bill-swift - February 23, 2016
I've never been to a fancy champagne label party before. Apparently you're supposed to wear something delicate and white and sheer. Quite opposite from the dress code at the Mickey's Big Mouth parties where you want to wear something that blends decently with puke. Two different worlds. Perhaps. But I'm ready to jump ship to the upper echelons of hot girl society when I see the likes of Nina Agdal, Ciara, Olivia Culpo, and Chanel Iman dishing out the hotness in their virginal whites.
Each of the ladies came dressed to impress for the Miami based bubbly soiree. Almost too precious too soil. Though you know that's all I'm thinking about at the moment. Someday ladies you'll all be promenading over to my place for such similar swanky affairs. I'd ask only that you dress mummy style and allow me to un-spin you as you arrive, or after four of my fruity malarky punches, whenever you're ready. Oh, to be surrounded by a heavenly cast of sextastic models. Somebody hold me. No, not you. You, Nina. Grip me like we're in a Cat 5 tornado. Yes, I sure you that's lake water splashing your face. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Splash
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