Age is just a number when it comes to bikini hotness (Celebuzz)
Miranda Kerr wears the retro swimsuit VERY well (WWTDD)
Courtney Robertson is also good for a bikini shot or three (TMZ)
EmmaWatson, there's never a bad time to ogle you (Huffington Post)
Dita Von Teese will do anything to sell you a car (Fox News)
A collection of hot celebrity twins! (Ranker)
Heidi Klum's nipples are back everybody! (The Superficial)
Yes, it does. Star Trek Into Darkness is finally here. All your Klingon-Human sexual fantasies are about to be satisfied. Okay, maybe not those so much. But Kirk, Spock. McCoy, the bad guy pretending he's not the future Khan. It's all there. And it looks pretty damn amazing. So, yeah, I will be among the geek boys seeing this movie in the next 24 hours. Resistance is futile.
We had the privilege of snagging some interviews with J.J. Abrams and the cast of Star Trek Into Darkness in London this past week. Not really a privilege since the Brits won't let me onto their shores until I renounce my claim to being Kate Middleton's baby daddy. Still, we snuck somebody else in. Take a look at some very brief snippets from our journalistic endeavor. Then, hire a dog sitter for your embarrassing Chow and head off to see Star Trek.
Don't be the last nerd in the world to fulfill his destiny!
Emma Watson sure did grow up fast. I feel like I've been watching her closely ever since, well, ever since it wasn't really socially correct to admit to such a following. But at some point over the past year or so she started doing all this grown up modeling and posing and styling and while it's clearly way too much clothing involved, it's really pretty damn hot.
Her latest foray into the grown up world of modeling features a highly done up Emma Watson in W magazine. Evoking all sorts of images of glamorous ladies of the past, not to mention a future fifteen minutes of fun I'd love to experience with Emma. Granted, ten of those minutes would be spent trying to undo her fancy frock, but five minutes is more than enough time to repeat the phrase 'Oh, Emma, I've wanted you too for so long.' Enjoy.
I think I'm getting too old to complain anymore about these magazine lists of who's the hottest celebrity. So many flaws, so little time to discuss them all. It's an inevitably crooked venture when you first set about to tier the sextastic. And naming somebody The Hottest or The Most Beautiful, even if you weren't doing so for crass publicity reasons, it's a faulty process at best.
Nevertheless, Maxim still knows how to throw a party that gets some good looking women to attend. As they did last night for their Hot 100 List, including Miley Cyrus, the winner of said naming, UFC Ring Girl extraordinaire, Arianny Celeste, and former stripper turned stripper, Kendra Wilkinson, who put on her best face and body for the event celebrating good looks. Can't say I got my invitation, but someday when I've got a whippersnapper nipping at my heels, I'll probably not invite them to my events either. Everybody hates their future replacement. Enjoy.
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Bar Refaeli Covered Nekkid, Kendall Jenner Cleavy, and Aubrey O’Day Even Cleavier Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
Another week and another dollop of self-published goodness from the sweet looking women who roam the hallways of Hollywood, Inc. From head to toe these egomaniacal hotties are transmitting sextastic photos of themselves onto the world wide web for your viewing pleasure. So, um, thanks.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner showing off, Gisele Bundchen yoga posing, Aubrey O'Day reinventing her bosom, Coco working the stripper pole, Candice Swanepoel in a bikini, Bar Rafeali in an even smaller bikini, and so much much more. You owe it to your still lingering Cinco De Mayo hangover to check out each and every one of these salacious bits of wonderment. Enjoy.
LAST WEEK'S ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU WERE UNDER A WET BLANKET