the U.S. So sad, I know.

Laura really has managed to work herself into one of the finest beach bodies among the stiff competition making men stiff along Miami Beach. I'm not going to say I favor her even more these days because she was showing off her bare boobtastic last week. I'm not going to say it, but naturally it's totally true. I can be bought rather easily! Enjoy.

Bethenny Frankel Bikini Paddle Boarding in the Hamptons

I suppose you could look at reality star and women's inspirational books author Bethenny Frankel as an age-defying MILF, or perhaps a miracle of modern science, or maybe a bit of both. Bethenny definitely preaches healthy living and nutrition and exercise, and she's also been the beneficiary of some of New York's finest scalpel and injection specialists. I guess everybody should be free to do with themselves as they please. I'm certainly not one to judge with my fat injections primarily in the form of doughnuts and beer. Kind of the old-fashioned way.

I'd be lying if I didn't say I'd crank my neck to see the 40-something mom bending over in her bikini to pick up her paddle board. That's not the be all and end all of quality assessments, but it's certainly a healthy start. Enjoy.