Klaudia Brahja Topless With Chains, It’s a Thing Alright

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Consider me beyond fascinated by this portrait of Klaudia Brahja by photographer of epically hot women, David Bellemere. I’m not sure if it’s the chains in combination with the ridiculously hot body of the model who happens to be wearing not much of anything by the way of clothes, but this entire visual bit of wonderment has me spinning in libidinal circles. This must be what love feels like. I’ve only ever felt it before with a puppy, and ten thousand crazy hot women.

I’m not suggesting alluring women in chains is some kind of submissive messaging. I’d gladly take the chains and allow Klaudia and any of her cute model friends to use me as they see fit until I learn some lesson I will forever pretend to not learn. It’s really just the girl. The hot sextastic girl. I need to buy some flowers or an e-card or something. Love does certainly lift the spirits. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: David Bellmere

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Lindsey Pelas Boob Party And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Lindsey Pelas shows off her mammoth cleav while admiring herself. (The Superficial)

Jen Selter‘s behind the scenes bikini pics. (TMZ)

Kylie Jenner wears hot pants because Kylie Jenner. (Huffington Post)

Taylor Swift invites you to the leg and mid-riff show. (Dlisted)

Nicki Minaj‘s boobs are front and center in her “Night Is Still Young” video. (COED)

Let’s all look at some hot lady booties. (The Chive)

Terann Hilow is a super sexy Houston Rockets fan. (Busted Coverage)

Kendall Jenner Thong Party in Monaco! With Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, and Hailey Baldwin Bikini Hotness

My eyes have seen many fine sights in their time, but this may be one of the candid toppers. Four sweet hot sextastic teen models at the top of their early game in a bikini party on a yacht off the South of France. You already know how I feel about the advantages of yachts. How about getting Kendall Jenner, Gigi Haidid, Bella Hadid, and Hailey Baldwin into teeny tiny bikinis prancing on the bow. That is the sheer power of sea crafts. An ’05 Camry does not come with the same preening fixtures.

The faptastic bikini foursome were preening before each other, their nubile bodies on display dipping in and out of the water, and in and out of our telescopic lens range, before ultimately heading to sea on jet skis in wetsuits that were not nearly as fun or revealing as these thongs on hot bottoms. I can’t think of a time I’ve seen such a quartet of ridiculously alluring female flesh. But i know I don’t want to stop looking at these. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Blonde And Busty and Barely Covered For Vogue Brazil

Remember those couple or three weeks when Kim Kardashian went blonde and all those people who care about hair color and style went kind of nutty insane? Yeah, I don’t know any of those people either. But I remember the buzz. Apparently, Kim got some solid teasy photoshoots in during her time as a platinum bombshell, including this little visual funbag ditty in Vogue Brazil, on my list of top ten worldwide Vogue editions. Hey, somebody has to read them all on your behalf.

There’s no doubt that Kim Kardashian and her family and her ta-ta’s are a worldwide phenomenon. Spawned for sure in the U.S., this petite hourglass shaped celebrity princess is one of the most recognizable faces and bodies around the planet. It should be comforting to know that men in over 150 nations worldwide are currently imagining her without clothes on locked in the supply closet with them, begging her not to speak in their own native tongues. The sextastic is the universal language and what binds prurient men of all lands. Even those who are forced to pretend they hate it. Enjoy.

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Malin Akerman Leather Hottie and Alexandra Daddario Busty Goodness Lead Red Carpet Treats at San Andrea Premiere

The Rock will save California by means of muscle and grunts. Count on it in San Andreas. More important to our particular cause, the sweet sextastic lineup of ladies at the movie premiere, flashing some killer looks for the red carpet and the gentleman ogler’s circling therein.

Malin Akerman led the charge in tight leather, with Alexandra Daddario busty goodness and Emmanuelle Chriqui providing some healthy cockle warming views in a tight dress providing ground support. Others arrived as well, all determined to provide the visual wonderments to this latest summer calamity film. Being a veteran of many California earthquakes, I can tell you (1) they can be scary, and (2) amazing looking women rarely get trapped in large cracks in the ground, which makes them sort of just big pains in the bottom with little upside. Unless you happen to be a tectonic plate feeling a little less stress. Hot girls make everything good, even temblors. Enjoy.

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Abigail Ratchford Invites Cleavy Bombshells Over For A Silk and Sextastic Slumber Party

You know how I often bitch about being uninvited to fancy celebrity events. Well, laying my cards on the table, I’m only half-hearted about that disappointment. But the Abigail Ratchford bombshell slumber party, that one I really prayed to the Lords of the Dance to get an evite. Oh, man oh man. I mean, oh woman oh woman. Abigail Ratchford and Lindsey Pelas and a half dozen of their busty hot friends in little silky robes and bras. This is precisely the image that pops into my mind when I think of hottie model slumber parties. Well, I mean, if you add in the three glasses of champagne, the giggling, and ultimately the late night lesbionics and steady moans.

It’s not as if my fluffy pillow wasn’t at the ready to teach these girls a valuable lesson about protecting their rears during a down feather fight. I even had my toothbrush packed and a book full of scary stories that all involve girls in kimonos. I’m just not sure why I was left out of this event. The leering after the fact will have to suffice. These are some damn good leers. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Garry “Prophecy” Sun

Chrissy Teigen Topless Beach Peeks For Dujour

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Remember when we caught Chrissy Teigen in a photoshoot along the shoreline posing pretty much topless in playful design with her singer husband? Well, I do. I mean, naturally, we cut out the husband. Who needs those. But it was really our best ever candid view of Chrissy’s funbags to date and quite a spectacular set at that.

Well now you can see the results of that beachy photo fun time in Dujour magazine where they show quite a few less topless photos of Chrissy than we saw while spying on the shoot, but enough to remind us the basics of why she’s been our belusted for some time here. Not many women have risen so high on the celebrity charts with less IMDB credits than Chrissy, but a peek at her jugs gives some indication of the secret to success in the business of the sextastic celebrity. As it should be. Two by two the greats shall be divided. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Dujour

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