Britt Maren Tiny Bikinis for Nasty Gal

I’ve only been ogling Texas hottie V.S. model Britt Maren for a couple years now, but I feel like I’ve known her body for forever. She has that kind of sextastic body appeal that stirs the primal forces of male and Sapphic leaning female nature. As evidence, not her latest bikini work for Nasty Gal, that company with the silly name that keeps making billions. Oh, how Britt shines and pimps and promotes with those natural born assets of hers.

Most certainly if I were Christian Grey I’d take Britt into my dungeon and make her eat a few cheeseburgers while I spanked her with a feather pillow, mostly just for effect. I’d fatten her up a bit before we scheduled any making of the many babies. But Britt in a bikini, that’s a lanky long and lean pleasure I could certainly indulge in from the get-go. Meaning now, as in, Britt, check your Twitter DMs, I’m sending you a picture of a single tear drop on a panda’s cheek. It’s impossible to resist, even though it has no connection to what I’ll be asking of you. You are so damn hot. Enjoy.

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Let’s All Celebrate Underboob And Other Fine Things To Ogle


Sideboob gets all the glory, but underboob is beautiful too. (The Chive)

Gisele Bundchen looks hot in a green bikini while on vacation with Tom Brady. (TMZ)

Does Selena Gomez do anything other than Instagram bikini pics? I’m not complaining. (Huffington Post)

Julia Pereira sweating and bouncing around? Don’t mind if I do. (Drunken Stepfather)

Iggy Azalea got herself a new pair of boobies. (Dlisted)

This is Jessica Sulecki and these are her ta-tas. (COED)

The LA Kings ice girls do a sexy bikini shoot in Malibu. (Busted Coverage)

Holly Peers Topless Thong Clad Curves of Glory for Zoo

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Holly Peers, how I have missed you. I imagine the feeling is mutual. Though that might just be imagining. Most importantly, the peerless puppies of this delightful DD Brit are back and curvy perfect in Zoo magazine, one of the last remaining lads magazines in all of the Empire.

Holly was one of the very first busty topless glamour girls we ever fell in lust with. She’s simply outrageously hot, which helps, and her melons of pure joy are more than the hair of the dog that bit your bobos, she’s downright anatomically inspiring. There’s nothing you can’t do if you keep your eye on the prize, err, prizes. Personally, I might hit the gym. Mostly watch a little TV and drink one of those energy drinks. It’s really more of a club. Holly, check your email, I’m sending selfies of my curls. Enjoy.

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Anja Rubik Strips Down To Lingerie For Sextastic Scenes In Vogue France

Now, you know, I find all things male visual to be distasteful and deserving of exile to some heinous island prison where they make you kill the rats for your own dinner. But on occasion, we simply can’t expunge all dude from all photos that feature some fine female forms in various states of undress that I want to share with you. Sharing is caring. I learned that from Barney before he was led away in cuffs to be questioned in a dark room under a spotlight about unwanted touching.

Anja Rubik simply stirs my soul. I don’t know why Vogue France felt compelled to put some guy in photos of her in sextastic lingerie, but if I had enough air miles I’d fly over to Paris and punch somebody in their kidneys for almost ruining the delicious living hotness that is Anja Rubik. Maybe just an angry letter. Or I could learn Photoshop better and maybe do some cutting. Hmm. Anja, ditch the third wheel. Let’s be together in your lingerie. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Vogue France

Melanie Griffith Showing Off the Veteran Moneymakers on Film Set

Freshly single and ready to mingle Melanie Griffith may not be getting the top flight film bookings any more, not the same that her daughter is now, but she’s no slouch when it comes to veteran displays of the funbags, as she was on the set of her TV Movie, The Brainy Bunch. Which sounds like something I probably won’t be circling on my calendar, but I will be circling back to my collection of Melanie Griffith hot photos because she’s had quite the decades long run of turning boys into men by means of bodily wonderments.

Once Melanie completes that laser tattoo removal of her former husband’s name, I might even call upon her with flowers and a box of chocolates and a card written in crayon that reads only, ‘mommy, I got a boo-boo’. It’s a bit out there, but you know right away whether or not the adult nursing relationship is going to begin or if the cops are coming yet again to call you by your first name and tell you to leave the premises. I don’t have time for nuance. Just Melanie ta-ta’s. Enjoy.

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Georgie Darby Topless Muay Thai Workout, It’s a Real Thing, A Really Good Thing

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Everybody loves the MMA fighting these days. It’s cutting across all demos and audience segments, including into the world of high glamour glamorous goody two-melon models like Georgie Darby. I’m not sure if this buxom Brit is actually preparing to fight for real, I don’t care. I’m prepared to dream it. Why can’t there be a world where ridiculously bodacious young lovelies kick box while topless? In my world I assure you, it already exists.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen hide or peep of Georgie Darby, truly one of the exquisite bits of allure England has managed to foster in their lovely honey indoor hot house maintained on the royal gardens. She certainly seems to be in fighting shape, among other activities that stellar body might be optimally designed for. I think I need to do some crunches, or just head straight to the cold showers. Tap out. Georgie, I submit. Now take your prize. Enjoy.

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Natalie Dormer Has Those Crazy Eyes and That Crazy Hot Body for Self

Natalie Dormer seems to be on every single television show and in every movie these days. This is a good thing. The hottie with those crazy girlfriend eyes who I first fell for in the Tudors is everywhere these days, even lady’s magazines like Self showing off a little cleavage and that alluring semi-psycho look. That’s not a criticism. Guys fall for that knowing it’s going to end badly. But what can we do?

Natalie Dormer is one of those lovely lasses you simply can’t forget about when racing through the catalog in your mind of girls that inspire you to greatness, also private time chaffing. I’d sure love to see more of her in lad’s magazines baring her stellar body, but she does treat us to much brave exhibition in her screen work. She’s a gem. And sort of my hero. I hope she’ll eat kippers with me. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Self Magazine