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elliot-wolf - October 21, 2018
Nikki Lund looks as promising as a return of Baywatch with me starring as David Hasselhoff’s replacement. It could be an entirely new rebooted series and Nikki can be my replacement Pamela Anderson. I’ll get to work on writing a script and hopefully some Hollywood hot shot accepts my pitch. It would be an amazing show. I know if I’m capable of saving a fish from drowning I can sure save someone in need. And sharing lifeguard duty with Lund is a dream come true. Even if it is only for a fictional television show.
I’d make sure I’m first in line to administer CPR to Nikki should she ever need it. I genuinely care about her safety and well-being. But I’d doubt she’d need any saving from me as her figure suggests she’s an agile mermaid in the water. I’m more shaped like an agitated puffer fish but together we would make a great team. I’d even bring her dinner every evening. There’s nothing like fine dining on a beach balcony while watching the sun go down. She’d have no chose but to fall for me the same way the sun falls into the horizon everyday towards the end of our shift.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA / Splash News
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